Transdimensional Marketing Chapter 2
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Chapter 2: 2
Chen Yu was flabbergasted . After a long pause, he closed the Word document and sat down on his bed . The joy in him was instantly replaced with anger .
[Chen Yu: “Are you playing tricks on me?”]
[Transdimensional Marketing: “What do you mean?”]
[Chen Yu: “I may be a newbie, but there’s no need for you to humiliate me . Do you have a grudge against me?”]
[Transdimensional Marketing: “I’m sorry, but I do not understand your words . Are you not satisfied with my company’s products?]
[Chen Yu: “Oh no, I’m extremely satisfied with the products! Extremely satisfied . ”]
[Transdimensional Marketing: “That’s great . Shall we sign the contract right now?”]
[Chen Yu: “Of course . Where are you? Let’s have it signed in person . ”]
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[Transdimensional Marketing: “I’m sorry, but we aren’t in the same spacetime, thus I’m afraid it’s impossible for us to meet up and discuss it . But my company will mail the contract to you through express delivery, and once you’ve signed on the designated page, it will come into effect immediately . ”]
Chen Yu: “…”
[Transdimensional Marketing: “Sir, are you still there?”]
[Chen Yu: “Yes . Send it over then . I’ll wait for it . ”]
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[Transdimensional Marketing: “I’ll send the contract over now . One moment please . ”]
[Chen Yu: “Sure . ”]
After sending the message over, Chen Yu exited WeChat and went on Baidu to search a series of questions .
“How do I track a sender’s address for express delivery?
“How much does it cost to hire a hacker to track down a WeChat IP?
“Is it legal to slash a person when I have just turned 18?”
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After a round of fruitless searches, Chen Yu blocked the user on WeChat and threw his mobile phone to the side, lying straight on his bed .
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He needed to calm down .
This was a dangerous society .
The journey to becoming famous was tough!
He was a new, unknown UP who only had two videos uploaded and yet he was being harassed by a madman already . How hard must the famous content creators’ lives be?
“Brother . ”
Just when Chen Yu was sulking, the door to his room swung open suddenly . A cute little girl who was about five to six years old walked in . “Mommy said it’s time to eat,” she said in a cute manner .
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“Mm . ” Chen Yu hummed softly as an agreement . He wasn’t in the mood to talk .
Bang!
The little girl left, shutting the door with a bang .
“So not cute . ” Chen Yu sighed . “Your brother is upset, yet you did not even comfort him . ”
Shortly, his door swung open again, revealing the head of a girl who was about eight to nine years old . “Brother, time to eat . Time to eat!”
“Ah!” Chen Yu furrowed his eyebrows and waved his hand . “I heard you . ”
Bang!
The girl left, shutting the door with a bang too .
Chen Yu sat up and turned on his mobile phone . He went onto Xian Yu, selling his items away . Just as he got off his bed, the door to his room swung open once again .
This time, a teenage girl in a sailor dress and black stockings walked in . She was about fourteen to fifteen years old .
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“Brother! Time to eat! Mom is angry!”
Chen Yu: “…”
“Did you hear me?”
“I’m very angry too!” Chen Yu pulled his hair . “Why did she give birth to so many siblings?!”
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“Are you talking about me?” the teenager asked, looking displeased .
“No . I meant Second Eldest . ”
“Mm?” As soon as Chen Yu finished his words, a small head peeked through the door, wearing a poker face .
“I meant Third Eldest . ” Chen Yu changed his words immediately .
“Huh?” A smaller head popped through the door . She wore a poker face too .
“It’s all my fault . Let’s go have lunch . ” Chen Yu facepalmed .
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Hanging his head low, Chen Yu followed his younger sisters to the kitchen obediently with a complicated expression on his face .
Yes . He had three younger sisters .
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Chen Yike, 14 years old . The eldest of the three .
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Chen Erke, 9 years old . The middle of the three .
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Chen Sanke, 5 years old . The youngest of the three .
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Having three lovely younger sisters made Chen Yu once suspect that he was the luckiest guy on earth .
