Transdimensional Marketing Chapter 289
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Chapter 289
Chapter 289: There Really is Nothing Left
Suspended in deep space, Chen Yu couldn’t distinguish between directions .
The gray Gisella could be above or below him, depending on how he oriented his body .
“Viewers in front of the screen, this is the asteroid that will collide with the sun 25 years later . As you can see, its surface is grayish, which is probably a result of the asteroid being too far away from the sun, and only a subtle amount of light is refracted off of its surface .
“Well… From my perspective, it can be considered a gorgeous celestial body . Unfortunately, it is going to become history after today . ”
After saying so, Chen Yu hugged the Oscillating Planet Smasher in his arms tightly and propelled himself toward the asteroid’s surface with the protective suit’s plasma engine .
Whoosh—
Without an atmosphere’s hindrance, the blue tail flame coming out of the plasma engine extended to an extreme length . From afar, it looked as if a massive, blue sword was pushing Chen Yu forward .
Meanwhile, as Chen Yu moved closer and closer to Gisella, the asteroid’s gravitational force also began acting on his body, finally giving him a vague sense of direction .
[It’s so beautiful!]
[I want to fly in space as well . ]
[I recommend the game No Man’s Sky . You can experience all the beauty in the universe through the game!]
[All you guys can think of is having fun, while I am only thinking of business!]
[I wonder why I can always find perverse content among the endless stream of bullet comments…]
[I am a staff member of Universal Pictures . The company wishes to use the screen material of the following asteroid destruction . UP, please grant me access to privately message you . I will convey the information to you on behalf of our company . Thanks!]
[Columbia Pictures: We’re the same . We’ll give you even more money . ]
[Interested in some clips? Message me @ V***…]
[I can’t add him . Did he get insta-banned?]
[This is unreasonable . Both are advertising for their companies, and both are in the business of selling movies . Why ban one but not the other?]
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Under the plasma engine’s powerful thrust, Chen Yu arrived on the asteroid’s surface in no time at all .
Chen Yu jumped lightly after powering down the engine, his body ascending by more than four meters . “The gravity here is incredibly weak . I think it’s not even half that of the moon . However, this might be a misconception of mine as this asteroid’s radius is only slightly smaller than the moon . ”
Setting down the planet smasher, Chen Yu looked at his surroundings before continuing, “I suddenly have the thought to take a picture with it . However, we have limited time, so let’s forget it and just start with the review . ”
After gesturing an ‘OK’ to the camera, Chen Yu oriented the device so that its head faced the ground and the two spherical at its rear faced upward .
After flipping the device around, Chen Yu discovered that the flat surface at the planet smasher’s rear was actually the device’s console .
Wiping the dust off the console, he observed the console for a while before clicking the physical button at the console’s center .
Buzz!
A sound similar to a ringing bell actually rang out in the vacuum environment! Moreover, aside from Chen Yu, even the livestream’s 40 million viewers had heard this sound .
“This is…”
Raising his head, Chen Yu looked at the array of lights dancing before him . “This should be an interactive brainwave control! Many graphical interfaces have appeared in my mind right now . The interfaces resemble Microsoft’s computer systems, and there are at least 50 of these interfaces displayed in my mind! However, I can easily sort out the content and information displayed on each interface! Crap… This is too magical . ”
[What kind of performance is this?]
[50 graphical interfaces? Won’t you faint from information overload?]
[You fool! It’s definitely different from having 50 computer monitors displayed before your eyes! It should be a more efficient experience . ]
[I can’t understand at all, but I still feel envious . ]
[In that case, if the host watches 50 Japanese action movies simultaneously… Won’t he die from pleasure?]
[There are always old drivers who can power through all kinds of terrain . ]
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Chen Yu released his grip over the Oscillating Planet Smasher and spread out his arms . However, the device remained standing and did not fall over . Seeing this, he took a few steps back, stretched out a finger, and tentatively flicked the device . With the introduction of an external force, the device began oscillating left and right .
“This way of interaction is amazing . All information relating to the Oscillating Planet Smasher is filtered and displayed in my mind . Moreover, I can freely control the device’s movement, angle, oscillation, and activation at will . This really is no different from magic .
“Technology has really progressed to a scary degree in the 42nd century…”
Sighing, Chen Yu raised his right hand slowly .
Whoosh!
Like the flying swords mentioned in fantasy novels, the Oscillating Planet Smasher rose into the air!
“Fall!”
Whoosh!
The next moment, driven by an unknown force, the top-half cylindrical portion of the device plunged and buried itself into the soft surface of the asteroid .
“According to the animated guide displayed in my mind, the Oscillating Planet Smasher goes through three steps to destroy a planet .
“Step one: Insert the probe, which is that long cylindrical stick, into the target’s surface .
“Step two: The device will release an extended polymer pipe to the target’s step .
“Step three: The device will release the anti-gravity particles to inhibit the target’s gravitational force .
“As everyone can see, we have already completed the first step . For safety’s sake, I will withdraw from the asteroid first . ”
After saying so, a blue tail flame sprayed out from the back of Chen Yu’s armor once more, propelling him into outer space . Only after distancing himself over 20,000 kilometers away from the asteroid did Chen Yu feel confident enough to stop .
“The connection between me and the oscillator should be a connection based on the principle of quantum entanglement . There won’t be any delays in conveying information due to distance, which means that even if the device and I are positioned at two separate ends of the universe, I can activate it instantaneously .
“Also, I just received a notification in my mind stating that the second step is completed . The polymer pipe’s extension is very fast . Before I even stopped moving, it had already reached the asteroid’s core . ”
Although Chen Yu had flown 20,000 kilometers away from the asteroid, the floating camera still remained on Asteroid Gisella’s surface .
Hence, the 40 million viewers watching the livestream could clearly see that the oscillator’s left…sphere was currently shrinking at a rapid pace .
Evidently, the particles stored within it had entered the polymer pipe and were making their way toward the asteroid’s core .
Five minutes later, the particle injection process finished, and the left sphere had shrunken down to its very limit .
“The third step is also complete now!
“Next, all we need to do is wait for the anti-gravity particles to spread . As long as they spread to the mantle layer, Gisella will disintegrate and die . This process should take no more than five minutes .
“This will also be the last five minutes of the asteroid’s life…”
[Farewell, Gisella! I pray that heaven doesn’t have someone like Transdimensional’s UP!]
[Can this be considered death by “that”?]
[If you want to say it, say it openly! Death by *!]
[Brother, you got censored . (ಥ_ಥ)]
[There’s only one ball left! Erm…]
[I suddenly feel like laughing . ]
[Dammit! Can’t you let me watch the show properly?]
Twenty thousand kilometers away, Chen Yu beckoned with his hand . Immediately, the Oscillating Planet Smasher rose up from the ground and shot toward Chen Yu at a terrifying speed .
However, the floating camera’s flying speed was still superior . It reached Chen Yu far sooner than the Planet Smasher did .
Swish— Bang .
After crossing the 20,000-kilometer distance, the Oscillating Planet Smasher rapidly decelerated, and Chen Yu caught it steadily with his arms .
Lifting up the device’s cylindrical portion, Chen Yu noticed a drop of liquid resembling mercury hanging off its tip…
Reaching out, Chen Yu wiped the liquid off the device and rubbed it in his hand . Immediately, the drop of liquid shattered into tens of millions of tiny particles that disappeared into the endless void .
“Mhm .
“There really is nothing left this time…”
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