《Trash Knight: System Recycler: A litRPG Satire that No One Asked For》76: Destroyer-class Warship Progression | Leadership Power Vacuum
Advertisement
100-Meter Class Sea Vessel, Unnamed
Weight: 740,000 kg
Engines: 2 Standard Engines
Engine Power: 20,000 Power
Engine Fuel Drain: 2,000 ( F ) per second
Fuel Drain Adjusted: 4,000 ( W ) per second
Current Speed: 27kph
Resources and Fuel
Resources: 9,121,992 ( W )
Resource Gain: +22,500 ( W ) per second
Fuel: 500,000 / 500,000 ( F )
Power:
Misc: 1,000
Defenses: 200
Hardpoints: 1,500
Excess Power: 17,600
Defensive Armament:
1 T-34/85 Turret 85mm
2 7.62 mm LMG
Ammunition:
85mm: 13
7.62mm: 300
Crew:
105 Unsorted
Hardpoints:
Port: None
Starboard: None
Bow: None
Stern: Mining Industrial
Keel: None
Bridge: Communications Antenna
Emplacement 1: T-45/85 Turret
Emplacement 2: None
I put in a quick work order to rearrange the hardpoints to smarter locations and to add more mining lasers. We desperately needed more resource gain, since the ship was still horribly incomplete. Poorly armed and armored. Paper-thin hull. The rooms were still a mess, garbage everywhere, no facilities except what the rebels put together, and here I was, sailing us through a sea of resources to use.
Water, I mean.
Mining (Keel 1) activated.
Mining (Keel 2) activated.
Mining (Keel 3) activated.
Resource Gain: +90,000 ( W ) per second
XP Gain: +900 XP per second
Hardpoints:
Port: None
Starboard: None
Bow: Turret
Stern: Mining
Keel 1: Mining
Keel 2: Mining
Keel 3: Mining
Bridge: Comms
The experience was even shittier out in the ocean, but it was free. Really, all I needed to do was just sail around with the lasers mining the water automatically, and with enough time--years, maybe--I would hit max level. But I didn't have that kind of time. If I wanted to progress faster, I'd need to recycle proper things.
A cup of coffee was set down on the table in front of me. I looked up. It was the healer from the hero party. She smiled politely, and I nodded back in thanks. She went back to join her friends at another table.
We all sat in a makeshift kitchen area. It was a basic room with rusty metal walls, a few metal tables and chairs, and an old oven that one of the blacksmiths put together. Vil and Lara were over there, fiddling around in the flour like a couple of giddy children. White powder covered them both, and Vil's face was marked by her handprints.
In the corner, Jessie sat in her dirty mechanic's overalls, hair pulled back, squinting at some mechanical device she was working on. It was about the size of an orange with four distinct pieces, all metal. She tried to shove them together as if forcing a puzzle to fit. The pieces stuck together for a moment, then sprung apart. "Fucking bullshit," she whispered to herself. Her voice was groggy, and her eyes were tired.
Advertisement
"Well, Sir Redrim," said the knight. "For us young and noble adventurers, what could we expect to happen next?" He leaned back in his chair with his foot propped up. His prosthetic sat beside him, probably to let his nub breathe. "Perhaps another monster to slay? A mystery to uncover?"
I nursed the steaming hot coffee in my hands. "Don't feel obligated to stay," I said. "We'll probably dock somewhere safe soon, and you can leave then."
The knight lowered his eyes in thought. His smile never left him. "Truly, I know the burden of me, and I still have not yet repaid you for this limb," he nodded at the fake leg beside him.
The healer agreed. "It might be some time before we resume the main quest. Especially after the dragon battle."
The mage snickered. "The temple clergy spoke not of a max leveled beast such as that. Verily, I still say that it was a ruse all along."
The archer stomped on his foot. He winced. "We know not the machinations of the temple," she said. "Dare not to presume."
"Yet still," said the knight. "As it stands. We will see."
Jessie spoke from her side of the room. "Just put them on payroll."
Ugh. Payroll? I didn't even factor that in. Just more shit I needed to peel off from my resource gain. "What, do you want to be mercenaries?"
The knight looked at his friends, and his friends looked back, and together, wordlessly, they considered it. Eventually, the knight grinned wide and brought it to me. "One thousand gold a day for our party's services. How's that for a deal?"
It was not a bad deal. Out of all the people on this ship--excluding Vil or me--they were the most combat-capable and had already saved our asses a few times now.
