Phoenix Phire Chapter 567
Advertisement
Gideon covered his face when he stepped through the Breach; he could feel the Inferno Leader staring at him. "Don't even say it."
"Say what?" Nix laughed aloud. "That you're fucking awkward when it comes to talking to women?"
Gideon sighed loudly. "This didn't start out as my character."
"Really?" Nix had taken them to the stall where Midnight was being kept. He opened the stall gate and slipped a lead over her head. "Come on, time to make a new friend."
Gideon watched as Nix led the Demon horse to a large four-railed corral. A few hay bales and a large watering trough took up one small corner of the rectangular structure. "My brother started playing while I was in college. When his business started to grow, I sorta took the Gideon character over."
Nix closed the corral gate and removed the lead from Nightmare. "And now Gideon is so awesome; you don't want to start over?"
Gideon nodded and slipped on her 'Mai' ring. "This works good enough. Remember when I mentioned heading into Virtuna?"
Nix nodded. "Baseball and partying, if I remember right."
"Is tomorrow going to work? I know it's short notice. While we were in the Bone Fortress, the World Series snuck up on us. It's tied at three games each!"
Nix held up a hand to halt the conversation. "Don't tell me who's playing! Can we change the venue to Vasai Virtual?"
"Fancy, but I don't have Vasai." Gideon smiled slyly. "I suppose you do?"
Nix nodded. "I'll send you my Vasai ID so that you can invite your friends."
"It will only be my college roommate Yams, my brother, and his wife."
"I'm bringing Pon, Semmi, and a childhood friend." Nix accessed his inventory.
[Token: Skeleton Mount]
Activate Token?
"Yes."
A moment later, a large skeleton horse appeared in front of him; its eyes were as dark as coal. At seventeen hands, it was a bit taller than Nightmare, it's front and back legs well proportioned.
Gideon gawked at the bone mount. "That thing is way bigger than mine!"
Nix moved closer, suddenly a bit disappointed that it was a skeletal mount. "He's about the size of Flash. Better keep them separated." He placed a hand on the horse's head while Nightmare investigated with a curious nose. The skeleton stomped a forefoot in warning, causing the mare to back away. "Hey... Make friends! Let's see what the details are."
Barnabus: Skeletal Stallion
Description: Barnabus was the mount of the Lich King, Blood Maw. It disappeared
shortly after its owner was slain by the Tautius, the Great King.
Advertisement
Immune to Fire
Endless Stamina
The sound of Gideon's laugh made Nix turn around. "What's so funny?"
"They can't mate, Nix. The Bone horse has no..."
"Bone?" Nix smiled slightly but left the two horses in the corral and headed toward the gate. "I wouldn't put money against it."
Gideon slipped off his 'Mai' ring and fell in step beside Nix. "How are we going to start an Offensive against so many at once?"
Nix shrugged. "No shop talk. We're resting and relaxing, but the easy answer is; we kick one ass at a time until all the asses are kicked."
"Catchy." Gideon turned at the slight motion just inside her peripheral vision. "Looks like my guys are here."
Nix turned at the sight of Paco, Roto, and Jiggs walking toward them. He immediately shifted into his Basilisk form.
Jigg's round face widened in a grin. "That basilisk form is bad-ass."
Roto nodded in agreement. "Hey, Gid. Where's Nebs?"
The Basilisk's yellow eyes stared at the group. "Which one of you statues is responsible for my engagement to Raine?"
Roto pointed at Jiggs. "That guy!"
Paco made a gesture toward the Pathfinder scout. "Yep, it was Jiggs."
Gideon nodded in agreement. "Sure as shit."
Nix has activated [Petrify].
Jiggs has been petrified.
Nix shifted back into his human form. "Want me to open a breach back to North Haven?"
Gideon nodded; he was struggling not to laugh at the expression of terror on the statue's face. "Yes, please."
Both Paco and Roto were nodding in unison, glad to be leaving the vicinity of the Inferno Leader.
Nix opened a breach to North Haven and then waited until they exited before turning toward the statue. "Everyone likes a jokester." Nix patted the scout's rock-hard head. "Just hang out here for a bit; we'll talk later."
When he entered his Ranch house a few minutes later, Semmi and Shae were sitting on the couch talking while Pon sat at the kitchen island enjoying his beer. "Pon!"
The old man looked up from his beer when Nix called his name. "Hyai left you a lunch-box in the fridge. She went off with Min, Fajii, and Nansu."
Nix shrugged and made a bee-line for the fridge. "Want to head to Vasai Virtual tomorrow? Game seven of the World Series." He deliberately spoke louder than necessary so that Shae would overhear.
