Oh My God! Earthlings are Insane! Chapter 604
Advertisement
Chapter 604: 604
Chapter 604: The Vortex’s Discovery
At a spot 287 meters under Golden Tooth’s headquarters was an underground lab sealed entirely shut by super alloy that was several meters thick. It completely blocked off all tremors and noise from the outside world.
When the lair on the surface sank into a chaotic battle full of explosions and fire, this place remained dark and quiet. The air was so thick that it was nearly suffocating, and it was like a grave that had been sealed for a thousand years.
At that moment, the quiet in the grave was broken by a strange dripping sound.
Drip. Drip. Drip. Drip. Drip.
The sound came from the ventilation vent.
The underground lab had two different air circulation systems.
One system was similar to the ones used in orbital space stations. It could perfectly recycle oxygen and carbon dioxide within the room, so there was no need for contact with the outside world.
The other system was connected to a ventilation pipe that led to the outside world, but there were more than seven layers of monitoring systems and defense systems installed in it. The diameter of the pipe itself was no more than 10 cm to ensure that no human could smoothly sneak in through the ventilation pipe as well.
But unfortunately, right now, the one who appeared in the lab through the vent was not a human.
Instead, it was a nearly transparent and incredibly thick adhesive liquid.
The liquid was like glue and slowly dripped in through the fine network in the ventilation pipe. It fell on the floor in the lab.
Its speed as it dripped down was incredibly slow, as if there was no motion whatsoever.
This was the only way it could get past the motion monitoring alarm in the pipe.
After persistently dripping for half an hour, a puddle of adhesive liquid that was more than half a meter in terms of diameter appeared under the vent. It was like a super large slug.
At this moment, something unbelievable happened.
The semi-transparent liquid squirmed slowly, and a brain popped out from within the liquid. As if it had a will of its own, it started looking around and sniffed tentatively before crawling deep into the lab.
If Meng Chao were here, he would definitely blurt out, “Vortex!”
When Red Brows Su Lun and the former Reaper Squad members’ scheme had attracted Meng Chao, Lu Siya, Xiong Wei, Song Jinbo, Ye Xiaoyue, and everyone else’s attention, the Vortex had snuck into the secret lab under Golden Tooth’s headquarters and made its way into the grave Saber Jin Wanhao meticulously prepared for himself!
At that moment, all the members of Golden Tooth were hurrying about in the lair to calm down the chaos in the lair and to retain Golden Tooth’s position.
They suffered a major lack of manpower, so much so that they wanted to rip themselves in two so that they could be in two places at once. So, there were no elites placed outside the underground lab.
Advertisement
But even if there were someone outside, due to Saber Jin Wanhao’s careful arrangements, the walls that were several meters thick would prevent them from hearing anything.
The Vortex might not have any eyes, but its semi-transparent body was filled with shining crystal powder, and it could gather as well as enlarge the light signals from the world so that it could see everything around it.
And since it could change its fluid body at will, it could read as well as store all the information it got into contact with in its information cells.
The Vortex first “saw” rows of large petri dishes.
They were all more than 1m long and more than 3m tall. Within these petri dishes made of strengthened glass was nutritional fluid that gave off a mysterious glow. All sorts of monster brains, limbs, and organs were suspended quietly inside them.
Due to the stimulation of drugs, the deformed monster organs could make veteran hunters’ mental strength indexes collapse instantly, so they would suffer from nightmares for three days and three nights.
The Vortex slowly went to a petri dish and stuck to it to carefully examine the object inside.
The organ inside was more than half a meter long. It seemed like the heart of some large monster. Suddenly, it started beating violently and hit the glass, which filled the quiet secret lab with loud noise.
It was actually alive!
As if to resonate with it, the moment the large heart started beating, all the monster organs in the other petri dishes started twitching violently as well.
In an instant, the noise rose and did not seem to want to fade away anytime soon. They played a song that could only be heard in hell.
The Vortex was shocked. It screeched and quickly flowed down from the petri dish.
The adhesive liquid on it stuck out and immediately hardened into spikes. It turned itself into a transparent hedgehog that was in a defensive position.
After a long time, the lab showed no other abnormal activity, and the monster organs slowly calmed down again after the bioelectricity that caused them to twitch violently faded away.
