Transdimensional Marketing Chapter 237
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Chapter 237
Chapter 237: Livestream Activated! Shocking Reveal! (1)
Chapter 237 – Livestream Activated! Shocking Reveal! (1)
[Advertising livestream rooms are being activated…]
[Bilibili, DouYu, Youtube…Niconico, Yeye Live activation complete!]
23,851 .
802,384 .
10,009,966…
The total viewer count had exceeded 10 million in an instant!
Among the viewers, a significant portion were residents of the Echigo Plain .
After conducting two large-scale reviews in Japan, Chen Yu’s popularity in the country was only second to China .
[It’s here!]
[Why is it so hazy? Where’s the venue this time?]
[My husband is still as handsome as always today . ]
[I’ve traveled from Inner Mongolia to Beijing to Japan! Host, where are you?]
[Look at the boat . UP must be on the floating castle . ]
[Female assistant, my hands have gone sore from thinking of you . ]
[Host, can you review more shocking products?]
[Strongly recommend you review a Waterdrop…]
Raising his wrist, Chen Yu watched the viewer count displayed on his watch rapidly rising for half a minute . After seeing the increase slowing down, he began his opening remarks .
“Good morning, friends and viewers in the livestream rooms . This is Transdimensional Review’s additional livestream . Thank you for your support and patience . ”
After saying so, Chen Yu flicked his wizard robe and snapped his fingers .
Snap!
The next moment, the thick fog around him scattered, revealing the scenic Black Lake and the spectacular castle complex behind him .
[Crap! It’s so magical!]
[Can magic be used in this Hogwarts?]
[Damn…]
[I’m willing to bet that someone’s using the Weather Control Module behind the scenes!]
Snap!
Chen Yu snapped his fingers once more . Immediately, the Black Lake’s giant squid emerged and extended a tentacle toward the boat’s stern .
Standing up, Chen Yu put on the wizard hat in his hand, completing his look of an unfathomable wizard . He then stepped onto the tentacle and walked onto the squid’s back .
As for Little Peach, who was also wearing a wizard robe, she followed after Chen Yu and stood behind him .
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Splash!
Ripples spread throughout the lake as the squid rapidly swam toward the castle complex .
“Today’s additional livestream will be divided into two parts . Part one will be a simple review of an exciting product . Part two will be a livestream of an important plan regarding the floating castle . ”
Spreading his arms, Chen Yu gazed at the castle complex and continued, “Initially, I did not intend to announce my plan to the public . However, after considering that the rise of technology is a matter that involves all of mankind, I felt that everyone should pay attention to this plan . Hence, the second part of today’s livestream . ”
At these words, the squid had also crossed the Black Lake and arrived at the boathouse .
Snap!
Raising his hand, Chen Yu snapped his fingers once more . Immediately, Chen Yu actually levitated into the air!
The strong wind blowing also caused his robe to flutter, giving him a profound and mysterious feeling…
[Dammit! UP, did you really become a wizard?!]
[How handsome…]
[There should be some kind of technological principle behind this, right?]
[Things are getting more and more magical…]
[Too awesome!]
[As we all know, magic = technology . ]
Chen Yu flew along the pathway leading to the castle complex and arrived before the castle’s entrance . With the camera following after him, he then entered the castle’s interior .
This was a new gameplay he discovered in the past week . If he had the liquid nanoworms making up the Auror mages transform into light particles, he could use them to achieve various magical effects .
For example, he could summon fireballs, icicles, and storms . He could even achieve flight .
Although most of these effects didn’t have any practical purpose, they did wonders when he was trying to act cool in front of the camera…
“Greetings, Headmaster . ” When a zookeeper, who was feeding some birds, saw Chen Yu enter the front courtyard, he quickly bowed . Currently, the zookeeper was similarly clad in a wizard robe .
“Good morning . ”
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After waving at the zookeeper, Chen Yu passed through the front courtyard and entered the castle’s interior, making his way straight to the central courtyard .
“As everyone can see, the castle already has its first batch of residents . Meanwhile, this is just the beginning . There will still be a second batch, third batch, and so on . In my plan, the castle might become mankind’s Technology and Academic Center in the future…”
After arriving at the central courtyard, the originally mysterious and classical scenery suddenly changed!
At this time, lush and neatly trimmed flowers and vegetation decorated the vast courtyard . There were also plenty of bamboos that stretched up to the opening at the courtyard’s center . And amidst the light mist that enveloped the entire courtyard, two clean giant pandas could be seen playing around in the bamboo forest .
A short distance away, there was also a white crane standing on one leg, making a pleasant cry .
[Crap!]
[Crap!]
[Host, you’re too much!]
[Envy, makes me jump left and right . ]
[Envy, causes my head to swell…]
[Are the pandas real?]
[UP: I have a floating castle, a beautiful female assistant, many magical servants, and two pandas, yet I am not happy . ]
[Suddenly, living in a big mansion doesn’t seem as nice anymore . ]
[I can’t stand it anymore . :)]
[Don’t stop me! I’m going to be a part of the second batch of residents!]
Chen Yu approached the Interstellar Portal located in the middle of the courtyard . He then bent down and picked up a pillow from the delivery box sitting before the portal . Showing the pillow to the camera, he said, “This is today’s review product . It is called the Fight Pillow, and it is infused with dopamine vapors . When a person is struck in the face by this pillow, the dopamine vapors will escape the pillow and enter the person’s lungs, generating a strong sense of euphoria . Afterward, the person will involuntarily grab a pillow of their own and attack other people .
“If a person is hit numerous times by this pillow, they will fall into an unconscious state . However, the person will not come under any danger . On the contrary, a bacteria strain called the microbial bacteria will enhance the person’s physiological functions and relieve their nerve pressure . ”
Tossing the pillow back into the box, Chen Yu continued, “This is a high-tech product that incorporates body care, sports, and entertainment . After five days of testing the Fight Pillow on animals, the struck animals have seen visible changes to their physique . That’s right…
“Visible changes . ”
Approaching the two giant pandas, Chen Yu patted the head of one of the pandas and said, “Whether it is their strength, appetite, activeness, or intelligence, everything has seen visible improvements . Some monkeys with stomach flu have even recovered their health overnight . As for the birds, due to the significant difference between the bacteria strains found in their bodies and humans, we have yet to see any changes in them .
“And as the Fight Pillow is specifically made for humans, humans should see greater benefits from the pillows . According to the zookeepers’ reports, if we use the pandas, capuchin monkeys, and gorillas as a comparison, we can expect to cure at least 80% of common diseases with the help of the Fight Pillow…
“…That includes tuberculosis, influenza, bacterial and viral inflammation, parasitic complications, and AIDs . It might even have an inhibitory effect on cancer…”
As soon as these words fell, a terrifying wave of bullet comments also flooded the livestream rooms!
Aside from a few high-authority units of the Chinese government, almost every scientific research institution worldwide fell into shock and confusion .
[??]
[????]
[Stop joking around…]
[Really? Really? Really?]
[Host, you’re joking, right?]
[For some reason, I suddenly feel like tearing up . ]
[How much is this pillow? I’m going to buy it even if it means going bankrupt!]
[Sell one to me! UP! I beg you! I beg you! I beg you!]
[A disaster for pharmaceutical companies?]
[Who cares about the universe, island-builders, or trains? I’m only paying attention to the UP so that I can see something like this appearing…]
[Daddy! Pick me!]
[Pick me! I’m sick! I’m sick, ahahaha! I’m sick!]
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