Pon glanced over to where Semmi and Shae were sitting; they had definitely heard Nix. "Same people as before?"
Nix nodded. "Hopefully, the four of us and then Gideon and his buddies."
Advertisement
Pon held up his beer in salute. "Fucking Awesome."
******************
After letting his NPC friends know that he was taking Pon and Semmi back to the Bone Fortress to reconfigure the 'Rule of War,' the three of them Breached into the empty Bone Fortress and promptly logged off.
/Logging Off: Colonial: Nix
Nix found himself back in the now-familiar white room.
[User: Henry Jones]
Please choose from the available options.
[Vasai Virtual] [Virtuna]
"Vasai Virtual, please, send Hara, Pon, and Semmi an invitation to join me."
Understood, accessing your Colonial Friend's list, three invitations have been sent.
[Logging you into Vasai Virtual]
A Special Event Listing has been made available for you. Do you wish to view it?
"Yes."
[World Series: Box Seats]
Nix clapped his hands together. "Let's do it!"
[Welcome to Game 7 of the World Series featuring a match-up between the Atlanta Braves and the New York Yankees.]
[Pick your team!]
"Braves."
The quiet room vanished around Nix, only to be replaced with the roar of a large crowd and the smell of popcorn and pretzels. The room consisted of two rows of very comfortable look recliner chairs overlooking centerfield. Along the back of the room was a long bar. Each wall had two large screens that offered viewpoints from both the right and left fields.
"Holy crap." Nix noticed that he was wearing an Atlanta Braves jersey and hat. "Shit just got real."
[Four of your expected party members have arrived: Mai, Yamica, Kenji, and Suzie.]
Mai grinned when she saw Nix; she and her three friends were wearing Yankee jerseys. "Everyone, this is... What shall we call you here?"
"My name is Henry, but Nix is fine. I don't want to confuse anyone." Nix shook hands with Kenji, Mai's younger brother.
A dark-haired woman with a smirk on her face offered Nix her hand. "I'm Yams; we've met in Colonial a few times. I run Mid-Tier Salamander."
Nix shook the offered hand. "Necromancer? I remember."
Yams nodded. "Did you enjoy taking Salamander's Parliament votes?"
"Sure," Nix admitted.
Mai caught his attention and pointed to a young woman with light brown hair and lots of freckles. "This wonderful girl is my sister-in-law, Suzan."
"Just call me Suzie, Nix."
[Three of your expected party members have arrived: Pon, Hara, and Semmi]
Nix felt a moment of dread. Since Gideon and Yams were both part of Salamander, they would certainly recognize Hara. He let out a sigh of relief a moment later when he spotted the redhead. She had taken a few minutes to alter her virtual avatar slightly. Nix could still see some resemblance, but it wasn't enough to make a point of.
"Boo!" Mai booed the newcomers; all three were wearing Brave jerseys. "Nice to see you guys again."
Semmi flashed a bright smile. "Yankee fans?"
Mai nodded. "Looks like we're split evenly."
Pon returned from the bar with a tray filled with empty shot glasses and a bottle of Jose Cuervo. "My two favorite teams are playing!"
Mai stuck out her tongue at the Texan when he handed shots to his friends. "Really?"
"Yep. The Braves and whoever is playing the fucking Yankees."
Nix clinked his glass against the one Pon was carrying. "A beautiful sentiment. Mai, this is Sahara, an old friend of mine."
"Hara is fine." The redhead shook the Asian girl's hand while Nix finished making introductions. "Let's get some lime for our friend Jose."
Mai followed Hara to the long bar and grabbed a few salt shakers while the redhead pulled a plate of limes from the mini-fridge.
Semmi took the tray from Pon and started handing out drinks; the game hadn't started yet. "Want to play a mixer game?"
Pon shook his head immediately. "No! No!"
Semmi ignored Pon's protests. "Ignore him; he's from Texas. Nothing too embarrassing, just sit next to someone you don't know and ask each other three questions. We'll rotate every three minutes. A shot every time you switch."
"I'm in." Nix took a seat in the first row and looked to his right. "Hey, Yams."
Yam's gave him the stink eye. "Don't try the nice act!" She smiled suddenly and lowered her voice. "First question. I'm trapped in a small cave in Safaraza! Are you gonna get me out?"
Nix shook his head. "No way. You're fucked. My turn. Who snores louder, you or Mai?"
"Mai!" Yams grinned at him. "How'd you know she snores?"
