I Might Be A Fake Cultivator Chapter 816
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Chapter 816: The Broken Middle-Aged Man
Translator: Henyee Translations Editor: Henyee Translations
Where had the middle-aged man’s blood jade gone?
What a stupid question! It had clearly been swallowed by An Kirin!
However, the middle-aged man was unable to comprehend how the blood jade had been swallowed! How could it have been swallowed!
Whoosh!
The middle-aged man flashed toward An Kirin before plucking him into the air by his two feet as he shook his upside-down body. “Spit it out! Spit it out right f*cking now!”
“Yiyiyaya…” An Kirin struggled to break free. It didn’t look like he was going to be spitting out anything anytime soon.
“You’ve forced my hand!” The middle-aged man’s rage had clearly reached a boiling point as he launched an enraged palm.
This was an extremely fearsome palm that caused the space around him to tremor and warp!
Bam!
An Kirin was pulverized by the palm.
Lightning exploded, and his body completely disappeared.
However, the Kirin Blood Jade also disappeared…
“Ahhhh~~~!” The middle-aged man clawed at his own face with his hands and unleashed a groundhog-like roar, “Where is my blood jade? How could it disappear? Ah…!”
The middle-aged man stood rooted to the spot like a broken man before turning to An Lin with a ferocious expression.
“What did you do? The Kirin Blood Jade is far too regal and perfect for the likes of you to absorb. Tell me where you hid it!
“If you don’t want to die…”
He didn’t get a chance to finish his sentence before the lightning in the air gathered and An Kirin’s body reemerged.
The middle-aged man’s expression faltered slightly before flashing toward An Kirin again. He immediately unleashed a spatial seal before grabbing on tightly to the golden baby in fear of him disappearing again.
An Kirin gripped onto his own stomach with a painful expression, as if he had eaten something bad.
The middle-aged man was ecstatic upon seeing this as he patted An Kirin’s back. “Is your stomach feeling uncomfortable? Spit it out! You’ll feel better once you spit it out! Ah… Hurry up and spit it out!”
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An Kirin yelled loudly as the lightning around his body crackled and exploded. A red light suddenly shone from where his heart was located, and the overwhelmingly fearsome power of a mythological beast erupted forth.
Thump…
An Lin’s heart thumped with An Kirin’s heartbeat.
His blood then began to churn…
Boundless red light erupted from An Kirin’s heart, within which was contained the paramour power that governed slaughter and life, making him appear as if he were a mighty mythological beast trampling over all living beings.
This was the dao intent and power of the Demonic Blood Kirin!
The middle-aged man’s eyes widened as his mouth gaped open in incredulity. He felt as if he didn’t have enough brain capacity to figure out what was going on.
Wasn’t that his power? Why was the golden baby able to use it?
The white cape flapped on An Kirin’s back as boundless red light erupted from his entire body before converging to form an extremely vibrant crimson T-shirt and a pair of shorts of the same color.
The middle-aged man stared at An Kirin, and he could detect a power identical to that of his Kirin Blood Jade from the T-shirt and shorts.
“This…” A bizarre thought began to surface in his mind.
The middle-aged man’s breathing accelerated with incredulity. “My Kirin Blood Jade was transformed into clothes?”
An Lin: “…”
Xu Xiaolan: “…”
All the beasts: “…”
What the hell was going on?
“No! How could that be possible?!” The middle-aged man clawed at his own face like a madman. “How could my Kirin Blood Jade become something like that?!”
He began to try and strip off An Kirin’s clothes as he snapped, “Take it off! Even if it is now clothes, it’s still my blood jade!”
However, the clothes seemed to have fused together with his body. The middle-aged man was unable to strip it off him no matter how hard he tried.
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The middle-aged man continued to try and strip An Kirin while An Kirin resisted with tears streaming down his face.
This was a scene that would most likely land the middle-aged man in prison on Earth!
“Hey, you’re going too far! He’s just a child!” Xu Xiaolan couldn’t help but stand up for An Kirin.
“F*ck off!” The middle-aged man glowered at her as killing intent erupted in waves from his body.
An Lin instantly positioned himself in front of Xu Xiaolan. “Release An Kirin, he’s mine.”
“This little sh*t needs to be taught a lesson! I’ll kill you all if I can’t get the Kirin Blood Jade today!” The middle-aged man glared at An Lin and Xu Xiaolan with crazed eyes before turning to An Kirin again.
He hoisted An Kirin up while An Kirin bombarded him with Golden Void Lightning. However, the bolts of Golden Void Lightning were all dispelled by an overwhelmingly powerful armor of vital energy around his body.
This was not enough to even land a scratch on him!
“I haven’t died, which means the Kirin Blood Jade hasn’t disappeared. I can sense that the Kirin Blood Jade has transformed into these clothes! Give it back to me!”
The middle-aged man used his hand as a blade as he tried to forcefully rip the clothes off An Kirin’s body.
However, a certain connection suddenly acted on his body, preventing him from being able to strike. This was an instinctive reaction that prevented him from hurting himself.
“F*ck off! That’s not me! I’m the Demonic Blood Kirin!”
The middle-aged man roared as he chopped down with his hand toward An Kirin again.
Whoosh!
Gale-force winds swept up, and his hand stopped an inch from An Kirin’s body. His hand trembled with exertion, but he was unable to force down even a millimeter further.
Not only could he not attack the clothes formed by the Kirin Blood Jade, but he couldn’t even attack An Kirin anymore as he felt a master and slave connection between himself and An Kirin…
“What the f*ck?! Have I really become his clothes?!”
With rage burning in his eyes, the middle-aged man roared before turning to An Lin.
If he couldn’t hurt An Kirin, then he would just have to kill An Lin!
“Die!” The middle-aged man instantly appeared before An Lin. His killing intent surged as the power imbued within his fist was viscous enough to congeal the space around him.
However, for some reason, his fist hung in the air and simply refused to land.
This was because he also sensed a master and slave connection from An Lin…
The middle-aged man roared, “I… F*ck your grandma!”
At this moment, An Lin had already instinctively unleashed a Mountain Quaking Fist, and the middle-aged man was instantly knocked flying.
“Gasp…”
Everyone drew a sharp intake of breath. The Demonic Blood Kirin was knocked flying by An Lin?
The middle-aged man crawled up from the ground and his eyes were dazed, as if he had lost his soul. “Impossible… This doesn’t make sense…”
All the beasts were dumbstruck once again. Had the middle-aged man been knocked senseless by An Lin’s punch?
The middle-aged man was starting to doubt his very existence.
The Kirin Blood Jade was his, so how did it become a set of clothes? Not only that, but what the f*ck was this master and slave connection?!
Was this a beast pet contract?
This was a f*cking beast pet contract!
“Impossible! I must be dreaming! I’m still in a dream!” Tears flowed from the middle-aged man’s eyes as he shook his head incessantly. “Fake! It’s all fake! I’m a mighty Dao Integration Stage mythological beast! How could I have inexplicably entered that sort of contractual relationship…”
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