"I can't recycle gold coins."
Jessie stood up and joined the hero party, draping her body over the mage. "Aw, Redrim. Come on. They're so cute, though." The archer glared at her with a reddening face. Jessie noticed, then swapped over to her, gripping her tight in a bear hug until they both fell over.
"I'll figure something out." I chugged the coffee, set down the cup, and stood up to leave.
"Oh, Redrim," Vil said after he shut the oven door. "We could use a better kitchen area. Recycled food will get... stale quickly."
"And a workshop," said Jessie.
"And if you're taking requests," said the knight. "Some suitable living quarters, as well."
Advertisement
I took several mental notes. "Right, right."
The door snapped open, and by snapped open, I mean the entire thing popped off the hinges. The rebel who had just entered set the door aside. "Ah, Redrim. There you are. The leaders wish to meet with you."
I groaned. "Take me."
I followed the young rebel soldier as we walked down the halls, our footsteps echoing with hollow taps. We passed several familiar faces--old ladies, several bored miners, sleeping rebels, and a handful of restless children. Most had been the same people back at the village--more or less. All had heard of me, and when we walked by, they stared, not in awe, but in curiosity.
An old lady stopped us to complain about the lack of running water. A rebel asked for a place to store their rifles safely. One of the miners didn't like that the walls were so thin and that there was still a small leak in one of the lower decks.
All I could do was say that I'd take care of it, nod, then make another mental note.
We had found a group of older men by the central stairwell. It was a temporary room, wide and empty, containing the only stairs in the ship. It was probably the most well-traversed place since the decks connected at this one spot, and there was no way to get to the top decks other than through here.
A design flaw, I know, but the entire ship was a work in progress.
"So this is Redrim," said an old man with a cane. He was dressed like a simple villager. "It seems he has a face now, for better or worse."
"Alright, what do you want?" I asked. "There's a lot to get done, so--"
A rebel officer spoke. "We've made contact with another rebel cell." He had a trimmed brown beard and wore reader's glasses. He looked more like an accountant than a rebel leader. "These rebels are the group that fled into the desert."
That was Jenna's group.
"Unfortunately," he continued, "the cave complex that they're stationed in has been under siege for weeks now."
"I'll plot a course." I turned to leave.
"No," he said. "We first need to gather our strength and find a friendly port."
"How about go fuck yourself?" I said. "This is my ship. If the desert group is in danger, we should go. We have the fighting strength, and I'll just... hobble something together like I always do."
The officer furrowed his brow. "Redrim. While this is your ship, these people are not your people. We are the leaders of this cell, as we have always been."
This weak little beta-bitch of a man wanted to measure dicks.
"'Scuse me," said a farmer. "Ya'll must be the leaders here. I got's this here mound of COW SHIT, and I'd like to get it moved over to--"
How did this fucking guy get his cowshit here?
The old farts gestured to me. "He's the leader," they mocked.
I parried. "No, you."
"I jes' need t' get all this here COW SHIT moved, and--"
The officer scoffed at me. "Of course, Redrim. You'd only want to be the leader when it benefits you."
I stomped closer. "This is literally what you were doing."
"Yes," he said. "Ironically." He stepped closer to meet me.
I stood in his face. "That doesn't make sense."
"You can't lead," he growled. "You lack the legitimacy. You're just some passerby stopping by for a moment, and while yes, you've helped us a good deal, you still haven't been with us since the beginning." He leaned back and looked down at me from behind his nose. "Tch. You likely don't even care about our mission."
Ten tentacle arms of metal snapped out of my side. I would show him what caring about a mission looked like.
"Come now, come now!" one said. It was Doc Jackelope, coming down the stairs. "No need for violence."
"He insulted my honor," I said. My tentacle arms ached to feel the warmth of his blood and the grit of his bones. "I don't like having my honor insulted."
Doc stopped beside me. He looked at the rebel leader, the village elders, the one officer asshole guy with the beard and glasses, then finally at the cow shit farmer. "Ah, yes! A duel. Perhaps settle your issues together in a duel of honor."
The officer smirked. "The winner becomes the leader of this ship."
I grinned a demon's grin. "Then a duel it is."
