I Might Be A Fake Cultivator Chapter 49
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Chapter 49: The Immortal Ambassadors Have Arrived!
Translator: Henyee Translations Editor: Henyee Translations
An Lin, Xu Xiaolan, and Xuanyuan Cheng spent a whole day enjoying themselves in the city.
Under the guidance of An Lin, they enjoyed themselves immensely and emptied all five wallets worth of money.
Huh? You want to ask where the wallets came from?
Once Xuanyuan Cheng released his divine sense, he could always find some ruffians who were looking to cause trouble.
Then, after carrying out justice, he would conveniently take some of their possessions. It was that simple!
The habit of pummelling monsters and stealing treasures had always been a tradition of the cultivation world.
After coming to the mortal world, it was needless to say that this great tradition also needed to be promoted. Don’t you think so?
An Lin and the others bought some fashionable clothes then elatedly ate some hot pot. Afterward, they went for a stroll.
It wasn’t until after 10 pm that they finally decided to create a bit of a stir.
Atop a skyscraper, three people stood facing the wind.
This area was very prosperous, and blinding neon lights flashed continuously. No one would take any notice of the three people standing above them.
“Come, please begin your performance!” An Lin looked toward Xu Xiaolan with a smile on his face.
Xu Xiaolan grinned and casually formed some hand seals.
Suddenly, the vital energy in the surroundings surged.
After a soft cry, it spread in all directions.
Immediately afterward, a fire phoenix ten feet in size charged toward the skies and exploded in the air.
Boom!
The explosion of flames was accompanied by a loud noise, and the sky within a radius of thirty feet was lit bright red.
On the ground, numerous people were attracted by the bright flames and loud noise. They lifted their heads and saw a shocking scene.
“Heavens, am I dreaming? Why is the sky on fire?!”
“It’s not simply on fire. Just then, I also saw a fiery bird flying toward the skies. That was what caused this sight!
“Keep bullsh*tting. Do you think it’s X-Man from the Marvels coming here to fight? What fire phoenix?!”
“But what’s with the flames in the sky? That’s so supernatural!”
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Not many people saw the fire phoenix flying into the sky as it happened too quickly.
However, many people witnessed the flames spreading throughout the sky. Some people who reacted quickly even took out their phones and snapped some pictures which they then uploaded onto their newsfeed.
In no time, the news had reached everyone’s newsfeed.
Although a lot of people believed that the pictures were photoshopped, this didn’t stop the pictures from being frantically shared around. After all, these pictures were way too realistic!
Seeing that their goal had been achieved, Xuanyuan Cheng took out a spell formation which could cause the vital energy around them to fluctuate.
Any cultivator with a decent cultivation base would be able to follow the fluctuations of the vital energy and find them here.
Sure enough, after about half an hour, there was movement downstairs.
Around seven or eight people had come, and their average cultivation base was around the Fifth Stage Dao Body. On Earth, this strength could already be considered as quite good.
A slender girl with long hair and wearing black clothes stepped out from between them.
Her cultivation base was not bad and she had already reached the Seventh Stage Dao Body.
She appeared to be the leader of the group. Although she looked confused after seeing An Lin and the others, she remained very calm and composed. “I am Huang Shanshan, the leader of the second team at the National Special Operations Department. May I know why you are casting such large-scale immortal spells?”
“You’re Huang Shanshan?” An Lin’s contact for this mission was Huang Shanshan. When he heard this name, he immediately took a badge out from his storage ring. “We’re ambassadors from the Heavenly Court.”
Seeing the familiar badge, Huang Shanshan had no more doubts. “Oh, it’s the immortal ambassadors. Forgive us for our poor welcome!” She saluted respectfully in apology.
After saying this, the people behind her also saluted, and their actions were very synchronized.
As to why An Lin and his team appeared here instead of Baiyun Temple, Huang Shanshan didn’t look like she was going to ask them. Instead, she immediately organized their housing and other basic needs.
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This made Xuanyuan Cheng and the others think more highly of her.
If the immortal ambassadors were willing to actively release immortal spells and have her locate them, it represented that they must have landed in the wrong location.
She was able to infer all of this in her mind.
What was impressive was the fact that she didn’t reveal any desire of wanting to delve into the cause of this and was only doing her part to the best of her ability. Judging from this, this girl was very bright and capable.
Huang Shanshan handed each of them a bank card.
There was one billion yuan in each of the cards, and they could use the money however they pleased.
When they had no money left on the card, they could notify her and she would immediately help deposit more money.
The immortal ambassadors were here to help slay demons, thus, they would definitely not allow such little trifles to get in the way and restrict their activity.
Regarding these mortal things, Xuanyuan Cheng was indifferent as he put them into his storage ring.
Contrary to his reaction, Xu Xiaolan’s eyes brightened. After enjoying herself for a full day, she had only spent a few thousand yuan. Thus, she knew that this one billion was a humongous amount!
To any girl, being able to buy as many things as they desired was a very delightful thing.
An Lin was also satisfied as he took the card.
He was definitely going to become the daigou king!
Huang Shanshan led An Lin and the others to Crowne Plaza Chengdu. This was a five-star hotel and was owned by the Zheng family, the largest clan in the southwest.
The head of the Zheng family, Zheng Hongyi, was already waiting for An Lin and the others at the entrance of the hotel.
Being the head of the largest clan in the Southwest, he had the right to know some secrets. It was also because of this that he was very respectful to An Lin and the others and didn’t dare neglect them.
“Esteemed immortal ambassadors, in the presidential suite, I have prepared all the electronic equipment and daily necessities you may need for your activities in the mortal world. If there’s anything else you need, just tell Little Zheng. Little Zheng will do his utter best to meet your demands!” Zheng Hongyi tucked in his large belly and bowed slightly, an obsequious smile on his face.
An Lin felt a bit uncomfortable with a forty-five-year-old man constantly referring to himself as Little Zheng.
However, after hearing the name Zheng Hongyi, another name suddenly flashed through his mind.
“Little Zheng, do you know someone called Zheng Hongbang?” An Lin saw that they looked quite similar, so he asked this question.
Zheng Hongyi became worked up when he heard this. “Yes, I know him. He’s my cousin!”
An Lin’s eyes lit up upon hearing this. “Oh, so that’s how it is. Today we accidentally tore your cousin’s car apart. I have a debit card here. Why don’t you transfer some money to him and help get your cousin a nice car?”
Even being the well-traveled and knowledgable person that he was, Zheng Hongyi was still startled by An Lin’s words.
Holy sh*t! These immortal ambassadors can rip cars apart?!
Zheng Hongyi recovered quickly. “My cousin wanted to buy a new car ages ago and wanted to get rid of that car since quite a while back. I can’t even thank you quickly enough for tearing it apart, how could I take your money?!”
Hearing this, An Lin knew that Zheng Hongyi didn’t want to take the money. Thus, he could only take his card back in annoyance.
At this moment, Zheng Hongyi smiled obsequiously and said, “If the immortal ambassadors like to rip cars apart, then how about I organize one hundred cars for you guys to tear apart tomorrow?
“Don’t worry! Whatever type of car you want to tear apart, I have it!” Zheng Hongyi patted his chest and promised.
“Pffft!” Xu Xiaolan laughed uncontrollably upon hearing this.
An Lin waved his hand awkwardly, gesturing that he didn’t need to go to such trouble.
As for the main culprit, Xuanyuan Cheng, his handsome face blushed slightly, and he turned his head away in embarrassment…
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