I Might Be A Fake Cultivator Chapter 694
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Chapter 694: Little Na’s Hacks
Translator: Henyee Translations Editor: Henyee Translations
God’s entourage?
This black-robed man had purplish-white skin, crimson eyes, and a pair of black horns on his head… This was a true demon, right?
Even though he had those bat wings folded against his body, this was still definitely a true demon, right?!
Xiao Chou scratched his head with befuddlement. He simply didn’t understand where this true demon had popped up from.
He turned a confused gaze toward An Lin, as if he was inquiring whether he should put on an act for An Lin.
An Lin nodded almost imperceptibly.
“Hmm, there is no need to be so polite.” Xiao Chou immediately adopted a profound expression as he revealed a benevolent smile to Wei Ji.
Wei Ji raised his head to discover a smile that sent shivers running down his spine. A crooked mouth was parted slightly to reveal two rows of sharp, bloodthirsty teeth, the dense bunch of freckles was setting off his trypophobia, the pair of nostrils appeared to be able to engulf everything within this world, and the pair of eyes, which appeared like miniature suns, seemed to be threatening to puncture his chest.
Wei Ji’s entire body trembled. As expected of one of God’s entourage, what an intimidating appearance!
He got up with difficulty as he squeezed a forced smile onto his face. “Thank you, Big Brother Chou!”
He looked around nervously, and he immediately collapsed to his knees again upon seeing the fairy on An Lin’s shoulder. “This insignificant demon p-p-pays his respects to her holy majesty!”
Holy sh*t, the goddess was here again!
Wei Ji was overcome by excitement and nerves as he began to stutter.
“You may rise.” Tina said in a clear, sweet-sounding voice, “This is just a clone of mine that lives in this world. Her name is Tina.”
“I understand! Goddess Tina!” Wei Ji stood up with reverence and respect in his eyes, but his heart was surging.
He was interacting with the God of Creation! This was something countless living beings dreamed of, and now that he had this opportunity, he had to put his best foot forward.
Wei Ji really was extremely nervous. How was he supposed to interact with such a mighty god? Were there any unspoken rules that he was supposed to follow? What should he say? What should he do to express the utmost loyalty? Would it be too awkward if he just stood there without doing anything? Would the God of Creation be disappointed in him?
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It’s over, it’s over, what should I do to impress the mighty goddess, I’m so nervous…
Just as Wei Ji’s brain was about to become completely fried, a huge white dog appeared in the room.
“Holy f*ck, Big Brother An, where did this true demon come from? Woof!”
Da Bai’s fur stood on end as he glared at Wei Ji with enmity in his eyes.
“Don’t worry, this is Wei Ji. He is one of the living beings in Tina’s world.”
“Wei Ji, let me introduce. This is Da Bai. He is also a member of God’s entourage!”
Wei Ji immediately fell to his knees again with a fanatical expression. “This insignificant demon, Wei Ji, pays his respects to the mighty Big Brother Bai!”
Da Bai: “???”
“You may rise, Little Ji. Woof! Big Brother Bai will look after you! You won’t ever lack dog food, that’s for sure, woof!” Da Bai said with a smug expression as he immediately adopted his role without even requiring instructions from An Lin.
Wei Ji nodded earnestly before slowly getting to his feet. It wasn’t important that he was being offered dog food. As long as it was given to him by the mighty Big Brother Bai, he would eat a kilogram of dog food in the blink of an eye!
He then met all the other members of God’s entourage. Among them, there was a seedling called Bryce, a red flower called Xiao Hong, a little boy called Xiao Ze, a wolf with pristine, white fur called Little Lang, and an adorable flying ball called Xue Zhantian.
He discovered with amazement that every member of God’s entourage possessed extremely fearsome auras.
The auras that escaped from the bodies of some of the members of God’s entourage were even countless times more powerful than General Hong Cang, who was the most powerful being in his world! This was extremely terrifying to him! God’s entourage was already so powerful, and they were still unable to rule this world?