The Vortex relaxed and stopped using its spiked form. Instead, it returned to its semi-liquid state and continued squirming forward.
Behind the organ cultivation room was a second room. There were a lot of papers with research data and pictures in it.
Tentacles stretched out of the Vortex’s body, and it carefully scanned the terrifying and bloody pictures. The Vortex let out excited purrs, as if it had discovered the greatest secret of the owner of the lab.
The third room should be the room where the experiments were carried out.
It was a fully automatic control room. There were five folded mechanical arms on the ceiling and each of the four corners.
The Vortex slowly flowed between the mechanical arms and found scalpels, electric saws, large syringes, bone grinders, drills, and all sorts strange-looking and bone-chilling experiment tools that looked like torture equipment.
Advertisement
At the center of the control arm was a surgery bed that looked like the magnified version of a chair you would find in a dentist’s room.
At the sides of the surgery bed were more than ten sturdy straps. They were all made of Hell Beasts’ fascia. Even if they were burned by flames that were more than one thousand degrees hot or cut with a knife or axe, they would not break.
The Vortex slowly flowed past the large surgery bed.
It accidentally activated some sort of mechanism, and with a whoosh, a row of sharp steel needles suddenly popped out of the line at the center of the surgery bed. Cracking sounds rose, and blue electricity as well as dazzling sparks rose from them.
The Vortex quickly moved away.
Then, it elongated its head and carefully drew above the steel needles to observe them.
The steel needles were hollow. They seemed to be connected to the medicine pouches and injectors behind them.
The Vortex pondered this silently.
An image popped up in its head.
It saw a savage, wild superbeast being controlled by the mechanical arms and being tossed on the large surgery bed.
The straps by the side immediately popped up automatically and bound it tightly.
It struggled and let out roars at the top of its lungs.
This chapter is scrapped from readlightnovel.org
But a row of steel needles shot out from within the surgery bed and stabbed into its body. At the same time they passed high-voltage electricity, they injected the superbeast with large amounts of drugs.
This made it instantly turn pliant, allowing Saber Jin Wanhao to do whatever he wanted with it.
The Vortex screeched again, as if it was saying, “Saber Jin Wanhao is a truly ruthless person!”
The next room was filled with loads of monster materials and high-purity crystals.
The monster materials had been carefully processed and were no longer hideous and drenched in blood. Instead, they let out the unique fragrance and shine of a treasure. Just taking in a deep breath was enough to fill a person with energy, and all their cells to become restless.
And each of the high-purity crystals stored there were rare jewels that cost cities. Some of them were like Red Radiance Jade crystal marrows and were supreme grade goods that were rarely found. The Underground Emperor had to have used all his energy to gather these priceless treasures.
Even though the Vortex did not have eyes and a mouth, it could not help but put on a face that made it seem like its eyes were glowing and it was gulping.
This was truly a treasure trove with everything.
It could compare to the personal storehouse of the owners of the nine great mega corporations.
If it had a way to get all these supreme-grade monster materials and crystals outside…
The Vortex soon squashed this tempting thought.
It did not come here for the supreme-grade cultivation resources.
At least, not entirely.
There was something else that was even more important than the supreme-grade cultivation resources.
The Vortex continued squirming deeper into the lab.
A thick stench of blood came from the area ahead.
The Vortex sensed hunger and killing intent. It quickly spread itself out until it was a layer as thin as paper and looked almost invisible. It laid itself flat on the floor evenly.
What appeared before it were cages.
They were separated from the area outside by more than ten rows of bars connected to electricity.
However, the metal bars inside were all destroyed by a crazed monster.
Only the metal bars of the outermost layer were still in perfect shape. Each bar was thicker than a human thigh and covered in dense runic symbols.
No… They were not in perfect shape. Based on the dents and the outward indentations formed by something crashing against them, the metal bars had been attacked madly by the monster locked inside.
There were more than ten metal bars, but they only kept one monster detained.
At first glance, it looked like the amalgamation of an armadillo and hedgehog that was magnified dozens of times.
Its body was covered in scales that looked like heavy armor. All of them stood up and shone with a cold glare.
It also had a pair of terrifying claws, as if it was born with six sharp scimitars.
