Chapter 167

Chapter 167: Triple Absurdity

Chapter 167 – Triple Absurdity

[Transdimensional Store Recommended Products (Refreshes at midnight every day . )]

[1 . Painless Gender Conversion Processing Bed: Produced by the Tellore Company in 2158 . The bed comes with a 60-liter high-concentration liquid hernia . Users can freely set the parameters for breast uplift and contraction, laryngeal knot enlargement and shrinkage, bone grinding, and hair removal . Users can painlessly convert their genders within 45 minutes by themselves . The selling price is 85 points . ]

“I freaking knew it!”

After snapping out of his daze, Chen Yu covered his face in agony .

Not only was the Transdimensional Store’s first recommendation an absurd product, but out of all things, why did it have to be a gender converter?

“What is going on with my mind…”

Hurriedly, he swiped his finger across the watch and looked toward the second product to cleanse his eyes with .

[2 . Cockroach Milk Generator: Produced by the Fierce Cattle Dairy Co . , Ltd . in 2067 . After placing a large number of live cockroaches into the built-in crushing furnace, the machine will filter, disinfect, crush, and squeeze the cockroaches to obtain fresh cockroach milk that is rich in protein and vitamins . Under the same volume, cockroach milk provides 3-4 times the energy that ordinary milk offers . This is a product created for those who are lactose intolerant! The selling price is 67 points . ]

“Dammit! What are these things?!”

Chen Yu was going crazy .

Under normal circumstances, it wouldn’t have mattered even if the Transdimensional Store recommended nonsensical products . After all, he had the final say in purchasing these items . However, the main problem was that the store only recommended products based on the subconscious thoughts in his brain… This was something he couldn’t tolerate .

After remaining in a daze for a long time, Chen Yu sat up and turned toward the third product .

“I believe my brain is healthy and normal…”

[3 . Appealing Skirt: Produced by the Romantic Beauty Apparel Company in 2118 . A short lily skirt that is hand-woven from silk . There is an electronic pheromone generator attached to the back of the waist strap . When activated, the generator generates pheromones that stimulate all human males’ cerebral cortex within 10 meters, giving them an uncontrollable urge to flip the skirt . If this skirt is worn on a street with foot traffic of 200 people per hour, there is a 92% chance for someone to flip the skirt . The selling price is 40 points . ]

Chen Yu: “…”

Standing up, Chen Yu walked out of his bedroom .

“Big Brother! Play with me!” Chen Erke, who was hugging the husky, hurriedly approached Chen Yu when she saw him .

“There’s something wrong with Big Brother’s head, so stay away . I don’t want to hurt you…”

After shooing his little sister away, Chen Yu walked into the bathroom and turned on the sink faucet . He then thoroughly washed his face before staring at the mirror with dull eyes .

After a while, he turned on the faucet again and poured some water into his ears .

“If I get some water into my brain, I should have a clearer mind . ”

While mumbling to himself, Chen Yu returned to his bedroom . He then returned his attention to his watch and flipped toward the fourth product .

[4 . Invisibility Cloak: Produced by the Hyperstealth Company in 2205 . The cloak adopts the principle of the pellicle mirror . The main body is made of nano-supramolecular textile material, and the cloak weighs a total of 130 grams . The cloak can effectively guide light around the surface of the object it is covering to achieve a stealth effect . The cloak does not retain any light that can be recognized by the human eye, and it also negates weak X-ray scans . The selling price is 85 points . ]

“Thank the heavens!”

Chen Yu nearly broke into tears .

“Finally, something normal! This is what I want!”

Without hesitation, Chen Yu tapped on the screen and purchased the Invisibility Cloak .

[94 points expended (product + tax) . Remaining points: 193]

As the text flashed across his screen, space in his room immediately distorted, which was followed by the appearance of a space-time wormhole . A flat, white box then fell out of the wormhole .

Chen Yu waited for the wormhole to disappear like always before he went forward to pick up the box .

“Mr . Chen, did you buy something fun again?” Little Peach ran over with sparkling eyes .