"She fell asleep on my Virtuna couch during the Everspire patch." Nix glanced to his right where Hara was talking to Kenji; they were both laughing at something. "Why not unbank and join upper-tier Salamander?"
"I'm getting paid as a Guild Leader, unbanking means quitting my job." Yams pursed her lips while considering her last question. "Is Hara your girlfriend?"
"Sure," Nix admitted. "What's up with the dark make-up? Aren't you a bit old to be playing Goth?"
Yams shook her fist at him. "How old are you? I thought you'd be thirty-something!"
Nix thumbed his nose at her and stood up. "Your questions are up!"
Advertisement
- In Serial134 Chapters
Dungeon Crawler Darryl
In a flash, every human-erected construction on Earth--from Buckingham Palace to the tiniest of sheds to all the trucks and cars--collapses in a heap, sinking into the ground. The fruits of millenia of human progress, atomized and transformed into the dungeon: an 18-level labyrinth filled with traps, monsters, and loot. A dungeon so enormous, it circles the entire globe. Presented with impossible situations, dire straits, an empty promise of regaining their planet or the fame of intergalactical stardom, thirteen million of the remaining humans entered this dungeon. This death trap with glamorous gore and way too many bugs. Only a few of them truly matter, the top most popular crawlers such as the ill-pantsed Carl and his elegant mistress Princess Donut. This story isn't about such glorious people, however. This story focusses on one of the dregs overlooked by the masses as they try to cling on to their life. This is the story of Darryl and friends. Note: This is a Dungeon Crawler Carl fanfic. Please support and read the original, it's really good!
8 193 - In Serial11 Chapters
Beyond the Mists (Shuli Go Vol. 1)
Zhao Lian is a sheriff without a county. A member of an old magical order called the Shuli Go, she was raised to uphold the law and protect her fellow citizens. But after her order was disassembled, she was left with no choice but to wander in search of work for someone with her very particular set of skills. That wandering leads her to the town of Three Paths and an old associate who soon draws Lian into the biggest contract of her life. A foreign king, political rivalries, and the fate of a nation hang in the balance as she weighs the value of the law against that of her own life. The first in a series of short stories set in the Central Empire and its surrounding kingdoms: a magical early-modern world based on the history of China, Japan, and other East Asian countries.
8 80 - In Serial108 Chapters
The Toys of the Fool
Sequel to 'The Unfortunate Fool', 25 years; a century has passed in the world of Royal Road and things have changed quite a bit. The game now even more popular than before having several billions of users online at a time is at it's peak, the continent united as one as the Ahreupen Kingdom under the rule of Emperor Weed. In the mist of this, six new players have joined this game under the request of an old man to find his granddaughter who is hiding in this game with no return. Soon enough they catch the attention of a certain Independent Guild under the leadership of a certain person.
8 545 - In Serial101 Chapters
Tula at kaisipan
Magandang araw, Ginoo't Binibini! Ako si tori, isang kabataang may hilig sa pagsusulat ng mga tula at ng aking mga kaisipan. Sa kadahilanang ito ang aking hilig at ang nais iparating na emosyon ng aking mga tula. Hindi ako ganoon kagaling, ngunit ito ang simula ko. Alam kong sa mga darating na panahon ay mas magiging mahusay at matututo ako. Maraming salamat sa inyo! Kahilingan ko'y maipakita ninyo, angking kakayahan ninyo, kagaya ko! Ito ay mga tula at kaisipan na aking ginawa. Ang iba dito ay aking imhinasyon lamang, ang iba dito pinagawa ng ibang malapit na tao para saakin, at ang iba ay base sa aking mga karanasan.
8 234 - In Serial35 Chapters
YOU ARE MINE
In which a father sells her daughter to a Mafia kth support me.💜💜💜 "YOU ARE MINE "a ff about a rich man Kim taehyung, who owns his own gang and a loan shark company.He then falls madly in love with a daughter of one of his clients.Then y/n the girl who stole the mafia's heart gets sold by her father to taehyung.What will happen to the 19 years old virgin girl in the mansion of the mafia taehyung all alone........
8 121 - In Serial38 Chapters
Pureblood [ᴇᴅᴡᴀʀᴅ ᴄᴜʟʟᴇɴ]
Dumbledore is dead, the golden trio are planning on hunting horcruxes, and Aquila Callisto Black is sent to her muggle uncle, Charlie Swan, to hide and be as far away from her deranged relatives as possible. Her safety is paramount yet it is jeopardized by the presence of a bronze haired vampire and a very nosy and jealous cousin.
8 251