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However, his family addressed Chen Yike as Eldest, Chen Erke as Second Eldest, and Chen Sanke as Third Eldest . As for Chen Yu, the eldest child of the family… He was just known as Chen Yu .
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The obvious difference in treatment proved that he might be adopted… .
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Chen Yu entered the narrow kitchen and sat down at the dining table . Watching his family members squeeze in at the dining table, he picked up his bowl silently and reached for his plate with his pair of chopsticks .
We have too many members in this family .
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“Mm?”
After grabbing a few pieces of vegetable, Chen Yu frowned upon noticing that his younger sisters’ plates were brimming with meat while all he had on his plate were vegetables with a few shreds of meat sitting on top .
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Bang!
“This is too much! How could you be this biased?” Chen Yu slammed his chopsticks on the table .
“Your younger sisters are growing . They need more food,” Mother Chen explained .
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“Can you come up with something else? How many years have you been using that excuse?”
“Eat and eat and eat . Young lad, are you that hungry?” Father Chen said unhappily and gave Chen Yu a few pieces of meat from his plate . “Eat up . You can’t study well but you can eat well . ”
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Chen Yu: “…”
“Brother~” Chen Sanke scooped up a spoon of meat from her plate clumsily and gave it to Chen Yu . “I can’t finish them . ”
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“Little sis…”
Seeing this, Chen Erke gave Chen Yu a few pieces of meat too . “Brother, I can’t finish it either; it’s too greasy . ”
“Good sister…”
Chen Yu was so moved . He then turned to Chen Yike subconsciously .
“Hah… ” Chen Yike sighed and took Chen Yu’s plate, transferring all the meat on Chen Yu’s plate onto hers . “Big Brother is the best after all . ”
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Chen Yu: “…”
After having a simple yet extraordinary lunch with his family, Chen Yu returned to his room . He immediately saw a folder lying on the floor . It was white in color, striking in contrast to the brown floor .
“What’s that?”
Chen Yu stared blankly for a moment before picking up the folder . He opened it and took out a thick stack of documents .
“Product Advertisement Contract?!”
These striking words were printed on the first page .
He flipped open the second page immediately . Indeed, the signature of “Transdimensional Marketing Company” could be seen on party A’s signature column .
“What the heck? How did this get delivered here?”
Chen Yu was dumbfounded . When he regained his senses after a short pause, he hurried to his window, doing a thorough check on it .
It was locked from the inside . It was impossible for anyone to enter from the windows .
Furthermore, he lived on the nineteenth floor .
“Somebody has been hiding in my room?”
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Chills ran down Chen Yu’s spine . He threw the contract away immediately and grabbed the arm grip bar on his side . He searched all around the room, but there was nobody to be found .
“Could it be that one of my younger sisters found out that I am secretly a content creator and played a prank on me?”
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Placing the arm grip bar down, Chen Yu rubbed his chin and started to think hard .
During lunchtime, all three of his younger sisters were at the dining table, and he finished the food first . So if it was a prank by one of his sisters, they must have left it here secretly when they came to call him out for lunch .
Chen Yike was the biggest suspect!
She had a mobile phone!
And she loved pranking others with lame pranks! She was extremely violent too!
Chen Erke might know how to type using a mobile phone and was a wolf in sheep’s clothing, but she was bad with technology and it was impossible for her to come up with such a complicated contract .
It definitely wasn’t Chen Sanke either . How could it be her when she’s an idiot who thinks 2+3 was equal to 6?
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However, he couldn’t eliminate the possibility that Second Eldest might work hand in hand with the Eldest to prank him .
After coming to the conclusion, Chen Yu picked up the contract that was lying on the floor and left his room for Chen Yike’s room .
Creak!
He pushed the door open, ready to question Chen Yike with the contract, but he nearly bit his tongue .
Without giving any regard to her image, Chen Yike was picking and sniffing her feet ferociously .
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Chen Yu: “…”
Chen Yike: “…”
Chen Yu: “…”
Chen Yike picked up the scissors on the table . “…Brother, c’mere . ”
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“Calm down… I saw nothing…”
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