I Might Be A Fake Cultivator Chapter 751
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Chapter 751: Holy Lord Tian Wo
Translator: Henyee Translations Editor: Henyee Translations
Li Xinyu thought that she had heard wrongly, and she couldn’t help but ask, “Come again?”
An Lin braced himself before repeating, “Um… please just give my sect a casual job.”
Li Xinyu: “…”
She forced a smile onto her face. “Are you making a joke? Isn’t the Four Nine Immortal Sect a first-rate sect that is comparable to the nine imperial families? You’re asking for a casual job?”
She was already letting loose a torrent of abuse in her heart. She had said so much, and now he was going to decide on a casual job? What a f*cking waste of her time and emotions!
This was only a small area construction job of about fifty kilometers in radius! An Lin had even inquired about a Heavenly Court level construction job, leading her to believe that he had quite a bit of money on his hands. Thus, she had thought that he would choose at least an ordinary job if not an earnest job.
In the end… he chose a casual job!
An Lin was a little apologetic as he said, “The sect is just established, so I thought it would be best to be more conservative!”
Li Xinyu took a deep breath and released it. She repeated this process several times. Meanwhile, the two snowy mountains on her chest rose and fell much to An Lin’s delight.
She forced herself to repress her emotions as a gentle smile resurfaced on her face. “You don’t have money, is that right?”
An Lin: “???”
“Sorry, I’m quite blunt when I speak. You don’t have money, is that right?” Li Xinyu’s eyes narrowed slightly as she repeated the question.
An Lin blinked and hesitated momentarily before his eyes lit up, and he nodded upon realizing what the woman could be trying to say. “That’s right, I don’t have money! Can you give me a discount?”
“Heh, what are you flexing for if you don’t have money?!
“Couldn’t you have just made a decision when you heard about the price of a casual job?
“What the f*ck was the point of chatting with me for so long? And what the f*ck was the point of asking what a Heavenly Court level job would cost? You’re just a broke piece of sh*t! I value time and efficiency above all else, and yet you wasted so much of my time! Time is money and you’re wasting my money!”
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Li Xinyu pointed a finger directly at An Lin’s nose and hurled a scathing torrent of abuse at him.
Da Bai was dumbstruck. “This woman’s words are just as explosive as her chest! Woof!”
Li Xinyu continued to vent her rage at An Lin until she was satisfied.
This was the first time An Lin had been abused for being poor, and he was completely stupefied.
“I… I do have money! It’s just that I don’t have that much capital at the moment as I’ve converted them all into assets! I have a ton of treasures in my storage ring!” An Lin raised his head and retorted with a serious voice.
As a tycoon of the cultivating world, An Lin couldn’t bear the injustice of being denounced as a peasant.
“Oh, so you do have money then. Alright, why don’t you tell me what level job you would like?” Li Xinyu shot a glance at An Lin with a smile on her face.
An Lin: “… Casual job.”
Li Xinyu took a deep breath and clenched her fists as if she was about to erupt again.
However, she heaved a long sigh and massaged her eyebrows in the end. “I must be crazy for coming to offer my services to you. So be it, give me the money, and I’ll start right away!”
An Lin turned to Da Bai. “Come, Da Bai, bring the sect funds here.”
He really didn’t have that many spirit stones left. Thankfully, all the presents from the sects added up to barely three million spirit stones together, just enough to build a new sect.
It could be said that those sects that were trying to suck up to the Four Nine Immortal Sect were responsible for creating a bright future for the sect…
Li Xinyu took the money and patted her gargantuan F-cup chest, causing it to wobble enchantingly. “Little Wo, we’ve got a job!”
Immediately afterward, a tiny little snail crawled out before An Lin and Da Bai’s shocked eyes from the crevice that held the dreams and aspirations of countless men. The snail was very beautiful; it had a shell like a golden jade, and its body appeared as if it had been sculpted from a fine white jade. It was a spectacular sight to behold, and just its appearance alone suggested that it was very much an extraordinary creature!
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It spoke in an extremely slow voice, “What are we doing?”
“A casual job,” Li Xinyu answered.
An Lin stared blankly at the snail on Li Xinyu’s chest, and he wanted nothing more than to take its place!
Da Bai was also green with envy, and he suddenly turned into his miniature form before putting on an adorable expression and running circles around Li Xinyu. “Big Sister Li, do you want another pet? The kind that can sleep on your chest? Woof!”
An Lin: “…”
Li Xinyu completely ignored Da Bai and focused her entire attention on the little snail on her chest with a gentle smile.
The little snail shot a glance at An Lin and Da Bai with its tiny little eyes. It was quite a tiny creature, but An Lin and Da Bai sensed crushing disdain and superiority radiating from its body.
The atmosphere that this little snail carried completely belied its tiny size!
An Lin suddenly recalled that those construction cultivators talked about a Holy Lord Tian Wo earlier when they discussed the Grandmaster Construction Cultivator.
Could it be that this little snail was Holy Lord Tian Wo?!
“Sigh, please judge people more accurately next time and don’t always take on these poor clients. I’m a very tired snail! And there’s not much profit to be gained from jobs like this as well…” the little snail grumbled in an exasperated voice.
Li Xinyu’s attitude did a complete one-eighty as she stuck her tongue out like a cheeky little girl before replying in an apologetic voice, “I’m sorry. I was fooled by appearances. This sect created such a huge stir, but who would have thought that they would be an organization of beggars? I’ve already promised to do a job for them, so I can’t go back on my word…”
An Lin’s heart convulsed upon hearing this. Holy sh*t! Couldn’t they cater to the feelings of others when they spoke? How could they just complain about their client like this in the open?
“Alright, alright. Let’s begin then. You set up the spatial simulation, and I’ll create from thin air.” The little snail jumped down from Mount Breastverest onto the ground below.
Rumble!
The earth suddenly tremored violently.
In the blink of an eye, the little snail had transformed into a super huge snail over a thousand feet tall.
“Gasp… so dazzling!” An Lin exclaimed.
The super huge snail’s shell glowed with a scintillating golden light under the sun, as if it were threatening to blind everyone.
Its skin was glittering and translucent, like a massive piece of flawless white jade. A pair of massive feelers stretched into the sky, at the tips of which a pair of eyes looked down upon everyone like a mighty beast staring down at ants, evoking a sense of awe and veneration from all the onlookers below.
Even the little snail carried a powerful atmosphere, and now that it was huge, the atmosphere it carried was simply overwhelming!
“This snail is extremely powerful…” Bai Ling marveled as she looked up at the huge snail. “Even I’m getting a sense of powerlessness when I look at it.”
The Grandmaster Construction Cultivator was a Return to Void Final Stage mighty figure, which was concurrent with Bai Ling’s cultivation base. However, the cultivation base of this huge snail was something undetectable even to Bai Ling, so it was very likely that this was a mythological beast!
Bai Ling was flabbergasted. Even a f*cking snail could reach mythological beast level?
Creatures like Xuan Wu or things like that possessed ancient bloodline powers and extremely high intelligence from birth, so they had a decent chance of being able to become mythological beasts.
However… this was a f*cking snail! She had never heard of a mythological beast snail! In fact, she had never even heard of an immortal beast snail or even a soul beast snail!
There was also another thing she was finding inconceivable.
This was a Dao Integration Stage mythological beast, on par with mighty beings such as True Dragons and Divine Phoenixes. Why was it building houses for a living?
“Let’s begin!” the huge snail said in its slow voice.
“Alright!” Li Xinyu took a deep breath before closing her eyes.
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