Transdimensional Marketing Chapter 141
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Chapter 141: Madness…
Chapter 141: Madness…
Chapter 141 – Madness…
“Aaahh!!”
“Hahaha…”
Amidst Chen Yu’s screams and Little Peach’s laughter, the Life Sphere fell off the cliff .
For a moment, Chen Yu and Little Peach experienced weightlessness . It felt as if they were floating in mid-air . Only after the spinning Life Sphere slammed heavily into the sloping cliff did they experience an impact coming from beneath them .
Thud!
Thud!
Thud…
As the sphere’s rolling speed increased, the two people inside the sphere started bouncing left and right, up and down .
The Life Sphere’s high degree of transparency made it look like it didn’t exist to the naked eye . Anyone that looked through the rolling and falling sphere would find it difficult to feel safe . Hence, every time the sphere collided with the rocky cliff, a mixture of cheers and screams would appear inside the sphere .
[This is too damned cool!]
[Crap . These youngsters really know how to have fun…]
[I~ Want~ To~ Play~]
[Those with heart disease, please leave the livestream . Don’t compete for a spot later on . ]
[Awesome!]
[Rolling down from Mount Everest will definitely be a refreshing feeling . ]
[People living in the future really know how to have fun . ]
[There will also be full virtual reality games, robots, flying cars, and extended lifespans in the future… I really am born in the wrong era . ]
[Future people have their own happiness, while we also have our own happiness . ]
[What do we have, then?]
[Lol…]
With the Life Sphere’s rapid descent, it only took one minute to reach the bottom of the 1,600-meter-tall mountain .
Thud!
Thud .
Thud, thud…
After the Life Sphere spent another minute bouncing about to eliminate its remaining energy, it gradually came to a halt .
As the Life Sphere stopped, its entrance got pried open, and a large amount of lubricant gushed out . Chen Yu and Little Peach similarly got “flushed” out of the sphere .
“Cough… Cough, cough…”
After wiping away the lubricant on his mask, Chen Yu staggered to his feet and gasped for air .
As for Little Peach, she was lying flat on the snowy ground, her body covered in the lubricating fluid . “So… So fun… It’s too fun…”
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After spitting out some of the lubricant that got into his mouth, Chen Yu faced the camera, smiled, and said, “It really is fun . I don’t really have the words to describe the feeling of surprise I just experienced . Right now, I can still feel adrenaline getting pumped throughout my body . ”
[I finally know why it is called the Life Sphere . ]
[I know as well . ]
[This is the story of amniotic fluid and baby . ( ͡°͜ʖ͡°)]
[Congratulations! You gave birth to a pair of twins!]
[Who said it was a Fertility Sphere just now?]
[UP, are you done? Is it our turn now?]
[Start spamming bullet comments now! Pick me, pick me…]
[Notice: Ming Zixie has sent 10x Little TV Spaceships…]
[Notice: Star Baron has sent 200x Super Rockets…]
“The designer that thought to pair a sphere with lubricating fluid really is a genius . ” Lifting the Life Sphere, Chen Yu explained, “With the lubricant, no matter how the sphere turns, the user inside will always remain in an upright position . They won’t feel as if the world around them is spinning . The unobstructed view also causes frightened users to forget that they are in a protected state .
“Particularly, during the moments where the sphere collided with the cliff, the survival instincts engraved in your genes will make your scalp numb and pores open . You’ll be bursting with adrenaline . After personally experiencing this Life Sphere, I can only say that…
“This toy is goddamned amazing! Ninety-nine points for creativity! Sixty points for the actual experience . As to why I didn’t give full marks, it is because the manufacturer did not give me any advertising fees . ”
[Hahaha, straightforward . ]
[I have a hunch that the interactive phase is starting . ]
[I’m sucking the luck of heaven and earth!]
[Pig Guidance Company has sent 10,000x Super Rockets . ]
[UCWeb Inc . has sent 12,222x Super Battleships . ]
[Xiaomi Corporation has sent 23,333x Super Rockets…]
[Crap! The bigshots have appeared!]
[Poverty, turns my face ugly . ]
[The gods are fighting…]
Thud .
