I Might Be A Fake Cultivator Chapter 903
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Chapter 903: Tang Ximen’s Attraction
Translator: Henyee Translations Editor: Henyee Translations
The free-for-all battle drew to a conclusion.
An Lin was the undisputed leader on the Immortal Rankings Board.
Xu Xiaolan was the undisputed silver medallist.
Both of them were basically walking hacks who had both smashed any past records that might have stood in the school.
As for the third place, the Immortal Wrath Fire Lotus dispenser, Su Qianyun, took that honor.
Her Immortal Wrath Fire Lotus wasn’t really all that effective against An Lin, but if any other Soul Formation Stage cultivators were to cop something like that without formulating a special defense in advance, they would definitely be reduced to ashes and dust, even if they were Soul Formation Final Stage cultivators.
Fourth place was the top dog among the fifth-year students, Zuo Qiubing.
As for the fifth place, there was a bit of controversy involved. Yao Mingxi and Tang Ximen were both good choices for this spot. Yao Mingxi’s combat capability wasn’t as high as Tang Ximen’s, but his achievement score left Tang Ximen in the dust.
After all, Tang Ximen’s achievement score was zero. Even a newborn infant could’ve achieved that…
After much consideration, the teachers finally decided to award the fifth place and the sixth place to Yao Mingxi and Tang Ximen respectively. That’s right, Tang Ximen had missed out on his dream by an agonizingly tiny margin.
Even a small dream of making it into the top five on the Immortal Rankings Board was out of his reach.
Tang Ximen cried himself to the point of blacking out in the toilet.
Most importantly, he finally found out why he encountered zero enemies.
It was because he had been following An Lin the whole time! An Lin was clearing out the map, and he was following An Lin everywhere… What a coincidence! Could this be fate?
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Fate, my a*s!
Tang Ximen was ready to explode from rage. He latched onto An Lin’s sleeve and howled with anger, demanding that An Lin compensate him for sabotaging his quest for a top-five spot.
An Lin’s expression darkened. What was he supposed to do! How could he know Tang Ximen was following him around the entire time? Even though he had done nothing wrong, he was still feeling quite sympathetic toward Tang Ximen, who was heartbroken at not being able to fulfill even such a simple wish prior to graduation.
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An Lin considered to himself for a moment before saying, “How about this? Senior Student Tang, I’ll give you a present as reparation.”
Tang Ximen’s eyes lit up. “What present?”
He could still remember the last free-for-all battle, where An Lin had given Chang’e’s mooncakes to Liu Qianhuan and the others. He was super envious back then.
Now that An Lin was offering a present to him, he was getting a little excited.
An Lin reached into his pocket before pulling out an intricate object.
This object was absolutely flawless and glowed with an alluring light under the sun. There were wrinkles-like pattern around it, as if they were the petals of a flower.
Beneath it was a pristine, white stick that allowed a hand to grasp onto it. It was the perfect combination of aesthetic excellence and refined simplicity.
That’s right, it was a lollipop!!
This was a product from the system, so it was definitely of superb quality.
Giving Tang Ximen one of the two lollipops he had been rewarded by the system could be said to be quite a reluctant decision.
Thankfully, the lollipop the system had given him was not the type of lollipop he had been worrying about and were instead, real lollipops. Otherwise, he was going to kill the system!
Thus, he only had one lollipop left…
A pained expression appeared on An Lin’s face.
Tang Ximen looked like he was about to fall apart. “An Lin! Are you screwing with me? You told me you’d give me a present, but you ended up giving me a lollipop?!”
He was completely enraged. “Even if I were to die from starvation, not encounter a single enemy, and end up dead last on the free-for-all battle, I refuse to accept such an insincere offering!”
“Hehe, this is my super limited edition lollipop. If you don’t want it, then I’ll keep it!” An Lin proceeded to put the lollipop away. In reality, he was already regretting his decision a little, so this was the perfect opportunity for him to withdraw his offer.
“Wait!” Tang Ximen captured a hint of relief in An Lin’s eyes, and his interest was piqued. Could it be that this lollipop had some sort of miraculous effect? With this in mind, he extended a hand.
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“Hand over the lollipop!”
An Lin: “…”
Tang Ximen received a lollipop.
A joyful smile appeared on his face upon seeing An Lin’s slightly dejected expression. Letting An Lin suffer a little would be a minor consolation to him.
Tang Ximen silently tore off the wrapper on the lollipop, revealing the lolly within, which glowed with a rainbow light under the sun and emanated a faint aroma.
A faint smile appeared on his face. “Is this a rainbow lollipop? It looks pretty good.”
He placed the lollipop in his mouth as he spoke.
It was also at that instant that his body suddenly trembled, and he let loose a cry of surprise. “So sweet!”
That’s right, a peculiar sweetness flowed from the tip of his tongue and all the way throughout his entire body.
An expression of entrancement surfaced on Tang Ximen’s face, as did a peculiar blush. He licked the lollipop frantically and relentlessly, as if he had developed an addiction and simply couldn’t stop!
“Hmm… So sweet!
“It’s so good! I feel like my body is floating!
“Ah…!”
Tang Ximen moaned as he licked the lollipop.
Goosebumps appeared all over An Lin’s body. This was a f*cking lollipop? Why did it look like an aphrodisiac instead?
He had initially planned to use Senior Student Tang as a lab rat, and if it was good, he would eat the other one himself.
However, he was a lot more hesitant upon seeing Senior Student Tang’s reaction…
“An Lin, I…”
At this moment, a gentle and soft male voice suddenly sounded.
An Lin turned to Tang Ximen to discover that he was licking his lollipop and staring at him with a seductive expression.
An Lin: “…”
Tang Ximen silently made his way toward An Lin.
“Get away from me!” An Lin immediately kicked Tang Ximen to the ground.
Tang Ximen got up with his brows slightly furrowed. He pouted as he sucked on his lollipop. “An Lin, why did you kick me?”
An Lin’s lips twitched. What kind of f*cking lollipop was this? It was so dangerous! So weird!
“Do you feel any strange symptoms?” An Lin retreated a few steps as a precautionary measure as he spoke.
Tang Ximen shook his head. “No…”
He then turned to An Lin, and a light blush appeared on his face before he hung his head in embarrassment. “It’s just that… I find you so much more pleasing to look at now. You’re more handsome and more charismatic than you were…”
An Lin drew a sharp intake of breath. These symptoms…
How terrifying!!!
“An Lin…” Tang Ximen approached An Lin again as he sucked on his lollipop.
An Lin kicked him aside again with no hesitation.
“How could you do this to me? Why are you so violent to me?” Tears shimmered in Tang Ximen’s eyes as if he were a domestic abuse victim. “Can’t we just have a loving, amicable relationship?”
An Lin chuckled coldly. “F*ck off!”
The lollipop was finally finished.
Tang Ximen reminisced that sweet, beautiful flavor, and his eyes narrowed with bliss.
“I can feel that the power within my body has clearly increased…”
He turned to An Lin with a bright smile. “Thanks for your lollipop, An Lin. This really is an awesome present. I was wrong about you!”
An Lin faltered slightly before nodding. “No problem. I’m glad you liked it.”
He had been observing the effects of the lollipop the entire time, and he discovered that shortly after finishing the lollipop, Tang Ximen’s weird burst of emotions seemed to have disappeared as his eyes regained their former clarity.
Did that mean that the person eating the lollipop would only develop feelings toward him as they were eating the lollipop?
A bold plan suddenly began to hatch in An Lin’s mind.
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