Chapter 904: 904

After hearing these five words, Feng almost blurted out: “I don’t know Why not? ”

He so one, the mouth on the right side of the braid and then said: “is to know also.”

“Well…” Feng didn’t realize why he was talking to him, but he still had to find a way to continue the conversation, “brother Are you here? ”

“I, look, you, OK, like, also, read, over, several, year, book, of, like, son…”

From the beginning of this sentence, that chongtianbian will no longer speak well. Next, every sentence he said was uttered alternately with his left and right mouths.

In order to avoid the suspicion of shorthand, in the following, the comma like the above sentence will be omitted. Please think about it.

“…… I have three questions for you. ” “I don’t know if you dare to answer?” said chongtianbian in his unique way of speaking

“Dare, dare…” But if you can’t beat me How about it? ”

“You and your companions are going up, aren’t you?” That NP way, “you answer my question, I let you go up.” Before brother Jue could ask, he added, “if you can’t answer Or if you don’t, you’ll have to be my hair. ”

In a word, brother Jue and the little spirit behind him are all moving their eyes to the other side’s head and staring at the braid.

“Is it not Your head is a bunch of distinctive black and straight…… ” If you don’t make complaints about yourself, “every one is a human being?”

“Yes.” The other side replied directly.

“Oh…” I asked by the way Not long ago, how did Miaoxu, Hongying and Lu refuse to accept this

“Miao Xu Zi is smart, elegant and proficient in Zen. It can be said that The defense is flowing. ” I’ll braid my way back to heaven.

“Cut Can you answer all that? ” Chueh said, “then ask.” Here it is. He seemed to think of something else, adding, “Oh. By the way, I haven’t asked you how to address me yet. ”

“My name is smart.” Said the wise. “Cong is a wise Cong, a wise Cong.”

“Understand.” “Then Son… If you don’t understand anything, just ask. ”

“How to speak?” “Take advantage of me?” interrupted the wise man, slightly annoyed

“OK ~” brother Jue pointed to the mouth on the left side of the other side, “can I call you XiaoCong?”

At this time, the mouth on the right side of the clever son said a single sentence: “are you going to call me tofu next?”

“Ha ha…” Feng didn’t realize with a smile, “smart brother really deserves the name.”

“Hum…” “Smart son sneers,” do you think it’s funny

“All right.” Jue brother road. “I feel happy anyway.”

“But I’m not very happy.” Said the wise.

“That’s one of the reasons why I’m happy,” he said

“You…” Clever son seems to want to scold the street, but he still holds his words back and laughs, “ha ha Come on, I don’t care about you. ”

Obviously, the key lag in the conversation with this NP has been seen through by brother Jue. One is to get back the “don’t know” sentence, and the other is to make clear that you want to answer the question. As long as the two key points on the right, then convenient will not easily with the players.

“Listen, the first question…” A few seconds later. Smart children start to read questions directly, “one Yin and one Yang, one short and one long. One day and one night, one pair. This is… ”

“Ming.” Feng didn’t feel that he had yet to wait for the other side to ask the question completely, so he reported the answer.

“Well…” The smart boy’s face (although there is no eyebrow, but some changes can be seen) slightly changed, ” There are really two abilities. ”

“Hum That’s not bullshit. ” Brother Jue is a noncommittal look, “let’s talk about the second question.”

“Well, I’ll give you a couplet. You’ll have a look…” The clever son cleared his throat and said alternately. “Mountains, rivers, high and low places are clear and beautiful.”

“Ha! Ha ha ha ha ha… ” Feng chuckled for a while, laughing but not talking.

“What are you laughing at?” Asked the wise man. “Can’t you smile to cover up your feelings?”

“Am I right? Ha! ” Feng could not feel walking around each other. “I’m a big literary magnate. Can’t I have such a couplet?” He snorted coldly, “I just think your couplet is ridiculously simple.”

“Then you are right!” Said the wise.

“Yes, I’ll open my mouth to this extent.” he said as soon as he turned around, “shit, urine, big and small, often stink and sticky.”

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At this moment The world, shocked.

As a NP smart kid, Gu Xiaoling as a teammate, miss an as a spectator and editor of juegao, and all the audience watching the game are shocked

“Here…” The clever son is stupefied for a long time, also don’t know what to say.

“How is it? You must be the only one who has ever seen such a neat battle and a long artistic conception? ” Seal not aware of the situation, and proudly added a sentence.

“Well This battle It’s neat… ” The clever son murmured, “it’s right to see only in his life…” When he said that, his tone began to reveal a feeling of pain in the egg, “as for the mood…”

“I can’t appreciate it.” Feng didn’t realize that he didn’t let the other side finish his words, so he said, “your cultural accomplishment and taste are far from mine. I’d better read more books to discuss the artistic conception with me.” When he said this shamelessly, he immediately changed the topic, “now Let’s say the third question. ”

“Well…” Smart kid doesn’t want to talk about that couplet any more. Anyway, if the second question is right, it can be passed. So he straightened his face and asked, “listen, please answer me What is hell? What is heaven? ”

The third problem is obviously one of Zen.

Just now clever son described Miaoxu as “smart, elegant and proficient in Zen theory”, which in fact implied that the next three questions of the players are guessing, antithetical couplets and Zen theory.

And such a clear hint, of course, has long been sealed to see through

Half a second later, smart son’s voice didn’t fall. Brother Jue gave him a slap in the face.

This sudden move, stupefied is to hit the smart child ignorant. But after a brief shock, there was a sudden rage All of a sudden, a real grumpiness came out of the smart boy’s body, and he was about to start when he looked at him.

However, in the next second, he said in a very calm tone: “this It’s hell. ”

As soon as he said this, the clever one froze.

Then, Chueh Ge took a step forward and pulled out [Bell’s daily knife] from his waist. He grabbed the braid on the top of smart son’s head in one hand and cut the hair easily with the knife in the other.

For some reason, the wise man didn’t resist the blind action at all. He just stood in the same place, watching Feng unconsciously cut off his hair, and then threw it away.

I saw those black and straight hair disappear in the air after leaving brother Jue’s palm, turning into a wisp of black smoke. As the smoke drifted away, there seemed to be a noise of sobbing in the fourth floor.

At the same time, the violence of smart son disappeared with those black smoke, and his appearance quickly returned to the state of ordinary human. In addition to the normal number and position of the five senses, look at the top of the head The place that was originally covered by the braided roots of chongtian also revealed six incense scars.

“Amitabha…” The clever son put his hands together and recited the Buddha’s name. He gave a deep salute to Feng unconsciously.

And brother Jue, who was still languid and casual, replied, “here It’s heaven. ”

The wise son nodded and said: “the almsgiver is intelligent, and his realm is beyond the dust. The little monk is devoted to the earth…” When he said this, his figure became blurred. “Thank you for your help…”

“Easy to say ~” Feng didn’t realize that he was throwing his fist in his hand. “There will be no meeting later.”

At the end of the sentence, he looks back at Xiao Ling and beckons the latter to keep up.

When they stepped on the step leading to the fifth floor, Xiao Ling could not help looking back, but found that there was no one behind (to be continued) only one second to remember this website www.biquga.com, the fastest updated novel website of biquga!