Chapter 334: South Park 9

The Head of Homeland Security had gone off the deep end, and no one could stop him from exposing his own conspiracy .

“You see, for thousands of years, hordes of creatures have lived in the guinea valley of Peru . The Incas learned how to keep the creatures at bay… by playing pan flute music . Guinea creatures hate it even more than humans do,” he explained in detail . “But the prophecy foretold that… one day, the creatures would be unleashed, and… I have made that happen . “

The people around looked at him in shock . Perhaps they did not understand why… this person was openly sharing his plan with them .

“The Incas predicted that the world would be saved,” the Head of Homeland Security said sarcastically, “by Craig . But that part of the prophecy will not come true, for you will all die on this mountain!”

Before he finished, the gun had been fired . A soldier who stood behind the Head of Homeland Security fired and tried to kill this culprit behind the tragedy . The bullets pierced the man’s chest . He looked at the bullet holes like he had just realized he had been shot . But not one drop of blood came out from the wound .

“Ha… Hahaha…” The Head of Homeland Security started to laugh mockingly .

“You… you’re some kind of monster,” another soldier exclaimed, pointing at him .

“Oh… I am much more than that,” the Head of Homeland Security answered calmly . “Guinea bees, guinea rabbits, guinea saurus, guinea rexes… I am something much worse . “

Suddenly, his face began to contort, and his mouth was pried open to an unbelievable size . The next second, a visible streak of red lightning passed through the surface of the Head of Homeland Security’s body . His skin was being pushed open as if from inside . In just three seconds, this monster that had been masquerading as the Head of Homeland Security showed its true form .

It was… a guinea pirate—a giant guinea pig wearing a pirate costume .

“Arr!” The guinea pirate responded with the typical pirate greeting, as if his identity was not clear enough from his appearance .

“Ah, a guinea pirate!” One of the government officials screamed as he ran for cover . Once again, perhaps this was to remind the viewers what the Head of Homeland Security actually was, as if all the other hints were not clear enough .

“Jesus Christ!” Stan shouted .

“Sir, I promise you, I am not going to ruin your plan . I’ll just walk away, see?” Craig said calmly as he walked to the side .

As he walked away, Craig accidentally stepped on a stone plate with black and white carvings . When he stepped on it, the plate started to glow in blue and then spun into the sky . At the same time, the golden statue’s eyes started to glow in the same blue light . The short staff in his right hand shot out a golden ray at the stone plate . When the stone plate was hit, Craig’s eyes glowed and shot out two blue light beams . The kid did not do anything; he just stood where he was, but the two light beams automatically shot toward the guinea pirate .

“Ah! No!” The guinea pirate groaned in pain .

“Okay… now there are sparks shooting out of my eye…” Craig used his even tone to narrate this impossible situation sardonically .

“Arr, curse yee, Craig!” The guinea pirate crumpled to the ground and groaned one last time . The four from the Department of Homeland Security and the four main characters looked at the events before him in stunned shock . When the monster lost its life, the light beams stopped shooting out from Craig’s eyes and the stone plate under his feet returned to their original place . Craig walked away from it, with no words, just a deep sigh…

So far, everything had gone as Feng Bujue remembered it from episode ten and eleven of season twelve of South Park . Based on the plot, the officials from Homeland Security would soon contact the headquarters . The Peruvian Flute Bands would be released, and the calamity of the guinea creatures would be over by dawn .

But…

“Sandbox 022986 event is over .

“Mirror Screen has lost its effect .

“Cloned scenario will be destroyed in six hundred minutes by the system .

“Members under level three are requested to return to the inner world immediately .

“Level four members are encouraged to use the remaining time to destroy as much data as you possibly can within the scenario .

“Good luck to all of you . “

At that moment, all the Anomalies that were residing within in this ‘cloned scenario’ heard these messages .

…

At the same time, Feng Bujue was discussing how to assemble a Peruvian Flute Band with the main characters of the scenario . Suddenly, there was loud static in his mind .

“What is going on?” This was something he had not experienced since he started playing this game . “Where’s this sound coming from?”

Feng Bujue had no idea whether he was hearing this or it was transferred through some other kind of method . His first reaction was to check the game menu to see if he was affected by some debuff, but he soon realized that everything was fine with him . Yet, for some weird reason, the words in the quest tab had all turned into random code .

“What is going on?” Feng Bujue said . “Has the quest system collapsed?”

A loud boom interrupted his thoughts .

Brother Jue looked to the sound . About ten meters away, a large chunk of the ceiling dropped down, and a human who descended from the sky was standing amid the pooling dust .