Its thick and long tail was also covered in sharp scales. The end of its tail had swollen up to form an osteoma that was like a morningstar. The osteoma split into six pieces and looked like a mouth filled with teeth.
This was a Hell Beast known as Broken Claw Dragon.
If Hell Beasts were to be divided into categories, then Broken Claw Dragon would definitely be categorized as a Monster from the 18th Level of Hell.
It had a savage personality and was cunning. It had impenetrable skin and could release all sorts of venom and miasma, so it had all sorts of offensive methods.
Besides Apocalyptic Beasts, it was one of the few beasts that humans did not want to run into in the wild under any circumstances.
Of course, most of the monsters would rather run into humans in the wild instead of a Broken Claw Dragon as well.
However, this Broken Claw Dragon locked in the secret lab under Golden Tooth’s headquarters was heavily wounded and dying.
Advertisement
- In Serial61 Chapters
The Voice of the World
Jason Elric used to be an ordinary college student living in the heart of San Francisco. He had a part time job, he played online games with friends he got along moderately well with, and he earned reasonably good grades. The worst he really had to worry about in life was turning in his coursework on time and not being late to class. Now, though? Now fighting for his life and running from a horde of giant frogs that want to make him their next meal is just another Tuesday. Thanks to a summoning ritual gone terribly right, Jason has found himself trapped in a world eerily similar to the role playing games games he used to play for fun. Unfortunately for the now ex-college student, everything happening around him is terrifyingly real and if he wants to survive, he’ll have to figure out how to exploit the system for his benefit before it’s too late. The Voice of the World is the first part of what is planned to be a multi-book, Isekai LitRPG story with crafting elements, set in the fantasy world known as Verdania. This is my first time posting online for public consumption, so bear with me as I work to find a style that people like. While I may occasionally write scenes that may deal with heavy concepts, expect this story to be primarily light hearted high fantasy. There will be a lot of common fantasy tropes involved, as this story got its start as a simple practice exercise, rather than any plan to actually post it. However, it’s grown on me, so I felt it’s worth sharing after all. Thus, if you’re looking for more serious/original/unusual stories, you might want to look elsewhere. For the rest of you, feel free to leave suggestions, as well as to point out grammar and spelling mistakes; I’ll do my best to make edits to correct them. I do my own editing currently, and it’s easy to miss things when you know what’s supposed to be there, so such call outs are highly encouraged. Content TLDR: No harems, probably no romance (unless it makes sense for the story later on) (it did, eventually), definitely no sex (keeping this PG-13 or close to it), limited profanity. Does/Will contain mixes of magic and technology (think Warhammer, Final Fantasy); copious amounts of blue tables; race, gender, and sexual equality concepts; crafting sequences; and (slightly, but not overbearingly) strong protagonists. If you don’t like these things, go elsewhere instead of downvoting people for content instead of writing quality. Update Time currently varies, due to personal injury, but the goal is 1/week on Wednesdays, with a possible smaller chapter on weekends if time/health permits.
8 293 - In Serial10 Chapters
Legendary Farmer (available on Kindle July 2022!)
