I Might Be A Fake Cultivator Chapter 922
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Chapter 922: Gold-Tier Tour Guide Cow
Translator: Henyee Translations Editor: Henyee Translations
The first layer of the Sun Tree had lime-green leaves, which exuded a rich vitality.
The canopy was massive, encompassing an area with a radius of over fifty kilometers.
The first level was a huge shopping district where all sorts of merchandise were sold, most of which were specialty local produce from the Southern Heavenly Wing Nation.
An Lin and Xue Zhantian arrived at the first level canopy content atop the energy-propelled board, and they were immediately stunned by all the stalls and the vast variety of merchandise around them.
“So many exotic plants and minerals!” Xue Zhantian looked around with a scorching light in his eyes as a translucent liquid flowed from his mouth.
An Lin made his way toward a blue ice bird’s stall and picked up a spirit fruit. “How much is this?”
The blue ice bird shot a cold glance at him and answered in a clipped tone, “Twenty thousand spirit stones.”
An Lin nodded upon hearing this. Twenty thousand spirit stones for an eighth-grade spirit fruit. This was indeed cheaper than those found at the markets back in the Kingdom of the Nine States.
“Can you do any cheaper? How about eighteen thousand spirit stones?” He wanted to try bartering.
The blue ice bird looked away into the sky. “Hmph!”
An Lin: “…”
“Don’t try to stop me, Master, I’m going to ram it to death! You cocky bird, I’m going to make you cry tears of repentance!” Xue Zhantian couldn’t help but pounce toward the blue ice bird in rage.
It would be fine if he had just ignored An Lin, but how could it ignore someone as adorable and powerful as him?!
However, a pair of big hands plucked him out of the air again.
“Calm down,” An Lin snapped.
The blue ice bird finally turned its eyes back to An Lin and Xue Zhantian before speaking in a cold voice, “Discipline your stupid kid. Just because you’re adorable doesn’t mean you can do whatever you please. The Divine Guardian Squad is right here, so you better think twice before stirring up any trouble!”
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An Lin carried Xue Zhantian away with an apologetic smile.
The Sun Tree was an extremely holy place and was different from the Southern Heavenly Wing Nation governed by the Vermilion Bird Tribe. This place strictly prohibited any fighting. If a fight did break out, the Divine Guardian Squad would arrive in less than a minute and execute all parties involved.
“Master, how can you accept this discrimination?” Xue Zhantian struggled in An Lin’s arms with an enraged expression.
An Lin pursed his lips. “So what if I can’t accept it? Are we able to bash the Nine-Colored Divine Vermilion Bird? If you can’t, then be quiet!”
At this moment, a yellow figure suddenly flashed before An Lin with a friendly smile on its face. “Welcome, friends from afar. Do you need a tour guide?”
An Lin’s footsteps faltered as he looked at the cow standing before him. “First Ao Niu, now you? Do you cows have a liking for carrying people?”
The cow: “???”
This was a cow with yellow fur. It stood upright on its hind legs as it scratched its head in confusion.
“That’s alright, I don’t need a tour guide.” An Lin waved a hand dismissively.
However, the yellow cow did not give up, and it pulled out a badge. “Would you like to reconsider? Do you see this badge? I am a gold-tier tour guide! I am the pinnacle of the world tour guide industry! When it comes to these six levels of the Sun Tree, there is nothing I’m unfamiliar with. If you hire me, I’ll make sure that you have a good time here!”
Its eyes suddenly flashed with a suggestive light as it spoke in a low voice, “I know many stimulating places and can help you find many beautiful bird women with explosive figures and fine, smooth skin, hehehe…”
An Lin’s expression stirred upon hearing this. Of course, he was only interested in the yellow cow’s first sentence!
The yellow cow immediately began to press its case upon seeing the change in An Lin’s expression. “My services are a little expensive at ten thousand spirit stones, but I can cover all the bases!”
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“I can take you to places for food, drinks, and fun! There is no place I can’t go on this Sun Tree! I’ll make sure you have a fantastic time here!” The yellow cow slapped its chest as it guaranteed.
“There’s no place you can’t go? Impudent cow! Can you go to the top three levels of the Sun Tree?” Xue Zhantian chuckled coldly.
The yellow cow’s expression faltered.
An Lin: “…”
Had Xue Zhantian been provoked by something? Why was he acting like he had swallowed gunpowder?
“Alright, I’ll hire you then.” An Lin threw a vital stone at the yellow cow.
“Thank you very much!” The yellow cow was elated.
As a gold-tier tour guide, it naturally knew what customers would be tycoons.
This man had a snow soul beast, which was one of the continent’s ten legendary beast pets, so how poor cold he be? And his assumptions were verified! This man did indeed appear to be quite rich!
The yellow cow immediately launched into an enthusiastic introduction of the sights and scenes of the first level.
“Brother An Lin, if you’re interested in bird women, there are some very delectable ones in the Northwest. They can shape-shift and flap their wings and take you into the sky as you do them! It’s super stimulating! Hehehe…”
An Lin’s expression darkened. “Nope!”
He hadn’t even f*cked a person, but this cow was encouraging him to f*ck a bird?
What a joke!
The yellow cow’s words faltered again. Hadn’t this man expressed interest at the mention of the bird women? Why was he not interested now?
“Then… Brother An Lin, aside from the bird women, the main attraction of this level is all sorts of rare fruits. There are all sorts of spirit fruits here, including ones that are rarely found elsewhere on the continent…”
The yellow cow led the way, and An Lin identified a few spirit fruits that he liked and purchased.
“The Sun Tree’s Sun Fruits are extremely renowned and are split into different levels. The fruit on this level is the Green Sun Fruit, which is a ninth-grade spirit fruit. It contains extremely rich yang-type essence, but there is a minor side-effect to consuming them, and that is that you will see the sun as green for a while…”
The yellow cow continued to rattle off information.
There wasn’t much An Lin was interested in on the first level, so they went up to the second level.
The yellow cow led the way onto the energy-propelled boards that led to the second level.
“There are so many birds lining up,” Xue Zhantian exclaimed.
He saw over a hundred huge birds of different sizes with their wings withdrawn, standing in line like obedient ducks.
“Come with me!” The yellow cow revealed a sly smile to An Lin and Xue Zhantian before cutting right through the queue toward the front of the line.
An Lin was a little uncertain, but he still followed along.
The crimson bird responsible for operating the energy-propelled boards saw the yellow cow, and a rare expression of respectfulness appeared on its face. “Brother Cow, are those your customers?”
“Yes. Please allow us to go ahead first.” The yellow cow nodded indifferently.
“Sure thing!” The crimson bird smiled before pointing at an energy-propelled board. “Please embark.”
Thus, An Lin and the yellow cow made their way onto the board under the envious gazes of countless birds in the line.
An Lin was a little surprised by this. This cow was only a Soul Formation Initial Stage cultivator. What did it do to make the crimson bird be so respectful toward it?
This was no simple cow…
A triumphant smile appeared on the yellow cow’s face. “Brother An Lin, did you see how bad*ss I was?”
An Lin shook his head. “I wasn’t looking!”
The cow: “???”
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