I Will Be The Monkey God! Chapter 118
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Chapter 118: How to deal with the weapon's ego
If there was one thing that residents and earthlings couldn't come to terms with, it would be the relationship.
Polygamy versus monogamy.
KongFu flew as he thought about that.
For earthlings, the fact that their partner slept with someone else would mean 'cheating' and would lead to divorce and other drama. Even a kiss could lead to it, so he was kinda perplexed about how to deal with it.
But Michu liked this world more than his own.
This was what KongFu knew, so the more time Michu spent here, the more liable he would become to the world's laws and traditions.
He also had 'resident' in his party, so KongFu felt like it would just take some time to establish a harem.
Harem was accepted by everyone here.
Even commoners wouldn't make a fuss about harem, but use it in their favor to get attention from their beloved. Thus, monogamy was not even understood by the commoners around Four Leaf World!
Why was harem important for Michu?
The Monkey God, KongFu, also had a harem! Beautiful monkey women were in his harem, but so other races that didn't have a god in their ranks. If one had another god as a partner, then the situation would be even better!
After all, the marriage was like a 'better contract' that connected two families, not just one individual. The future prospects, their common wealth and bloodline would get mixed and spread across generations!
Therefore, the harem was normal.
BANG!
KongFu hit the ground, "Jealous Snake... If you keep circling him, I will have to issue the solo quest... with Momo." The Monkey God shook the dirt off his body and returned to the party.
The party was already back to normal.
Momo changed her clothes, lost her embarrassment and sat down next to Michu with a straight and beautiful posture.
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Venomous was the same, her eyes locked on her fingers, "I have a quest to subjugate the Excalibur's replica and its ego. This quest is to turn this sword into Nails."
Michu's eyes lit up with excitement, "That is such a nice quest! How do you subjugate ego, though? I also have an Emperor Shi's Staff!"
Both of them turned their eyes to KongFu who just sat down.
The Monkey God's eyes swept through them, then he replied, "You don't have to do anything if the ego within the weapon finds you worthy. People are often not chosen because their ambitions or personalities clash with that contained ego."
"That's kinda normal," Yumi replied, then threw her eyes to the Excalibur within her inventory. It was the weapon of the dragon slayer, but it hadn't even reached out for her! Was it because she gave up on swordsmanship?
Was it because of the race change?
The second question probably had nothing to do with it as even before Yumi became The Snake Goddess' Daughter, this sword hadn't reached out to her. However, Yumi had given up on the sword back in the Regional Tournament already.
But she desired to punish The Ice Dragon! It made her one of the stepping stones and such a matter wouldn't be forgotten by Yumi until she punished that dragon!
So why did this weapon hadn't reached her yet?
"Oh... I think Emperor Shi doesn't like me then!" Michu shouted, "I think the Emperor wants to have an army, but I don't want to have an army! I want to be friends with everyone."
KongFu closed his eyes, a warm and unusual smile spreading on his monke's face.
The soldiers from Michu's banana farm and Yakuzan! Even this sexy and enchanting succubus! All of those were Michu's friends and he didn't think differently of them!
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He would be worried about the future if it weren't for the 'belief' spreading between Michu and Yakuzan back in the Azure Lake's Inheritance.
Michu's smile and actions could make others believe him no matter how goofy and exuberant he would be.
'The Emperor Shi's ego should notice it soon. If he fails to do so, then I will help Michu subjugate this moron and turn him into skill,' KongFu thought, then his lips parted.
He said, "There are two ways to fight the ego. You can forcefully enter the weapon with your mind using soul techniques. The easiest way would be to find shamans, but I don't know whether we can find them here. Hmpf. If not shaman, then any other race that uses soul techniques should suffice for me."
"The second way?" Yumi asked.
"The second way is to bring the weapon to its home. This Emperor Shi's Empire would be the place, probably. It's to find the roots and use them against the ego," KongFu replied.
Yumi nodded and thanked this monke for his wisdom.
Within her, Yumi already knew that the first method would be the only way for the Excalibur. It was a replica, so it could be literally made everywhere and Dragon Slayers... were too rare. They were probably somewhere in another leaf!
Maybe that Brotherhood Guild's quest would help her, but Yumi didn't plan to have fun with them yet.
For Michu, the two ways should work. It was just a matter of research and their luck.
As their talk shifted to Momo's unique body, Michu learned that he could deal with poisons pretty well too!
He just needed to find it coursing through his body and gather it at one point!
Maybe he would be able to do the same feat as Yumi and just spit it out loud?
"Or maybe just urinate," KongFu jested from the side, but no slap came this time.
It would hurt Momo if anyone did a slap and her ability to just easily erase any dangerous liquids in such a way still amazed the monke. Thus, the party replenished their stats with potions, then faced another door.
By going through it, they would enter another dungeon room and deal with another kind of poison!
"Let's do it!" Michu grasped the knob, then entered the jungle world.
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