“Is having fun the only thing you know how to do?”

“Mhm . ”

“…”

Ignoring the robot beside him, Chen Yu excitedly licked his lips and removed the box’s seal .

When he opened the box, he found that the inside was completely empty .

Scratching her head, Little Peach asked, “Did you buy a box?”

“Heh . ”

Chen Yu chuckled . Without giving an explanation, he reached into the box and grabbed the Invisibility Cloak inside . When he lifted the cloak, his arm immediately disappeared…

“Wow!” Little Peach exclaimed in surprise .

“Awesome, right?”

“Yes!” Little Peach nodded repeatedly . “How did you cut off your arm?”

“…Are you really an artificial intelligence?”

“That’s right . ”

“Please go back to writing codes . This isn’t a toy,” Chen Yu said as he did his best to stay calm .

“Oh, okay . ”

After seeing his robot obediently sitting before the computer table, Chen Yu turned his head away . He then stroked and inspected the cloak’s fabric before carefully placing it over his body .

His field of vision…went dark .

“Huh? I can’t see what’s outside if I put it on my head . ”

Vaguely sensing that something was amiss, Chen Yu quickly removed the cloak .

He then draped the cloak across his shoulders, and sure enough, the effects were excellent . Everything below his shoulders had turned invisible .

However…

“I think I got scammed . ” After falling silent momentarily, Chen Yu angrily bellowed, “This thing is still showing my head!”

“Huh?” Little Peach turned around when she heard Chen Yu’s words . Immediately, she exclaimed, “You cut off your whole body?!”

Hurriedly walking to the mirror, Chen Yu pulled the cloak up and down his head several times . In the end, he came to a conclusion .

Sure enough, he got scammed…

There was a massive flaw in this cloak’s design!

If he wanted to become fully invisible, he couldn’t see the outside world . If he wanted to see the outside world, he would have to reveal his head…

“Hmm… I think there’s a way around this . ”

After pondering before the mirror for some time, he thoroughly covered himself with the Invisibility Cloak once more . He then used his watch to manipulate the invisible camera .

Immediately, the scene of the outside world appeared on his watch’s screen .

“Ahahaha! Sure enough, I have great wisdom!”

Bending down, Chen Yu started slowly creeping forward . With the camera’s guidance, he could now move without restrictions . “With this item, I won’t have to spend money to visit the bathhouse anymore . Awesome…”

After circling around his room, he approached Little Peach and asked, “Hey, dimwit . Can you see me?”

Turning around, Little Peach could not help but be stunned when she looked at the direction Chen Yu’s voice came from . She then reached out with her fingers and touched the cloak, asking, “Are you here? So you became invisible?”

“Can you see me?” Chen Yu repeated his question .

Her eyes suddenly turning red, Little Peach answered, “I can see your infrared image . The temperature of your lower abdomen is above average . You should urinate . ”

“…” Removing the Invisibility Cloak, Chen Yu indifferently pointed at the laptop and said, “Continue working . ”

“You should really urinate…”

“Work . ”

“Okay . ” Little Peach pouted as she turned around .

After donning the Invisibility Cloak once more, Chen Yu walked toward his bedroom door and gently opened it . He then flew the camera out of the room .

Currently, Chen Erke was drawing with her crayons alone in the living room .

A hint of playfulness appearing in his heart, Chen Yu cautiously approached Chen Erke .

Looking at Chen Erke’s drawing paper through the camera, Chen Yu discovered that his little sister was drawing a large crab that was brandishing its claws . However, the strange thing was that the crab was standing on a spiderweb… Seeing this, he could not help but be confused as to whether Chen Erke was drawing a crab or a spider .

When Chen Yu was within three meters of the sofa, Chen Erke suddenly sensed something and abruptly turned toward Chen Yu’s direction .

What the? Chen Yu’s nerves tensed up . He was so surprised that he had subconsciously held his breath . Can she see me?

“…”

“…”

For a time, the two siblings stared at each other through the Invisibility Cloak…