I Might Be A Fake Cultivator Chapter 307
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Chapter 307: To Kiss or Not to Kiss
Translator: Henyee Translations Editor: Henyee Translations
“F*ck off, you perverted dog! How could you get a nosebleed from a zombie? Get out of here, I don’t have any beast pets as disgraceful as you!”
An Lin felt a surge of rage as he looked at the bleeding Da Bai.
This was supposed to be his flashy entrance, but it was ruined by Da Bai; how could he not be angry?!
An enraged expression appeared on Zombie Goddess’ face after being pinned down in such an embarrassing manner.
“Piss off!”
She roared as blue mist radiated from her body, knocking An Lin and Da Bai into the air.
“Da Bai, you take care of those two golden zombie puppets, I’ll take care of the woman!”
An Lin delegated roles as he whipped out his Evil-Slaying Sword.
Da Bai looked wistfully at the sexy female zombie. Her seductive features, her busty chest, her thin waist coupled with her plump backside, and those sexy long legs to top it all off… He had seen a few hundred nude beauties the night before, but none of them were as sexy as this one.
He swallowed audibly with a longing gaze. “Big Brother An… can we swap?”
“… Swap my arse, can you beat a Soul Formation Stage zombie?” An Lin immediately snapped at Da Bai’s wretched display, “Stop being a disgrace, are you not ashamed of yourself?”
“Oh…” Da Bai flew dejectedly toward An Mingchuan and landed beside Cheng Ying before wiping the blood from his nose.
The Zombie Goddess stood up and glowered at An Lin with rage. “How dare you embarrass me like this, I’ll be sure to torture you until you wish you’d never been born.”
A light blue mist began to hover around her body as she spoke.
The mist contained the power of extreme cold, causing the air around her to congeal and a layer of frost to appear on the surrounding trees. The team members closest to her couldn’t help but shiver from the drastically lowered temperatures.
“Ding Dong!”
Right at this moment, the system suddenly flashed in An Lin’s mind.
The Special Missions tab was flashing again with a golden light.
He opened the tab without hesitation and scanned the contents of the mission.
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“Detected that host is in close proximity to the Mist of Extreme Cold, now assigning the mission below:
“Absorb the Mist of Extreme Cold from the Zombie Goddess via mouth to mouth absorption.
“Mission Success: receive stage one of the Yin God cultivation method.
“Mission Failure: Become frozen solid for three days.
“Note: the time limit for completing this mission is one hour, the Yin God cultivation method is extremely rare and powerful, please value this opportunity.”
An Lin: “…”
He didn’t even have the words to complain after seeing this special mission.
A cultivation method from the Yin Yang series that he had long sought after had finally appeared. But should he really be happy about this opportunity?
The f*cking condition was that he had to kiss her! Sure, the Zombie Goddess was pretty hot, but to actually kiss her?
Would she get pregnant from a kiss?
An Lin’s chest tightened in conflict as he looked at the Zombie Goddess in front of him, who was clearly thirsting for his blood.
“Yin Soul-Locking Sword!”
The Zombie Goddess grasped the air, and a light blue sword materialized in her hand.
In that instant, it was like everything between heaven and earth had been frozen solid, only the Zombie Goddess herself was just as fast as ever. She charged toward An Lin, and the sword in her hand slashed down toward him with the anguished screeches of countless zombies and ghosts.
An Lin came to his senses and managed to parry the attack through the basic techniques of the Six Strikes of the War God.
Boom!
The ground crumbled beneath them and an extremely cold gale radiated outwards, freezing all the plants in a five hundred meter radius solid!
Cheng Ying used his crimson fire saber to defend against the residual power of the attack, but even he was knocked back a few steps by the power of extreme cold as his body shivered uncontrollably.
“Big Brother An, do you think Senior An Lin can defeat the Zombie Goddess?” Lu Xue clenched her fists tightly as she surveyed the battle before her intently while unintentionally sidling closer to An Mingchuan.