Advertisement
- In Serial38 Chapters
Labyrinthium
One day, the world as it was known, was fragmented and turned into a labyrinth. All the races and cities became separated by endless dungeons and mazes. Every few months, the labyrinth will send calamities to nations, unless a group of adventurers is sent to challenge it. The story follows Noemi, a girl with lizard blood, whose goal is to save her village and dream is to discover what lies deeper down the labyrinth. Cover by Marg_Naroth
8 165 - In Serial10 Chapters
Iron and Wood - A Tale Of Empire and Clans
For centuries, the Midlands had been split into fragments. A once glorious, united Empire has become a shadow of its former self. Unity has not returned, and not for the lack of trying. The greatest of these successor states were the Li Dynasty to the south, the rulers of old, and the Emerald Empire to the North, with its vibrant vitality. Unity is the end goal, and both will sacrifice anything to attain this elusive dream. For unity would surely solve the conflict that had long plagued this once prosperous continent. The Ironwood Clan was a prime player. Some would consider them the ones holding the reigns to the horse named 'Unification'. Iron and wood were the backbones of civilization; similarly, the Ironwoods were the backbones of the Northern Empire, and by extension, the people of the Midlands. Their methods, as questionable as they might be, had strengthened the North. Yet, were they enough? In the midst of it all, a young Ironwood who had lost his path must once again find his way. For the sake of his own wellbeing; for the sake of his clan; and for the sake of the Empire and its subjects. However, is he willing to sacrifice for the good of all? Is he willing to condemn some for the sake of others? Is he willing to make the right, albeit harsh, decisions? Only the heavens would know. Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, events and incidents are the products of the author’s imagination. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. Additionally, any views and beliefs expressed by the characters are not the author's own. The story is also not an endorsement of any actions taken within. The 'profanity' and 'sexual content' warning tags are there to be safe (and to leave room for potential future changes), but for now these two things are not inside this novel. This is my take on 'cultivation', though it might be somewhat disconnected from the general idea of the genre. Release schedule: Two chapters a week. The cover was created using wombo art. While I believe that creations using the app are in the public domain, if that is not the case, I will take it down.
8 133 - In Serial39 Chapters
The Treeboy (Hiatus)
There's always something that drives people in this world, no matter how small or big it is. In an underground city, known by no man or woman on the surface, a tree lies deep within its deepest parts, one per year giving the people of the city a treasure as gratitude for the kind and gentle care, a reward of various sizes; be it gold or gold, clothing or weaponry... Due to conflict emerging through the decades, the citizens formed a contract; every year, on the exact day of the tree giving them their treasure, they would form a competition to choose the owner of it. Or that is how it was supposed to be, at least until someone chose to break the cycle...
8 69 - In Serial30 Chapters
Divine Experiments
A megaannum has passed since the War of Loss ravaged the universe, and the gods have grown complacent. They seek to expand their followings by restarting that ancient conflict. To accomplish this, they set out on a series of divine experiments to create new heroes and champions for their coming age of conflict. If only any of them went as planned.
8 149 - In Serial18 Chapters
Immortal Sovereign (Cancelled)
My first novel.... and Yes its cliche.. This is more of a test for me or a starter in which i create my foundation of writing stuff. Restarting it The gates of heaven have opened! The seals of hell have loosened! At a place beyond the stars, chaos rages Countless Immortals have risen and fell all in aspiration to become the Immortal Sovereign the said highest point of cultivation and within the midst of all the chaos a young mortal boy looks to the stars as a mysterious body falls from the sky into his world. But who is to say that they are sure that cultivation does not reach higher? To the point of eternity? If so who in the new generation can achieve such a feat? But what is an Immortal Sovereign? It is an immortal capable of ruling the stars! With a thought they can erase trillions! With a finger they can destroy celestial bodies! With a hand they can pulverise stars! With their powers the realms shake in fear! Yet in the end Even they do not stand at the top! Because there are those who chase Eternity itself! To aim for something higher than even Immortality!
8 189 - In Serial43 Chapters
The Ultimate Guide To Writing PJO Fanfics
Are you struggling for ideas, or not sure if you're writing is at it's best? This is everything I've learned about success with my fanfics, what works and what doesn't, and how to achieve popularity. Some of these tips can be used for other fanfics and stories too!"No, Percy! I promise, there's still good in you!" Annabeth said desperately."I'm sorry, but you broke me, and I've come to return the favor." Percy replied, malice glinting in his eyes, as he drew Riptide.Your First Tip? Cliffhangers make good intros, so read on.(I'm trying out this new cover, so please, give feedback!)
8 156

