I Will Be The Monkey God! Chapter 94
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Chapter 94: The fall that shattered the balls
The man who held the staff and spoke for the majority of his group was called Konger.
He was also a man enchanted by the old story of the monkey king, but his case was a little different.
He was the man who just hated monkeys and how mischievous the monkey king himself was.
For Konger, the monkey king he had heard a lot of was just too childish and innocent.
But when the monkey king fought, his whole demeanor changed and the air around him became filled with killing intent! How could 'killing intent' be mischievous and funny? The monkey king was serious and amazing!
Thus, Konger chose the staff as his weapon in-game.
In Michu's case, he didn't even know it was the monkey king's story. He once saw the cool humanoid monkey poster on the street and he also believed that monkeys were cool!
He was that simple!
But what was happening so far wasn't simple at all.
The baby monke on Michu's shoulder nearly foiled all of Konger's guild plans!
This creature could see through their Chameleon's Skin which was an item that changed their appearances. Secondly, they had spent a lot of money to convince players to give up their spots, so that they just could blend into the Regional Tournament at ease.
How many resources were spent? The amount was tremendous!
"Chameleon's Skin also costs a lot... and that guy doesn't sell it to everyone... Hmm?" Konger suddenly stopped, his thoughts halting as well.
As his eyes rose to meet the familiar sound, Konger's thoughts resumed! He instantly clenched his staff and shot up to face the descending Lil Monke who was exactly the crux of their problem!
His staff lit up in a warrior class' skill and trembled.
At the same time, Michu's staff let out a different, more golden color as it coated itself in Monkey God's Bonk skill!
Both staves clashed with a loud bang, then two warriors propelled backward from the blast caused by their first clash!
In an instant, Michu and Konger distorted their faces.
Each had a different reason to do so!
'What kind of stats does he have? I got sent backward?' Konger was shell-shocked when he felt his body promptly getting sent back to where he came from! He could do nothing to stop that force and his body even shuddered from the pressure.
But he had his equipment hidden beneath that cover!
Equipment, potions, accessories and his main weapon!
The first clash should begin his dominance over the popular Lil Monke!
Michu should've fallen to his staff and one-sidedly accepted all battering from him! Afterward, Konger would just send him back to the city and carry on with his plan, but to no avail!
All those thoughts got shattered after the first contact and what seemed to be an easy battle turned out to be something more serious!
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On the other side, Michu was also shocked!
But for a different reason.
'Are my stats really that high?' He asked himself, but wasn't he the only Mythic Class in the whole universe as of now? Michu didn't know it would be that much of a difference, but he understood that if something was unique to be only in the world, then it must be too unique!
He giggled and looked at his staff, "It won't hold on for too long!" A little worry returned to Michu's face, but he soon dispelled that.
Rather than worrying about his staff's disturbance, he should have been thinking how much it would hold for!
He asked KongFu for help and the old god replied, "At most, ten clashes. Besides, he is still shocked... Don't waste time."
"Yeah!" Michu listened to the old advisor!
By the time Konger recovered from his shock, Michu would pummel down everything he had onto him!
He maneuvered through the jungle at ease as if his race had long since turned into the monkey! In less than fifteen seconds, Michu returned to Konger's side, but this time, he planned to stay for longer!
One, two, three!
Their weapons exchanged rough handshakes while owners closely stepped to face each other.
One glared while the other wore an enjoyable smile!
And the exchange continued!
Michu's skill with staff increased greatly after KongFu appeared, but Konger himself had attended a dojo in real life and his skills were the real deal!
Their clash looked professional, but the tinge of a fantasy turned this battle into a fast-paced battle where seven moves had already gone through.
In those moves, both Michu and Konger used their main offensive skill and leaned more toward staff skill!
After an eight clash happened, Michu shifted position and went for a kick!
'KICK!' Konger inwardly shouted, but Michu's kick was faster even than this shout.
His kick went from below, straight for Konger's chin! It hurtled him up and sent him flying like released fish in the water!
Before Konger's body fell, Michu jumped onto the tree and climbed up.
He then jumped high, his altitude just above floating Konger!
"AHHHH!" Konger was screaming with pain and shame!
"We don't want to hear your shit!" KongFu grasped the banana, then threw it with perfect accuracy into Konger's mouth. The banana with its skin lodged deeply in Konger's mouth while his body still had yet to fall onto the ground.
Satisfied, KongFu turned his attention to Michu, "The sky is our weapon too!" Weren't they a race with the god? Of course, the sky also belonged to them, even if just a little!