Setting down the transparent ball, Chen Yu turned his back toward the camera and removed his mask . He then took out the protective suit’s helmet from his backplate and put it on . Afterward, he faced back to the camera and said, “That’s it for the demonstration . Next, the remaining time all belongs to you, viewers in front of the screen .
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“Everyone should’ve read the rules posted in the announcement, but I’ll briefly repeat them . ”
After saying so, Chen Yu opened his palm and gestured a “five,” saying, “One: Participants for the interactive session will be chosen from the bullet comments and donation list . I will also randomly grab people off the streets .
“Two: Participants chosen from the donation list won’t necessarily be the highest donor . However, those who donate more will have greater chances of being selected .
“Three: The chosen individual or organization will only have one chance to leave their addresses . After I connect the portal, you have one minute to enter it .
“Four: You must listen to my instructions throughout the playthrough . Otherwise, I will not take responsibility for your safety… Well, even if you listen to my instructions and fall into danger, I still won’t take responsibility .
“Five: The final interpretation right of the situation belongs to me . I will not accept prosecutions from any courts around the world . ”
Raising his wrist and taking a look at the chaotic bullet comment section, Chen Yu then declared, “The lottery starts now!”
[Ahhh! Daddy, look here!]
[Daddy! Daddy!]
[What if?]
[What if?]
[What if?]
[Me, me, me…]
[Notice: China Aerospace Science & Industry Corporation has sent 40,000x Little TV Spaceships . ]
[Notice: NASA has sent 48,800x Super Rockets . ]
[Notice: Swiss Bank Corporation has sent 35,000x Super Rockets . ]
[Notice: Thailand’s Military has sent 52,000 Little TV Spaceships…]
[The bigshots have appeared . ]
[The bigshots are here! Make way!]
[I’m betting none of the broadcasting platforms would dare accept any of these donations . ]
[Don’t tell me these Gods are really trying to play with a ball, right?]
[They’re trying to let the host play…]
After the “tsunami” in the bullet comment and donation sections went on for 10 minutes, Chen Yu finally opened his mouth and said, “That should be enough . Now, let’s read the participant list . First, we’ll start with the lucky ones in the bullet comment section .
“Bilibili platform, ID Hahahaha and Um .
“DouYu platform, ID Yin Shixiu .
“TikTok platform, ID One Night’s Stance .
“The three mentioned viewers, I’ve granted you access to privately message me . Send me your addresses . ”
After saying so, Chen Yu paused for half a second before continuing, “Next, we’ll choose from the donation list . ”
“DouYu platform, ID Nintendo .
“DouYu platform, ID Xiaomi Corporation…”
…
At the same time, many experts, professors, and leaders were currently anxiously fidgeting in the lobby of a certain scientific research unit in Beijing . As these people listened to Chen Yu call out IDs one after another, their spirits tensed up to their very limits .
“We must be chosen… We must be chosen…”
An elderly man with graying hair tightly squeezed the teacup to the point where even the joints of his fingers had turned white .
“DouYu platform, ID Nintendo .
“DouYu platform, ID Xiaomi Corporation . ”
Chen Yu’s leisurely voice echoed throughout the spacious hall .
“This is the last one…” The old man was already drenched in cold sweat . Staring at the screen with bloodshot eyes, he prayed, “We must be chosen…”
On the screen, Chen Yu raised his head and looked at the camera . He then lowered his left hand and flatly said, “Bilibili platform, ID China Aerospace Science & Industry Corporation . ”
“Awooo!”
“Ahhh!”
“We won! We won!”
“Roar!”
The atmosphere in the hall boiled .
Everyone roared and cheered to vent their surging emotions .
“We won!” The old man threw his arms into the air, tossing away both the teacup and walking stick he held . He then hugged the colleague next to him and cheered, “We won! We won!”
“We won, Director!”
“Hurry! Prepare everything we need to bring! Don’t waste even a single second!”
“Yes, sir . ”
The old man took a deep breath and tried his best to suppress his emotions . He then picked up the microphone on the table and said, “Everyone calm down! It won’t be too late to celebrate after we’ve completed our mission! Now, to your positions!”
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