I Might Be A Fake Cultivator Chapter 659
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Chapter 659: The Conquest of God’s Spokesperson (First Part)
Translator: Henyee Translations Editor: Henyee Translations
Emmett was quite surprised by the recognition that appeared on Adam and Eve’s faces. “Father, Mother, you know God’s spokesperson?”
God’s spokesperson?
Adam and Eve exchanged astonished glances with one another.
“Oh? You still remember me?” An Lin looked at the two of them with a slight smile on his face.
“We do…” Adam turned to An Lin with a peculiar expression and said, “We had a very clear dream in which you and another woman had once held us.”
An Lin nodded upon hearing this.
Tina had also bestowed upon them a set of clothing each, which was exactly what they were wearing right now. The clothes were environmentally friendly and had superior defensive properties than the average protective spirit tool.
“Oh, right, tell me; am I more handsome or are you more handsome?” An Lin suddenly asked.
Adam and Eve faltered again, clearly unsure of why this mysterious man would ask them something like this.
However, Adam quickly thought back to a conversation with Eve from a long time ago, where they had discussed the possibility of those two people who had held them being their parents, following which Adam had rejected the notion by citing the notion that he was far more handsome than that man…
Adam was in shock. This man was definitely a god if he knew something like that!
“Of course you’re more handsome, Great Spokesperson! You are the most handsome and dashing person I have ever seen!” Adam praised him with a genuine expression.
“Hmm, so your beauty standards are correct after all. Make sure you don’t say the wrong things next time, or I might not be so lenient.” A dazzling smile appeared on An Lin’s face.
Eve: “…”
Emmett: “…”
After that, An Lin instructed Adam and Eve to gather at the palace with their nine children.
Adam and Eve had actually both acknowledged An Lin’s identity as God’s spokesperson, and they too had quite a few questions for An Lin.
Their nine children were also extremely respectful toward God’s spokesperson, and they did not dare to make An Lin wait.
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An Lin enjoyed the fruits produced in the Holy Orchard, which was the orchard that Tina had planted for Adam and Eve. The fruits had now developed to the point that their effects were almost comparable to some low-tier spirit fruits.
He and Tina were also working on a project to nurture immortal fruits. They had set up a plantation at a certain core location on the continent where vital energy as abundant as rain and the essence of the sun and the stars converged. It was an ideal location that could be referred to as the real holy land.
Tina didn’t dare to make large scale modifications to this world in fear of disrupting its natural development.
The holy land she had created was a place only she and An Lin knew about. After about a thousand years, there would definitely be an abundance of immortal fruit there that were ripe for picking…
An Lin took a bite of a Crimson Sun Fruit before asking, “You want to know where you came from?”
Adam and Eve nodded with scorching excitement in their eyes. This was a question that had bothered them for a long time.
“I’m your father,” An Lin said with a smile.
Adam and Eve trembled with incredulity as they muttered in unison, “Father…?”
Their nine children were also given quite a fright. Never would they have thought that God’s spokesperson would be their grandpa!
An Lin waved his hand with a cheeky expression. “Haha, it was just a joke to break the ice.”
Adam and Eve’s expressions faltered as negative emotions welled up in their hearts.
Their nine children were also fighting to suppress their anger.
An Lin chuckled awkwardly as the atmosphere became even colder. “Adam, Eve, you two are actually the first generation of humans who were nurtured by heaven and earth.
“I only came to this world with the manifestation of God in order to give you two your orientation.”
The ninth son, Seth, furrowed his brows in confusion. “That can’t be. Our history books recorded the activities of countless humans before us, including some who were extremely powerful immortals who could move mountains and drain the seas.”
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An Lin nodded with a smile. “Those people have all died, and that world has also perished. The world you currently inhabit is a brand new world, and this city is only a mirror of the original city from that perished world. As such, you are the first two generations of humans to be born into this world!”
Everyone’s expressions shifted upon hearing this.
Seth fell silent as his brows furrowed in deep thought. An Lin’s words explained why the world around Qi Lou City was completely different from what was recorded in the history books.
After that, An Lin gave them a crash course lesson on this world and answered every question aside from those concerning the identities of himself and Tina.
“God is going to be withdrawing the protection she had bestowed upon the human race up to this point. From this day forth, you are all going to have to face the world in its cruel entirety. I hope you can all grow quickly and rise to the occasion. In the meantime, I still have some things I need to do. Goodbye now.”
An Lin used his Mist Immortal Technique to drift away as his voice fell.
“Mighty Spokesperson, I still have one more question…”
“Just how many of those aforementioned Spirit-Engulfing Beasts exist?”
“Farewell, Mighty Spokesperson…”
Everyone was startled by An Lin’s sudden departure and could only bid a respectful farewell to him in the end.
An Lin was quite satisfied with his own performance. God’s spokesperson should come and go as he pleased. Only then could he exemplify how bad*ss he was!
Tina’s crisp voice sounded beside his ears. “Giant An Lin, where to next?”
An Lin paused for a moment before replying, “The Dark Wing Tribe. It’s time to teach them a lesson. Otherwise, they’re going to think they’re the top dogs of this world.”
Night fell over a black floating continent.
Countless stars appeared in the sky as the light of stars converged toward the continent.
Humanoid creatures with black wings soared through the air as they absorbed the power of the stars.
Right at this moment, an intruder arrived.
This was a man with his whole body enveloped in Divine Flames, giving him the appearance of the scintillating sun.
“Intruder, intruder, an intruder is here!”
The Dark Wing Tribe guards yelled to alert everyone.
A series of shadowy figures charged toward the ball of flames, only to be forced back by the fearsome temperatures before they even had a chance to make contact with the flames.
The man descended like a meteorite, bypassing all the defenses of the Myriad Star Palace before crashing down right at the foot of the palace gate. A wave of flames erupted outward, knocking back and injuring hundreds of Dark Wing Tribe guards.
“Who are you and what business do you have trespassing on the Myriad Star Palace?!”
A Dark Wing Tribe general charged toward An Lin while wielding a longsword.
The flames around An Lin’s body dissipated and revealed a handsome face twisted in a cold sneer. “You’re too weak. Find someone more powerful to come to talk to me.”
“Impudent! Let me teach you a…”
Slap!
The Dark Wing Tribe general didn’t even get a chance to finish his sentence before being slapped into the air by An Lin. He crashed through several walls in quick succession before finally coming to a rest.
“Pwah!” The general threw up a large mouthful of blood before he fainted as his eyes rolled back into his head.
“Gasp…” All the guards drew a collective sharp intake of breath, and all those who were initially planning to attack An Lin stopped cold in their tracks.
This was one of the ten most powerful generals of the Dark Wing Tribe! If this man was monstrous enough to knock him out with one slap, then they would only be running to their deaths if they were to attack him!
“Is there no one else in the Dark Wing Tribe?!” An Lin roared in a thunderous voice.
All the surrounding Dark Wing Tribe cultivators trembled in fear.
They knew that the intruder was most definitely a Soul Formation Stage cultivator. This was not someone they could mess with.
“That’s right, there’s no one left in the Dark Wing Tribe…”
“You’re free to do whatever you like.”
A faint, female voice sounded from within the Myriad Star Palace.
An Lin: “…”
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