Therefore, KongFu said, "Aim for his balls."
The viewers were speechless!
"Your fall won't hurt you, but you don't have full control over it. It's far from perfection after all! That's why your fall will hurt him... so fucking much! Haha!" KongFu was all laughs!
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Michu chuckled, "The sky is our weapon! I like it!" He clenched his staff and raised it with both hands.
If this staff fell on Konger, would he even survive it?
The questions spread across viewers' minds like flames as they wanted to see the fall of this suspicious guy!
However, Michu had many more questions within him!
'It was annoying...' Out of eight strikes, half of them ended up doing zero damage! It was mostly because his staff was weak, but it was also because Konger was donned in armor.
Thus, this armor was something that had irritated the monke!
The armor that completely neglected his damage!
How many players would wear even more amazing armors in the future? It was one of the primary pieces of equipment and something Michu had to worry about!
He just learned what kind of gap would the proper equipment create!
Were it not for his class, he would've fallen already!
Therefore!
His eyes shone goldenly.
[Monkey God's Bonk has evolved.]
[Sharpening has been added.]
[Sharpening - Physical Defense Penetration Attribute - It stacks up five times! Each stack lowers physical defense by 4%]
The bonk's light became sharper as well!
And with this weapon in his hands, Michu aligned himself properly, then fell with all his might onto Konger who barely could raise his body!
He couldn't stand up as Monkey God's Bonk fell onto his balls!
The whole world shook!
All monsters jumped from the unknown might and escaped farthest! The players lost balance and fell onto their asses, wondering what kind of monster had just appeared in the jungle!
But the one who had the best reaction was naturally Konger!
"AHHHHHHHH!"
His eyes stretched out and the banana stuffed in his mouth promptly shot up into the sky like a rocket! From its speed, it seemed like it had reached the sun already! Veins and sweat crept onto his face, his eyes still stretched out from the unimaginable pain on the lower part of his body!
In a nutshell, his balls hurt so much those might've already cracked!
"You might not care about your balls in this world. Isn't that a game for you?" KongFu asked as Michu towered before disappearing Konger! "Pain is pain nonetheless! Haha!"
The baby monke's laughter heightened the hate Konger had within him!
Worse, his death was so slow as if this hateful creature slowed it down just so he could laugh at him more!
Unfortunately, Michu didn't kill his opponent in one shot!
But the bleeding ended the work!
Konger died... and he left staff on the ground!
"Oh, we got war's spoils!" Michu happily giggled, then raised his new staff up! "I did it!"
His voice swept through the jungle, then Kaiser popped out with an army of bugs! He extended his hand for Michu, then pulled him up to the sky.
It went without saying that Michu couldn't fight more! But the best was that he could move and enjoy the game more!
He continued to laugh even after Kaiser left his comment, "That laughter pisses me off!"
This man was still salty about his defeat against Lil Monke!
"Haha! But Yumi and my family like it, so I will laugh and laugh!" Michu answered!
His eyes landed on the bugs, then he asked, "How do you make those bugs? Do you take photos of them?"
"Huh?" Kaiser blanked again. This monke used some weird language and slang!
"Hmm! Isn't black magic about all those buttons and features? Do you excel at it?" Michu asked and said, "Can you teach me a little later? I want to use black magic without buttons!"
"You... You fucking moron! What black magic buttons?!" Kaiser snapped. "It's evil magic! Magic that turns hearts cold and brings evil out of this world and its population! I control evil and make people suffer!"
"Eh?"
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Konger woke up in real life.
He couldn't bring himself to face his guild members, but that was unavoidable anyway. He would rather vent out his frustration now!
He lost his weapon and his failure would greatly weaken their chances of obtaining the rewards for the Eastern Regional Tournament!
But more than anything, that fall and that pain on his balls!
Thud!
Konger fell onto the ground as he curled up and extended his hands to cover his lower region! "It hurts even here!" He roared until his family members stepped in to appease the situation.
"Lil Monke! This fucking Lil Monke!" Konger roared, surprising his family! "I will kill him next time! I will be the victorious one! AHHHH!" What hurt him was that Michu didn't use most of his abilities.
His staff hadn't even extended or shrunk once, so Michu wasn't fighting with everything he got!
Rather, this Lil Monke surprised him with that kick and that fall!
The fall that shattered balls was just too much, though!
It took most of his HP and ignored all defenses laid by items! What kind of bullshit was it?!
"My balls! My balls!"
"Shut up already!" His sister slapped his face as it was just too annoying!
Konger let out tears as she wouldn't understand him... No way she would...
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