I Will Be The Monkey God! Chapter 165
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Chapter 165: BANANA HELL
The Banana Sorcerer was born!
He wouldn't let anyone take away his banana farm!
It was his land, his friends, and his memories!
[Emperor Shi's staff is content with your desire.]
[Emperor Shi's staff stats have shifted to the INT and MANA.]
Michu's weapon didn't accept him, but it was content with this development! It changed its staff to increase its sorcerer abilities. Its design was that of white-yellow magician staff!
The sudden change didn't kick Michu out of his flow...
He was happy with this change, but his face remained stern and ready for the slaughter! He kicked the tree and rose to the sky!
Once in the sky, the golden clouds appeared beneath his feet!
"Hehe! You can fly already! Let's have fun!" KongFu was excited as well!
As Michu's staff went up, he said, "The Banana Cannon!"
His whole farm shook with this skill!
It wasn't just the bananas from his inventory, but every banana herb that had bananas shook with this skill.
More than half of Michu's mana disappeared.
But that was because he also evolved the bananas and made them tough.
The evolved bananas were the best ammo for the monke!
"GO!" Michu shouted.
And in an instant, all his bananas shot.
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"This land is so weak... And there are just bananas, and some trash players," The player from the high heaven guild commented.
He nonchalantly pointed his glove at the banana tree and let out flames.
This glove was made out of the lizard's head. It completely covered the player's hand and even parted its jaws as if alive to let out flames.
The flames from this glove spread like wildfire, and it was harder to put them out.
"Because this land belongs to Lil Monke... Isn't he around level 100? He doesn't have a guild, and he just lacks any support or money... But I wish I also could have my own land... How lucky." Another player shrugged.
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All of them believed in their boss' version of Venomous.
For them, she was a killer. The ruthless and merciless woman that used others for her gain!
Of course, they weren't hectic believers, and they just did it out of convenience...
It was just convenient to believe in that version in their guild...
If they didn't, they would not get such a quest, or they would even be kicked away from the guild.
Some people asked the boss, and he kicked them the other day!
"It's an easy quest, and we will get a nice reward for it, so let's get going!" Everyone raised their lizard gloves and poured flames on Michu's territory!
His friends evacuated, and soldiers used the hidden routes for their escape.
The High Heaven Guild didn't face any enemies, and they were pretty much chilling here! However, the banana herbs suddenly shook!
The flames stopped as if some kind of barrier appeared on those.
"What is going on? Did he put some land skill here?" The quest was to destroy all bananas, so it was a bother for them.
But before the players moved to check, the bananas shot up hurtled against them!
"Hah? AHHH!" The player's face sank after the first banana hit him!
That was a hard one!
And more and more tough bananas poured onto the players.
They rained at them and took them by surprise! Before players changed their lizard gloves for their weapons, Michu's Banana Rain severely chunked them down! Their HP was around half, and that was already a shocker!
Weren't they all around level 145?
How could one skill hurt them so much?!
"Get rid of those bananas!" The players shouted in tandem.
Those with close combat weapons formed the circle around the mages and defended against bananas by cutting them down.
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The mages channeled their mana and formed the flames.
Their efforts turned out to be good.
But Michu's quantity was much better!
"You gangsters! Yumi's father sent you?!" On his golden cloud, Michu shouted from the sky!
The players glanced at him with a mix of hatred and jealousy, "Fuck, I want to fly too."
"Shut up! And you! Come down..." The banana slapped the leader... "Come down, for fucks sake!" It was a kinda shameful slap.
The players couldn't see the end of Michu's banana rain!
Michu glanced at his guardian tree!
It was slowly growing up, but this guardian tree also reached out for him!
Michu used his banana sorcery on it, and it rose to tremendous heights!
"This is an Epic grade guardian! Hehe!" Michu was content with his guardian tree!
He raised his staff and whispered, "Monkey God's Bonk!"
Amidst the raining bananas, Michu's guardian extended its branches and sent those to slap the gangsters!
Their level and equipment allowed them to keep going, so Michu could only add more techniques and eventually descend himself.
With additional branches, the players faced another hassle, and their lives were at stake!
"Attack him! Mages!" The leader said.
After some time, the mages sent their skills to Michu!
But he just said, "I can fly!" And he rose higher in the sky!
"Arghhh!"
The lack of some firepower caused more harm to their formation, and it did nothing against Michu!
[You have no mana.]
"Ah." Michu's mana consumption was just too high.
He fell from the sky, and his banana rain stopped!
"BANANA HELL STOPPED! FIND HIM!" The players more or less could see where Michu landed!
But on their path, the snake appeared.
Her slit eyes were wide and brimmed with hatred.
"Venomous. Is she already level 120? How fucking-" The player bared their weapons as Venomous wasn't alone!
She had a proper party with herself from The Sword Mistress' Amazon Guild!
"Michu chunked them down well. Let's end them together," Venomous said to her friends, and they all exclaimed in response.
Faced with all those women, the High Heaven Guild sneered, and the second round began!
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Michu filled his mouth with potions and Momo's cooking not too far away from the second round!
His mana regenerated fast, and he would join them soon!
Because Momo's magic grew higher, her cooking was also better!
Therefore, his return will be fast!
And that was something the High Heaven Guild wouldn't expect!
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