NOTE: Legendary Farmer is now COMPLETE. The first book, Clearing, was released on Kindle Unlimited July 5, 2022 with significant edits. I will post the first chapter of Clearing, as well as three chapters of Cuckoo's Dream, another novel in the LF universe, as a stub, with a link to the first book, so if you love LF and want me to be able to keep writing consistently, please go give Clearing five stars! In the VRMMORPG, Veritas Online, things are getting a little stale. Since the game launched, only one world- wide event has occurred, and that was a year ago.. The players are still having fun, but everyone agrees it’s about time for something big to happen. Everybody tends to forget that big things grow from small things, and little things are always changing in Veritas.The human country of Quarternell is at peace for the first time in... ever. Aspen, a former war hero, feels like he’s earned a quiet life together with his animal companions. They’re tired of fighting, and other people in general. They plan to live peacefully, far away from the city. As soon as Aspen figures out this farming thing out, he’s never going to go anywhere again. Unfortunately for Aspen, his country and his goddess aren’t quite done with him yet.Rouge the Rogue is a casual gamer in Veritas Online. She’s just a kid, and her focus is supposed to be on school and hanging out with friends. Emphasis on ‘supposed to’. She’s already pretty good at the school thing, and she doesn’t actually have that many friends. What she really loves is exploring all the cool ways the developers of Veritas found to make their game unique and realistic. Then she’s offered a very special quest, and an opportunity to go beyond the average player. She’s never been that much of a rule follower anyway....Clearing is appropriate for most ages. It has minimal foul language, no sex, and some violence. It is LGBTQ+ friendly. (P.S. IMPORTANT! This book contains very mild profanity, no sex, and is meant to be FUN. Yes, the characters sometimes think Deep Thoughts, and idealism pretty much runs rampant, but, in the end, I hope you just enjoy reading it. Laugh, cry, share it with your kids, read it to your dog, whatever makes you happy. My goal is for it to be accessible to everyone from ages 12ish on up, so you could definitely consider it YA, but with lots of big words because I don't believe in talking down to my readers.) Book Two: Harrowing (Starts after the original Chapter Fifty, now Sixteen, since I condensed chapters from the same perspective together.) Zoey has started her summer internship at Veritas Corporation, and she can honestly say that being an adult is boring. Until she starts learning secrets she was never supposed to know. In game, Rouge is finally making progress on her big quest. Apparently Duke Penbrooke took too long to return to the world, so the world is coming to get him... in the form of a few assassins. Aspen is going to have to face the life he left behind, and deal with the fact that it's not as easy being 'dead' as he thought. When what he'd hoped would be a short trip back to civilization to resupply turns into a whole lot more, he'll have to fight for his life, his friends, and his kingdom. Book Three: Sowing Rouge and Aspen have reached Bright, only to find that their enemies were already expecting them. They will have to quickly unravel the mysteries of who their opponents actually are, because they're already ten steps behind. Rouge and Aspen are finally home, but that doesn't mean they can return to their peaceful days of farming. Their enemies are hot on their heels and determined to destroy everything they've managed to achieve. Join them and all their friends for the final volume of Legendary Farmer.
8 218 - In Serial16 Chapters
Commoners Magic
Dropped. I may or may not come back to this. Crear is an ass at the best of times and hates humans as a whole. He wants only one thing in life: Revenge His weapons? His snark and his uncanny abilities as a ranger.His trademark? A blindfold and more snark. But first, he has to get rid of the adventurer group the Guild Master has pushed onto him.
8 143 - In Serial6 Chapters
The Man Who Will Become God
A young man about to propose to the love of his life was abducted to another world by a vengeful, fallen God. Reality has been organized into a system with classic RPG elements. For the price of his name the protagonist has been given the "Zero-Variable", an ability that gives him growing power over the world's system for a painful price. The protagonist is torn between happiness at the fulfilment of his boyhood dreams and the heartache of not being together with his loved one. But to return to his world, he is given an almost impossible mission: to steal the world system from the being that stole the fallen god's power, kill that god, and become a god himself. Only with that can he achieve the power to return to his world and his loved one. The protagonist must overcome the many dangers and wonders of this new world. From roaming bandits to hungry monsters who seek to kill him. From greedy merchants to arrogant nobles who wish to enslave him. From demon warlords to powerful mages hungry for his abilities and its untapped potential. From elven lords, fairies, kings and lesser gods who wish to use him for their own purposes. From a ruthless and nigh-powerful god who is no stranger to overthrowing and killing other god overseers like the fallen god. Finally, the protagonist is also in danger from himself. Will he succumb to his power or will he give it all up for the woman he loves? additional tags: Another World, Game Elements, Drama, Romance
8 205 - In Serial9 Chapters
billie eilish smut gxg
smut book for you horny whoresedit- omfg i wrote this almost like two years ago it's so fucking bad 😭😭
8 123 - In Serial27 Chapters
The Secret Garden -By Frances Hodgson Burnett
When orphaned Mary Lennox comes to live at her uncle's great house on the Yorkshire Moors, she finds it full of mysterious secrets. There are nearly one hundred rooms, most of which are locked, and the house is filled with creepy old portraits and suits or armor. Mary rarely sees her uncle, and perhaps most unsettling of all is that at night she hears the sound of someone crying down one of the long corridors. The gardens surrounding the odd property are Mary's escape and she explores ever inch of them-all except for the mysterious walled-in, locked garden. Then one day, Mary discovers a key. Could it open the door to the garden?
8 125

