I Might Be A Fake Cultivator Chapter 90
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Chapter 90: Army of Beautiful Women
Translator: Henyee Translations Editor: Henyee Translations
Within the White Bone Realm, the sky was grey and murky.
The lighting within the mystic realm was dim and gloomy, just like the rest of the entire region.
A burst of light flashed past, and An Lin and Xu Xiaolan descended into the White Bone Realm.
A look of surprise appeared in An Lin’s eyes as he looked at the white bones around him.
Most of these were human bones, with some others being skeletons of unknown beasts.
Skeletons and other remains were strewn all across the floor, producing a scene which appeared especially spectacular.
“This place is deathly still, there’s no other life here.” An Lin looked around in confusion.
The black ground was littered with white bones, and the entire place seemed stagnant and dead. There were no living beings in sight.
“Still, don’t be careless,” Xu Xiaolan said cautiously, “Teacher Yue Ying said that this spell formation hasn’t been cleaned out for a long time. There should be quite a lot of monstrosities gathered here.” She had already drawn her sword.
An Lin nodded and was on full alert as he walked forward.
The White Bone Realm wasn’t all that large, with an area of just two square kilometers.
As the two of them walked through the White Bone Realm, it appeared as if the surrounding environment was also changing.
Wisps of black mist rose from the floor, and this had An Lin and Xu Xiaolan on high alert.
Suddenly, a human skeleton walked out from the black mist directly in front on An Lin.
This skeleton walked toward An Lin in an alluring manner, its left hand on its hips and its buttocks slightly raised. It tilted its head and asked in a soft and intimate voice, “Sir, is this servant beautiful?”
An Lin: “…”
Xu Xiaolan: “…”
Seeing the strange expression on their faces, the skeleton looked down toward its own body uncertainly.
Then, it turned around speechlessly and walked back into the black mist.
Three seconds later, a seductive woman who was dressed revealingly walked out of the black mist.
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She provocatively caressed her breasts and licked her scarlet lips. “Sir, is this servant beautiful?”
An Lin: “…”
Xu Xiaolan: “…”
If it was this beauty, not the skeleton, who came out first, then perhaps their reactions would have been a bit more positive.
Now, however…
An Lin didn’t hesitate for a second and instantly threw a Mountain Quaking Fist!
Boom!
The gigantic golden fist smashed into the beautiful lady, beating her back into her original form as a skeleton.
The black mist in front of An Lin also started dissipating with the destruction of the skeleton.
“Perhaps we need to exterminate all the skeletons within the black mist before we can unlock the passage of this mystic realm.” Watching the black mist vanish, there was a look of realization on An Lin’s face.
Xu Xiaolan nodded in agreement. However, she knitted her eyebrows and scowled, “Just on a visual estimate, these wisps of black mist number in the hundreds. Not only is it time-consuming if we destroy them one by one, but it’s also extremely taxing on our energy.”
An Lin thought about this for a moment. Then, his eyes lit up. “Come on, let’s go do an experiment first!”
Saying this, he ran up to another wisp of black mist.
Sure enough, another sultry beauty walked out of the black mist and started teasing him.
Seeing this beauty, An Lin instantly turned around and started running away.
“Aww, don’t leave sir!” Seeing him run away, the beauty was extremely concerned. She started to give chase and chilly blades of light flashed across her fingertips.
“Xiaolan, I’ll do a lap around this White Bone Realm and draw all of the skeletons over!
“You stay here and prepare an immortal spell of mass destruction!”
An Lin shouted toward Xu Xiaolan as he was being chased by the beauty, and he ran toward another wisp of black mist.
“M-hm… this is a great idea! It’s time-saving and energy-efficient!”
There was a glimmer in Xu Xiaolan’s eyes, and she instantly started preparing a flame spell.
Every time An Lin neared a wisp of black mist, a beauty would run out and start chasing after him.
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The appearance of these beauties all looked very similar.
Glancing backward, it was as if a bunch of Korean beauties was chasing after him. Even what they shouted was the same: “Aww, don’t leave sir!”
Of course, amidst this army of beauties, there were some skeletons who failed in their transformation.
These skeletons also cried seductively, “Aww, don’t leave sir!”
Seeing this, An Lin’s skin crawled with goosebumps.
Sh*t! Don’t these retarded skeletons look in the mirror before trying to seduce people?!
An Lin was almost finished running a lap around the White Bone Realm and an army consisting of hundreds of beautiful women had already converged behind him.
Crackling and snapping noises sounded as they trampled across the bone-strewn floor, and it sounded alarming, like the crashing of torrential rain.
As there were too many skeletons shouting it, the seductive cry of ‘aww, don’t leave sir!’ had already become a monstrous roar and lost all of its allure. In fact, it was beginning to sound a little frightening.
Elsewhere, Xu Xiaolan had already finished preparing her flame spell formation.
She had even used her sword to etch out a circle on the ground, signifying the range of the spell formation.
An Lin glanced backward. Seeing that none of the beautiful ladies were lagging behind, he breathed a sigh of relief. However, there was also a slight hint of disappointment.
Being chased by an army of beauties was actually quite a unique experience for him.
Because… this was the first time he had been chased by so many beautiful ladies.
Although he knew that they were fake, he still felt fairly jubilant.
Once the entire army of beauties was within the circle, An Lin instantly accelerated and dashed out of the spell formation.
Then, he turned around and glanced at the chasing army.
There was a golden glint in his eyes at this moment, and a supreme might fluctuated outwards.
Instantly, over half of the beauties collapsed to the ground, unable to maintain their footing.
Even the beauties who were exuding a strong aura faltered for a second.
At the same time, Xu Xiaolan formed a hand seal, and the ground encircled within the flame spell formation became blistering hot.
A moment later, a soaring column of flames burst from the scorching floor.
Boom!
The searing flames enveloped all of the beauties within the spell formation.
Within the flame spell formation, the beauties all reverted back to their original appearances.
The skeletons screeched miserably, and they collapsed one after another.
The flames gradually died down and vanished. The army of beauties had already turned back into white bones, and these were now scattered on the floor, black smoke rising from them.
At the same time, the wisps of black mist within the White Bone Realm all started to dissipate.
“Mission accomplished!” Xu Xiaolan’s face was a little pale as she walked toward An Lin.
Evidently, the spell formation just then had taken quite a toll on her.
“We’ve already exterminated all the monstrosities,” An Lin said as he looked around, “the passage toward the Convergence Realm should appear anytime now.”
Earth Immortal Yue Ying had told them that once they cleared out the White Bone Realm, the passage leading toward the Convergence Realm would appear.
It was a one-way passage and would only allow one to pass from the White Bone Realm into the Convergence Realm.
All An Lin and Xu Xiaolan needed to do was wait at the entrance of the passage. Once Earth Immortal Yue Ying dealt with all the enemies in the Convergence Realm, she would notify for them to enter through a spirit seal.
Suddenly, the earth started to tremor, and a gigantic white door started to appear in the White Bone Realm.
Within the door was a pure white glow and it was impossible to see what was inside.
This was probably the passage linking the two mystic realms.
“Let’s go, we’ll wait at the entrance of the passage,” An Lin said.
Tap, tap…
Suddenly, footsteps could be heard coming from within the door.
“Be careful! Something’s coming over from the passageway!” There was a serious expression on Xu Xiaolan’s face as she looked toward the door.
An Lin was also startled, and his entire body tensed up.
Isn’t this a one-way passage? Why is there something walking over?
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