Transdimensional Marketing Chapter 346
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Chapter 346
Chapter 346: Eleventh Official Review! (2)
Chapter 346 – Eleventh Official Review! (2)
8:55 .
8:57 .
8:59 .
9:00!
“It’s coming . ”
Inside the main hall of the Headmaster’s Tower, Chen Yu abruptly looked up into the air .
The next moment, space within the hall began distorting as a circular wormhole took shape . A small box then gradually emerged from this wormhole .
Thud .
Five seconds later, the white delivery box fell to the ground, and the wormhole gradually disappeared .
A moment later, the distorted space within the hall recovered to its original state .
“It’s so small . ” Hurriedly stepping forward, Little Peach picked up the thumb-sized delivery box . She then passed it over to Chen Yu and said, “Mr . Chen, it’s not even the size of human excrement . ”
Chen Yu’s outstretched hand froze momentarily at Little Peach’s words . “What kind of bloody description is this?”
“Alright, then . ” Timidly, Little Peach said, “It’s larger than excrement . ”
“…The problem isn’t the size, okay?!” Snatching the delivery box, Chen Yu waved his hand in annoyance and said, “Don’t speak if you can’t do it properly . Stand behind me . ”
“But it clearly isn’t large…” After mumbling some words, Little Peach stood behind Chen Yu obediently .
Raising his hand, Chen Yu carefully inspected the delivery box sitting on his palm and fell into confusion .
The box was no more than five centimeters long and two centimeters wide . Its size roughly resembled the containers for cosmetics such as lipsticks and mascara .
Without a doubt, this was the smallest product he had ever received from the future .
“Can such a small item be a protective product?” Little Peach couldn’t help but ask .
“Wanna bet?” Chen Yu asked, raising an eyebrow .
“Bet? Okay! What should we bet on?” Little Peach immediately grew excited upon hearing the word “bet . ”
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“We’ll bet whether this thing is a protective product or not . If you lose, you’ll call me Daddy from now on . How about it?”
“What if you lose?”
“I’ll hear you call me Daddy if I lose . ”
“Okay!” Little Peach nodded hurriedly . “No problem! We have a deal! You better not regret it!”
“Only fools would regret . ”
“Pinky promise!”
“…Fine, pinky promise . ”
After saying so, Chen Yu hooked his pinky with Little Peach .
“Open the box! Let’s see what’s inside,” Little Peach said eagerly .
“No . I’ll only open it once the livestream begins,” Chen Yu said .
“Start the livestream now, then!”
“Mhm . Stand behind me . ”
After saying so, Chen Yu faced the camera and started the livestream without hesitation .
[Advertising livestream rooms are being activated…]
[All webcasting platforms worldwide connected!]
23 . 66 million .
110 million .
300 million…
As soon as he opened the livestream rooms’ access to the public, hundreds of millions of IPs flooded into the livestream rooms . In just three seconds, the total viewer count had already exceeded 500 million!
[All rise!]
[It’s here!!]
[First! I’m first!]
[First!]
[Fifth . ]
[So, this is the rumored Transdimensional Review?]
[Cute . jpg . ]
[I’m an old fan . I knew the UP would become famous one day . ]
[If it’s gold, there is bound to be a day where it shines . ]
[If it shines, there’s bound to be a day where it becomes gold . ]
[Host! Mommy loves you!]
[UP, if you’re so amazing, do you dare establish a fan club?]
Two minutes later, the flood of bullet comments began settling down .
Meanwhile, the livestream’s viewer count also settled around the 500-million mark .
In reality, the total viewer count displayed wasn’t an accurate representation of the number of people watching the livestream . After all, the count merely represented the number of IP addresses connected to the livestream . However, not every IP would necessarily have only one viewer sitting behind the screen…
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Hence, the number of people actually watching Chen Yu’s livestream now was definitely far more than just 500 million .
I guess I should’ve expected this much . After sighing inwardly, Chen Yu puffed up his chest, looked straight into the camera, and began speaking loudly, “Good morning, friends in the various livestream rooms . This is Transdimensional Review’s eleventh official livestream .
“I am Transdimensional Review’s creator and host . I am responsible for displaying, testing, reviewing, and promoting technological products from future human civilizations . It is a great honor to meet with you all . ”
Raising his wrist, Chen Yu glanced at the bullet comment section that had turned chaotic once more before continuing, “It’s been some time since the information ban has been lifted . I’m sure everyone has learned a lot about me, so I will spare you the boring self-introduction . Instead, I’ll get straight into topic and begin today’s review . ”
After saying so, Chen Yu displayed the tiny delivery box to the camera .
“This is our protagonist for today . It is the eleventh official livestream’s review product . One thing worth mentioning is that the box is tiny; it is merely the size of a lipstick . In my reviewing career, it is the smallest product I have ever received from the future .
“Now, let’s begin the review’s first phase—the product unboxing . ”
Tear!
“Unboxing complete . ”
[Beautifully done . ]
[The UP is still as fast as always . ]
[Even if he’s so fast, it still won’t change his habit of liking other people’s wives . ]
[?]
[??]
Tossing away the red tape, Chen Yu scrutinized the box for a moment before opening the small lid . He then poured out the item inside the box and played around with it in his hand .
The product this time was an exquisitely made cylindrical metal tube . The metal tube had a smooth surface and actually felt elastic to the touch .
The tube was hollow, but Chen Yu could see a strange substance inside it .
“Fuu—!”
After pondering for a moment, Chen Yu tried blowing at the tube’s mouth, only to be stopped by his mask .
“As everyone can see, this is an iron tube . ” Having the camera zoom in on the tube, Chen Yu explained, “Like you, I also don’t know the identity of this product . I don’t know what uses it has or how I can control it . The box didn’t come with an instruction manual, either . However, I’m certain the product itself comes with a detailed tutorial . Perhaps, it’s right here…”
After saying so, Chen Yu stretched out a pinky . He then inserted it into the metal tube’s mouth under the gaze of his 500 million viewers .
Whoosh!
The next moment, a stream of quantum information flooded into Chen Yu’s network of tissues, cells, genes, and quantum information, quickly merging with his entire body .
Three seconds later, Chen Yu regained consciousness .
Chen Yu took a deep breath as he recalled the familiar feeling of undergoing quantum information fusion . He then faced the camera, a look of excitement appearing on his face .
“Similar to the previous review, I have merged with the built-in quantum information flow of this product . I now know the name, purpose, and control method of this product .
“I believe nobody will be able to guess what it is . ”
Slowly raising the metal tube, Chen Yu grinned . While trying to suppress the excitement in his heart, he pushed his pinky even further into the metal tube .
Boom!
A myriad of dazzling lights instantly flooded the entire hall!
The lights were so bright that the audience in front of the screen had nearly gone blind…
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