I Might Be A Fake Cultivator Chapter 833
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Chapter 833: The Danger of Buying, Buying, and Buying
Translator: Henyee Translations Editor: Henyee Translations
They saw all kinds of weird and wonderful creatures as they strolled around Pill City.
It could be said that the creatures residing in the Opposite Shore Realm were even more exaggerated in appearance than the creatures that resided in the Sinister Spirit Beast Cesspool. They grew in all kinds of strange and bizarre ways.
A round, green, jelly-like creature was shouting “Papa” as it clutched onto a black, hedgehog-like creature.
An Lin was baffled as to how a black hedgehog creature could give birth to a green jelly creature. Perhaps their methods of reproduction and growth were a bit unique…
Speaking of jelly, the residents of the Opposite Shore Realm all appeared to enjoy this kind of fruit jelly style.
An Lin pinched the golden house next to him. It also felt soft and slippery to the touch. There was also a peculiar fragrance coming from it. He really wanted to give it a bite…
Gluttony already couldn’t contain itself. It kept babbling about wanting to eat buildings.
This type of foolish behavior was obviously put to a stop by Dongfang Zhuangshi.
They didn’t stop much as they headed toward the heart of Pill City.
This was a true eye-opener for An Lin. He saw all kinds of strange creatures and exotic objects as he walked through the bustling streets.
If the Opposite Shore Realm was like this everywhere, then it didn’t seem to be as terrible as the rumors claimed.
The food here was all very abstract, and they were in the form of various types of energy blobs. Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, violet… They came in all kinds of colors and elements. Apparently, they were very easy to absorb.
An Lin spent two spirit stones to buy a food item called the Rose of Dreams.
This was a reddish-blue energy blob. The blue was like the outer layer of a bun, and the red was like the stuffing. The red was like a blooming rose within this blue exterior.
An Lin swallowed the Rose of Dreams in one gulp. This was how everything was eaten here.
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A refreshing, dream-like feeling immediately washed over his entire body. Then, the blob of energy dissolved. A burst of warmth spread through his body like a blooming rose. This felt extremely pleasant, and even his divine sense felt soothed and refreshed.
Such a peculiar taste!
No, such a peculiar feeling!
The taste of this food was able to affect one’s entire body. In fact, it could even nourish one’s divine sense!
The energy blob was delicious. An Lin’s interest was piqued, and he purchased a large number of similar delicacies. Then, he placed them into his storage ring. Anyhow, money wasn’t an issue for him.
These were all local specialties of the Opposite Shore Realm!
It would be a good idea to bring some back for Da Bai and the others to try.
Xu Xiaolan was also delighted as she wandered through the streets. However, her interest lay in merchandise, not food.
As a place where the souls of the deceased gathered, the indigenous creatures of the Opposite Shore Realm possessed unparalleled knowledge regarding the divine sense. Even the Void Spirit Tribe of the Void Spirit Realm wasn’t necessarily as knowledgeable as them.
After all, members of the Void Spirit Tribe only knew how to eat, eat, and eat. On the other hand, creatures residing in the Opposite Shore Realm were more like normal people.
As a renowned city of the Opposite Shore Realm, there were naturally many interesting things in Pill City.
Xu Xiaolan wandered the streets with An Lin, and she found one such interesting item in the Blood Jade Treasure Pagoda.
This was a pair of round, white-colored crystals. Their surfaces were as smooth as a mirror.
If the aura and divine sense power of two people were injected into the two crystals at the same time, then they would be able to contact each other over long distances.
This was similar to voice transmission talismans. However, these white crystals could transmit more than just sounds. They could even transmit images! This was a video-calling tool of the cultivation world!
However, these crystals were fairly expensive. Their price tag was over one hundred thousand spirit stones.
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Buy, buy, buy!
An Lin waved his hand and immediately purchased them. His expression remained calm, as if this amount of money meant nothing to him.
His charisma as a boyfriend was overflowing.
In the cultivation world, which lacked the Internet, this item was far too valuable!
Afterward, An Lin and Xu Xiaolan both injected their auras and divine sense powers into the two white crystals. Then, they each took one of the crystals. There was a sweet smile on their faces.
Gluttony bit angrily at a floorboard when it saw this. “Humph! What are those two smiling about? Is there anything to be happy and pleased about? You only own what you swallow into your belly!”
Ao Niu was mystified by Gluttony’s rant. “What’s your point?”
Gluttony remained silent.
“This glutton is experiencing extreme discomfort from witnessing the scene before it,” the frog answered.
Ao Niu still didn’t understand.
They continued roaming through the streets and gathering the materials required for refining the pills.
After a short while, Xu Xiaolan found another interesting item—the Mood Robe.
This robe could change colors according to the wearer’s mood. For example, blue stood for gloomy, black stood for depressed, red stood for angry, white stood for calm, yellow stood for happy, and pink stood for like.
The Mood Robe appeared fashionable, and it could shift through dozens of colors. This was a very creative design, and it could give off different appearances and vibes depending on its wearer’s mood.
However, it was fairly expensive. It had a price tag of one hundred thousand spirit stones.
An Lin waved his hand. As long as Xiaolan liked it, he would buy, buy, and buy!
His charisma as a boyfriend was overflowing.
Then, Xiaolan told him that this robe was for him to wear. She wanted him to wear the Mood Robe and then stand in front of all the adorable celestial maidens. For example, Su Qianyun, Liu Qianhuan… She wanted to see what color the Mood Robe would become.
Pink stood for like. If the color became pink… Heh…
All three of An Lin’s legs went limp when he heard this. He instantly felt unwell.
What the f*ck?! So this was a trap?!
He had made the promise to buy her anything that she wanted; he had to act on this promise even if it made him cry!
Besides, Xu Xiaolan had already spoken. He had to buy this robe!
An Lin’s hand was trembling as he paid. His charisma as a boyfriend had vanished.
Thereupon, Celestial Maiden Xiaolan gave him a rare present.
The remorse that An Lin felt!
“An Lin, make sure to look after this robe. I want to see you wear it in the future.” Xu Xiaolan patted An Lin’s shoulder smugly.
An Lin felt like smashing the store as he accepted the Mood Robe. Out of everything to sell, you choose to sell this piece of garbage! Are you trying to screw people over?!
A smug grin appeared on Gluttony’s face. “Heh, see that? They all say not to celebrate too early. What’s there to be happy and smug about? You only own what you swallow into your belly!”
Ao Niu found this remark slightly repetitive. However, it also noticed that Gluttony used a different tone and expression. “What do you mean now?”
Gluttony remained silent. Its face was filled with delight.
The frog—which had a high EQ—interjected, “Croak! The glutton is feeling happy after seeing the couple get into a squabble. This is a symptom unique to single people.”
“Baa! I’ll eat you!” Gluttony glowered at the frog.
Ao Niu blinked in confusion. It still didn’t understand.
“Moo, why is it happy? Shouldn’t we be worried if they’re squabbling? Shouldn’t we try to cheer them up?” Ao Niu was mystified.
Gluttony and the frog both stared at Ao Niu in shock.
“What?” Ao Niu felt like it couldn’t keep up with these two beasts.
“Nothing. I’m just jealous of your simplicity and innocence!” Gluttony replied.
“Honest cow! Tip-top excellent!” The frog gave Ao Niu a thumbs-up.
Ao Niu gave an honest laugh. “Hehe…”
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