I Will Be The Monkey God! Chapter 139
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Chapter 139: Michu's Banana Farm expands with the help of his farmer friends.
"This is my plan for the banana farm! I want it to be the biggest!" Michu laughed.
The banana farm would be like the banana kingdom, stretching out its bananas toward the popular Mountain in the vicinity.
This mountain was Lord Fabian's main source of income.
A lot of new miners were coming here daily.
Since it had been occupied by the monster for a while, many new ores respawned and even new kinds had appeared. Moreover, the number of ores was raised due to the same cause.
All cleaned by Lil Monke, Michu lessened Lord Fabian's burden and helped him with his golden banana business.
After all, Michu had to pay taxes for the money he received from his bananas.
Lord Fabian got some hefty sum, but that was only after he reminded Michu about his duties. It wasn't weird for the monke to forget about taxes in the game.
His girlfriend also bet on the possibility of Lord Fabian forgetting about those.
Alas, money was and would ever be one of the highest priorities in life.
"Hehe! We can help! The bananas from you should raise our farming skills faster!" The farmers laughed in tandem.
Roland, the village boy, added, "But taking care just of bananas can get boring! After we finish planting new banana herbs, we should take turns and just follow some kind of schedule." He crossed his arms and nodded a few times as if content with his words.
Everyone agreed with him, but the schedule could wait!
It was the banana farm of their good friend and player who had the title the Banana Master!
It was the title that made Michu's Nourishing Water skill bring out more bananas from his herbs!
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But all farmers in the vicinity could rely on this title!
"Awesome! With Master Michu's title and his unique bananas, our proficiency in farming skills goes higher than usual!" The older players giggled like brats!
Since half of them tended to take care of already established herbs, the other half turned their eyes to them and asked to change places!
"Just take turns..." Roland shrugged, "And who was the one to introduce turns? Me! Ah, I am a farmer, flesh and blood."
"Shut up, a village boy. You act as if you never took turns and invented this idea."
"Ah? City Guy! Of course, it would be you. Mad that I always choose you to deal with my bank problems? Heh!"
"How many bananas have you gathered?"
"74 as of now."
City guy scoffed, "102."
"..."
These two glanced at each other, inhaled so deeply that their chest puffed, then rushed at the banana herbs!
Others whispered that these two were worse than kids, but that challenging drive made them gather the most bananas out of everyone!
But using skills and moving around gobbled a lot of mana and stamina.
It was where Yumi and Momo stepped in.
Both carried a lot of banana sandwiches and cakes.
Those were Momo's specialties as of now!
Michu's ladies hadn't forgotten to fetch out some water as this was probably more coveted than food!
Either way, water and Momo's dishes brought immense regenerative stats!
"How beautiful and caring! Our Friend Michu is so lucky!" Older ladies happily chatted and looked forward to Yumi's flustered reaction or at least that was what they imagined her to react.
Yumi's cheeks blushed faintly and she replied, "Thank you very much. I am glad my Michu's second class quests happened in your company. He must've had a lot of fun and help surrounded by such kind-hearted friends."
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The ladies blushed and loudly laughed to divert attention somewhere else.
At the same time, Roland munched together with City Guy, "Isn't it hot lately? Why does she wear robes?"
"That's NPC. She must have her reasons," Mark replied, then emptied the bottle of water.
Michu was mostly together with these two as they had met in real life once. He glanced at Momo who was next to him and slowly took off her hoodie.
Although Momo's heart skipped a beat, she didn't refuse him and revealed her pretty face.
She was a princess that didn't have any experience, but her face exuded mature air and beauty.
Of course, that was until her lips parted.
This succubus could get even more lively than Lil Monke sometimes!
But Momo took a silent approach and looked at Michu while holding his clothes with her little hands.
Michu smiled and said, "It pains me that you have to hide, Momo. Everyone is my friend here and I am also here to stop them if they say something rude!"
The biggest worry was that this friendly and lively meeting would turn into a fiesta with males going mad over her. Momo believed it would begin as soon as her hoodie fell off, but Roland and Mark munched without saying anything.
They appreciated the beautiful NPC before their eyes, "If she were born in our world, she wouldn't need to work at all."
"The game knows how to make beauty, I get you."
They felt a weird feeling swelling within their hearts.
It was like confusion, but these two didn't think much of this confusion. Rather than it, they focused on how cute Momo was as she tried to hide behind Michu and be the least burden possible.
At the same time, Momo inwardly whispered, 'They are confused? Is my charm weakening... But that would mean...' Momo shifted her eyes to Michu who was relieved that Momo could at least keep her face exposed!
Her heart trembled and she avoided his gaze.
A few minutes later, KongFu jumped off the tree.
He landed before Michu and his eyes widened.
[KongFu has passed you 'Lesser Banana Skill.]
"Oh, it works." The old god chuckled and sat down in his baby form! "I wish I could drink some booze for all this hard work!"
"Booze? You meant milk." Roland narrowed his eyes while Mark burst out laughing.
"Hah?" KongFu went back onto his legs and glared at Roland.
The Monkey God's monologue began. "I am older than ten or even more of your generation!"
It was pretty loud, so Michu couldn't bother to listen to it.
Details omitted.
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