An Mingchuan couldn’t help but feel a bit peculiar at the fact that he was being referred to as a big brother, while his son was referred to as a senior. However, his confidence in his son had never wavered, and he immediately replied in consolation, “Don’t worry, didn’t my son tell us that he would kill our enemy even if our enemy is a god?”
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All the team members also had their eyes on An Lin. Although An Lin had swooped in to save them, they weren’t feeling any less nervous as they knew the outcome of this battle would decide whether they managed to survive or not.
An Lin seemed to be slowly falling to a disadvantage in his battle.
The Zombie Goddess slashed out a relentless stream of blue sword projections, each of them imbued with the power to freeze everything into ice. An Lin was only able to defend with his Evil-Slaying Sword and couldn’t initiate any attacks of his own.
The team members weren’t aware of An Lin’s true strength, and they all looked on nervously, thinking that the Zombie Goddess was forcing him into defense mode with her overwhelming power.
However, Da Bai was feeling quite perplexed as he battled the golden zombie puppets.
Da Bai was well aware of what An Lin was capable of. He knew that An Lin could basically just insta-kill the Zombie Goddess with one of the techniques from the Six Strikes of the War God, but just what was Big Brother An doing?
No one knew just what kind of f*cked up dilemma An Lin was in.
To kiss or not to kiss?
He looked closely at the Zombie Goddess to find that she had exquisite features and a smoking hot body. Her white skin was tinged with a bluish-black hue, clearly containing extremely and potent power of extreme cold.
“Hehehe… struggling to hold on? Let me put you out of your misery…” The Zombie Goddess poked out her tongue and licked her lips with relish as she swung her blue sword even more vigorously!
As her attacks became more vigorous, the Zombie Goddess’ slim waist also began to wiggle around faster and faster, resulting in the two snowy white blobs on her chest wobbling in all directions in a mesmerizing sight.
An Lin was finally unable to hold back and roared with rage. “B*tch! Don’t f*ck with me!’
His aura underwent a drastic change and streams of white wind suddenly appeared around his Evil-Slaying Sword. He lashed out in one quick lightning-fast motion and sliced the Yin Soul-Locking Sword technique cleanly down the middle.
The Zombie Goddess was extremely surprised that An Lin still had such a terrifying sword technique up his sleeve.
Before she had a chance to react, An Lin had already stabbed out with his sword once again.
The Evil-Slaying Sword pierced through the air and stabbed into her arm, causing blue blood to gush forth.
In the next instant, An Lin had already pounced on the Zombie Goddess and pinned her to the ground. He grabbed her wrists and also pinned them down as his chest squashed down on her soft, towering breasts.
All the team members widened their eyes in shock.
Da Bai who was just in the process of tearing off a golden zombie puppet’s head also turned to look at An Lin with his mouth hanging open.
The pose by which An Lin pinned her down was even raunchier then when he did it!
The Zombie Goddess’ pupils contracted as she stared blankly at the man on top of her.
F*ck it!
An Lin took a deep breath and recited his energy-absorption incantation in his mind. He lowered his head and gradually drew closer to the Zombie Goddess’ sexy lips.
Her lips were a little translucent and white; they appeared to be quite cool to the touch.
The Zombie Goddess’ mouth fell open slightly and a breath of cool air wafted into An Lin’s nose.
An Lin felt like her lips would have a similar sensation to jelly that had just been taken out of the fridge; cold with just a hint of sweetness.
But none of this was important. The important thing was, his lips were less than a centimeter away from hers!
All the team members stood rooted to the spot and stared blankly at the scene unfolding in front of them.
Lu Xue and Cheng Ying were also no exception. They were so shocked, they had forgotten how to breathe.
An Mingchuan had also transformed into a statue and Da Bai looked as if he had discovered a new continent.
Even the Zombie Goddess was completely dumbfounded and seemed to have forgotten how to move.
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