Just how horrifying was this world?
With this in mind, Wei Ji’s whole body began to tremble.
However, he had a personality that made him more excited the more challenging a prospect was.
Tina was actually quite excited to have successfully transferred a living being from the Divine Mirror World to this world. However, in order to uphold her majesty and prestige as a goddess, she had to repress her celebratory mood for now.
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“Little Na, how many living beings can you transfer to this world at a time?” An Lin transmitted his voice to her.
“As long as I have enough energy, there is no upper limit!” Tina replied with a smug expression.
“Gasp…” An Lin drew a sharp intake of breath.
There weren’t that many powerful beings within the Divine Mirror World, but there were close to a hundred Soul Formation Stage cultivators. This was quite a formidable force even in the Tai Chu Continent.
“Let’s take it easy for now. We’ll let Wei Ji experience this world first before transferring him back to the Divine Mirror World to spread the news,” An Lin transmitted his voice to Tina again.
He was not in desperate need to recruit people for now. As such, he might as well let them develop in the Divine Mirror World first. When he needed people, he could just summon them then.
“Let’s prepare some cultivation methods and resources to place into God’s Realm.”
“There’s no need for that. Within the Divine Mirror World, I can use my power to create cultivation methods and techniques, which are split into five tiers—yellow, green, earth, heaven, and divine. We can use these as rewards. As for resources, let’s just use the resources from the Divine Mirror World,” Tina replied.
An Lin’s eyes widened in shock. “Holy f*ck, you can create your own cultivation methods and techniques? What the hell is the divine tier? How powerful is that supposed to be?”
“Heehee, it’s very powerful. As for how powerful… I’ve seen Emperor Tian Huang’s chaotic lightning. If you take away the power of the Dao Integration Stage, from a technical perspective, it’s a little bit more powerful than Emperor Tian Huang’s lightning techniques,” Tina replied.
Stronger than Emperor Tian Huang?!
Holy Mother of God, this was one of the five Emperors of the Heavenly Court, THE Emperor Tian Huang, who was known as the godfather of lightning!
An Lin turned to Tina with shock etched on his face. “Tina, are you going to defy the heavens?!”
“Why would I defy the heavens? I AM the heavens!”
Tina pursed her lips as she sat on An Lin’s shoulder and tugged at his hair with her little hands.
An Lin almost knelt down for her there and then!
“However, divine-tier techniques are too complex and powerful. If I give them to the current living beings of the Divine Mirror World, they would probably self-detonate. Let’s wait until they reach the Return to Void Stage before awarding those,” Tina added.
An Lin turned to Tina with a scorching expression as he transmitted his voice to her excitedly, “Oh, mighty Goddess, please teach me! My constitution will prevent me from self-detonation, so please teach me the divine-tier cultivation methods and techniques!”
Tina: “… My cultivation methods and techniques can only be taught to the living beings of the Divine Mirror World. I feel like this has something to do with my jurisdictive power that only applies to that world. I’ve tried to record these cultivation methods to be brought back to this world, but to no avail. I can only learn it myself or teach the living creatures of the Divine Mirror World.”
An Lin was quite disappointed to hear this, but then, another thought occurred to him. “You can learn them too? Can you unleash those cultivation methods and techniques in this world?”
“I can. I’ve already devised nine super powerful techniques and two super powerful cultivation methods!” Tina transmitted her voice with a wide grin, “Like this one.”
She waved her small and nimble hand through the air, and the space around them transformed into a galaxy of stars.
There was nothing left in this world aside from the endless expanse of stars.
The realm was boundlessly cavernous, and the sound of a song seemed to flow from the vast expanse of silence. Everyone suddenly felt extremely drowsy and carefree, as if their bodies and souls had all completely relaxed.
Everyone within the dorm room, regardless of whether they were Return to Void Stage Little Lang, Xiao Ze, and Bryce, or even An Lin with his initial success stage body of the War God, all of them fell asleep with joyful expressions on their faces.
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