I Might Be A Fake Cultivator Chapter 699
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Chapter 699: Deal!
Translator: Henyee Translations Editor: Henyee Translations
An Lin finally unleashed his killing technique.
Lin Junjun had no response to this sure-kill tactic.
Her shoulders trembled with rage, and she wanted to sweep out the door in fury!
No, she wanted to pummel An Lin first before sweeping out the door!
However… for the sake of that experiment, she couldn’t be so willful.
“Alright, An Lin, you win!” Lin Junjun gritted her teeth as she forced the words out of her mouth.
An Lin’s eyes lit up, and he nodded with gratitude. “Thank you Celestial Maiden Tian Yu, you’re so good to me, I don’t even know what words I can use to express my gratitude…”
He was extremely excited, and he looked around the room before suddenly yelling, “Little Tian, come out and help me praise her!”
Xue Zhantian slowly flew out from the bedroom before shooting a glance at the unfamiliar woman. Her figure was not even close to round, how was he supposed to praise her?
However, he still forced compliments out of his mouth upon seeing his master’s stern expression. “Wow! What an exquisitely beautiful Celestial Maiden whose features can only be found in the heavens! Each and every one of your actions is part of the most beautifully choreographed dance, entrancing all onlookers who have been blessed with the honor of setting eyes upon you!”
Lin Junjun: “…”
“Wow! The Celestial Maiden is walking toward me, and her walk is as graceful as a dragon soaring through the heavens! I’m in complete shock! Even her expression when she glares at me is so heartbreakingly gorgeous that…” Xue Zhantian continued to rattle off compliments.
Splat!
However, he didn’t even have a chance to finish his sentence before a pair of elegant hands latched onto him before squeezing his body!
“An Lin, your snow soul beast is so weird, no, it’s so cute!” Lin Junjun was initially a little speechless, but she immediately became addicted to rubbing his soft, furry body.
“I’m glad you like him,” An Lin replied with a joyful smile on his face.
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“Master, you’re a traitor! How could you do this to me?!” Xue Zhantian felt like he had been sold and was extremely enraged as his body was squeezed into all types of different shapes.
Lin Junjun fell more and more in love the more she squeezed Xue Zhantian, and her heart felt as if it were about to melt at the sight of Xue Zhantian’s adorable body.
She turned to look at An Lin with her bright eyes. She then called out to him in a mellow voice, “An Lin…”
Her voice was quite gentle, and An Lin couldn’t help but shudder upon hearing her sudden change in tone.
“What?” An Lin turned to Lin Junjun with a cautious expression.
“If you give this snow soul beast to me, I can get you the Morning Light Umbrella as well!” Lin Junjun proposed with a serious expression.
An Lin: “…”
Xue Zhantian: “…”
“Hehe, you were hesitant about getting the two treasures for me before, but now you said you’re able to get me three?” A teasing smile appeared on An Lin’s face.
A light blush appeared on Lin Junjun’s face. “That’s different…”
An Lin couldn’t be bothered wasting more words on this matter, and he immediately grabbed Xue Zhantian from Lin Junjun’s hands before hugging him to his chest. “Little Tian is a priceless treasure! He’s not something that can be exchanged for a treasure or two!”
Lin Junjun faltered slightly upon hearing this while Xue Zhantian was extremely touched.
It looked like Master loved him after all! He felt much better nestling against Master’s wide, flat chest rather than that woman’s hilly chest!
“Alright, we’ve settled on a deal, so tell me how many spirit stones I need to issue.” An Lin decided to seal the deal in case this human piggy bank changed her mind.
An Lin’s firm expression deterred Lin Junjun from pursuing the matter any further, and she placed a pen and a stack of paper, which were enchanted with spell formations, on the table before her. “Please record all the Purple Star information you have onto these sheets of paper. I hope we have a relationship of mutual trust and that you won’t keep any information to yourself.”
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“Don’t worry, it is my honor to be able to contribute to the Heavenly Court!” An Lin chuckled before getting to work.
Lin Junjun pursed her lips before rolling her eyes at An Lin.
Honor? Who was it that was just bartering with her?
Formations, bloodline research reports, technological product blueprints…
More and more information flowed from the tip of the pen onto the pieces of paper, and Lin Junjun’s eyes began to light up.
It took a full day for An Lin to write down all the information that he had.
Lin Junjun fell into deep thought as she looked at the mountainous pile of information before her.
She was quite a proud woman who refused to rely on her status and position to force others into giving her things at a discounted price. She would give what was due and strive to maintain fairness.
It was exactly because of this that she discovered that the forty million spirit stones within her storage ring were not enough to exchange for all the information that had been provided!
The quality and quantity of the information laid out before her were far superior to what she had anticipated!
What could she do? What else could she sell to An Lin…
“Are you alright?” An Lin stretched his aching joints as he looked up at the Lin Junjun, who had a peculiar expression on her face.
“Hmm…” Lin Junjun paused momentarily before speaking her mind, “The information that you have provided is worth around fifty million spirit stones.”
An Lin: “…”
Was this woman retarded?
They had already agreed on a price of forty million spirit stones, but now, she said that his information was worth fifty million?
“I don’t want to fool you, so I’ll accumulate another ten million spirit stones for you,” Lin Junjun said with a firm expression.
An Lin looked at Lin Junjun with an earnest gaze. Lin Junjun’s temperament actually suggested that she was more of a gentle and cultured woman, but who would have thought that her personality would be so stubborn? Of course, this could be counted as one of her virtues. For example, because of her stubbornness, An Lin’s impression of her had improved significantly.
“Thank you for being so honest,” An Lin expressed his genuine gratitude.
“You’re welcome. It’s all part of a mutual relationship of trust.” Lin Junjun smiled lightly before stowing away all the information into her storage ring. “I’ll go and speak with Celestial Thearch and Emperor Chang Sheng, and I will get back to you once they propose a price.”
She opened the door, causing the sunlight to shine down upon her, thus giving her a refreshing disposition.
“Bye-bye.” She waved at An Lin before disappearing, leaving behind a few white feathers that fluttered onto the ground where she had just been standing.
“Take care! I hope to see you again soon!” An Lin waved his hand in farewell as well.
He couldn’t help but click his tongue in wonder at the sight of the white feathers fluttering to the ground. “What a departure!”
Thinking back, Lin Junjun had leaped into the clouds when she had left in the past, but now, she could instantaneously disappear from sight. This was clearly an extremely profound spatial spell technique, which suggested that she had progressed to the Return to Void Stage.
However, that didn’t really matter.
An Lin felt like his skin was thick enough that Lin Junjun wouldn’t be able to beat him even if she had indeed broken through to the Return to Void Stage.
“I’m exhausted. Let’s go and sleep.” He grabbed onto Xue Zhantian as he walked into his bedroom.
The next day, another burst of rhythmic knocking sounded on his door.
An Lin was already prepared and immediately opened the door.
“Good morning! Celestial Maiden Tian Yu,” An Lin greeted while grinning.
“Morning!” Lin Junjun responded in kind, “I have some good news and some bad news, which one do you want to hear first?”
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