I Might Be A Fake Cultivator Chapter 1007
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Chapter 1007: More In-Laws
At the thought of himself being “cucked”, An Lin turned to glower at Hong Dou.
His killing intent erupted forth like a tangible wave.
Hong Dou knew that An Lin was serious. He really was angry this time!
Hong Dou had no choice but to hide behind his grandfather for protection.
Thus, the wedding anticipated by the entire Creation Realm drew to a conclusion under such bizarre circumstances. Prior to the wedding, no one would’ve been able to predict that this sequence of events was going to take place.
Not even the bride and groom themselves, Bai Yao and Chen Nan.
They could not have anticipated things turning out like this either.
Both the bride and groom had been abducted, leaving the wedding-goers behind to ponder their lives.
Bai Muyu flew through the air before landing in front of An Lin with an expression as gentle as water.
Even though she hadn’t unleashed any seduction techniques, An Lin’s heart still jolted at the sight of her, and he was almost entranced.
Seduction seemed to have become a part of her. Each and every one of her movements was filled with seductive elements.
Of course, the Fox Tribe regarded this as beauty rather than seduction.
This was probably the main difference between the aesthetic standards of humans and the aesthetic standards of the Fox Tribe. Their movements were extremely seductive, and they regarded this as beauty. After all, how were they going to seduce people if they weren’t beautiful?
The woman before An Lin had a set of intricate brows, below which were a pair of rippling eyes, from which a sense of vulnerability exuded, triggering a strong urge within An Lin’s heart to protect her.
He couldn’t help but sigh with amazement in his heart. This was another dangerous woman!
Meanwhile, Da Bai was already unable to look away.
“You’re the sect leader of the Four Nine Immortal Sect, An Lin, right? Thank you for saving my daughter’s life.” Bai Muyu bowed slightly as a gesture of gratitude, but even that gesture alone was an extremely enticing one.
Thankfully, An Lin had seen a lot of supreme-grade beauties, which gave him a certain level of immunity and allowed him to retain his composure. “There’s no need to thank me. We’re going to be in-laws from now on!”
Bai Muyu: “…”
A faint smile appeared on her face, but she didn’t say anything.
What a shameless man?
Had he even asked her for her opinion on the matter?!
At this moment, many of the Fox Tribe cultivators had surrounded them, and most of them did not seem to be very friendly.
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It was quite clear that An Lin and his group were very much under the limelight.
And this was not the type of limelight one wanted to be under.
After all, no matter how one looked at it, it was his beast pet that had eloped with the princess of the White Fox Tribe, so in a sense, they were wedding-crashers, just like Lan Xiaoni and her group.
The only thing that set them apart from Lan Xiaoni was that they had saved Bai Yao’s life during their wedding-crashing process.
This was also the only reason why An Lin and his group hadn’t been attacked yet.
An Lin was currently mulling over how to rectify this situation and make the White Fox Tribe his in-laws…
“My daughter is not picking up her voice transmission talisman, so can you contact your companion so that we can ascertain their location and pick them up?” A warm and bewitching smile appeared on Bai Muyu’s face as she spoke.
She was feeling quite dejected that her daughter was refusing to answer her calls because of an ugly monkey.
“No problem.” An Lin nodded.
He was also quite concerned about Xiao Chou, so he pulled out his voice transmission talisman to contact him.
A few minutes later, he had tried to contact Xiao Chou a few times, but all to no avail.
An Lin: “…”
What the hell was Xiao Chou doing? Was he really just going to abandon his master for his new love interest?
“Maybe Xiao Chou and Bai Yao are doing something special, so we shouldn’t disturb them, woof!” A suggestive smile appeared on Da Bai’s face.
All of the surrounding white foxes instantly exploded upon hearing this.
“Let’s beat the sh*t out of that big white dog!”
“Waah, is my goddess really going to be soiled by that monkey? I won’t accept this!”
“Don’t try to hold me back! That big white dog is talking sh*t, so I’m killing it right here, right now!”
“I want to eat dog meat tonight!”
All of the white foxes had been provoked by Da Bai’s words, and they flared up.
Da Bai immediately hid behind An Lin, unsure of what he had said or done wrong.
Bai Muyu forced herself to maintain the smile on her face. “Mr. An Lin, I’ll be deploying scouts to search for my daughter now. How about we discuss the other important matters at hand later tonight?”
“Sure!” A distressed expression appeared on his face as he said, “I hope they’re both safe and well.”
In reality, his heart was surging with joy.
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What a brilliant effort by Xiao Chou!
Xiao Chou needed to take this opportunity and get down to “business” with her so that their relationship would really be set in stone!
Bai Muyu handed a badge over to An Lin. “This is the entry pass to the White Fox Imperial Palace. I’m going to organize a search party for my daughter first. Let’s meet again tonight.”
Thus, Bai Muyu bade farewell to An Lin and his group and departed along with all of the other white foxes.
An Lin and his group weren’t in much of a hurry. In fact, they were hoping that the search party would take their time in finding Xiao Chou.
That way, he would have plenty of time to do what he needed to do, hehehe…
“Giant An Lin, Xiao Chou is so impressive to be able to make a beauty like Bai Yao fall for him. How did he do it?” Tina was astonished.
An Lin paused for a moment before making some speculation. “This is perhaps due to a certain law of nature.”
“Which law of nature is that?” Tina cocked her head to the side.
“This is the law of interaction between extreme ugliness and extreme beauty. At face value, this may be two conflicting entities, but they actually even each other out like yin and yang. It is exactly because of their drastic contrast that the most powerful sparks fly when they collide with one another!” An Lin analyzed with a serious expression.
Tina: “… Giant An Lin, I am greatly touched by your ability to spout nonsense.”
An Lin: “…”
Holy crap! Is Little Na catching on already?!
At this moment, a deep and powerful voice suddenly sounded from behind him.
“An Lin, you are truly an extraordinary young man. I have heard many things about you, but even those legendary tales don’t do you justice after seeing you in person. I’ve also heard about what happened to you here, and I can only advise you not to be too dejected.”
An Lin turned with a dark expression to find a rock golem with a golden flame burning in his chest. “What did you hear about me?”
“My grandson, Hong Dou, has already told me everything. You and Bai Yao are in a relationship, and you wanted to abduct her from this wedding, but your monkey saved her instead, upon which she fell in love with your monkey and the two of them eloped into the sunset… You… Sigh, these things do happen. You’ll be happier if you can let it go.” The rock golem looked at An Lin with sympathy in his eyes.
The members of the Divine Rock Tribe were also discussing among themselves.
“Waah, what a moving and tragic story…”
An Lin’s lips twitched. Just how was this story moving and tragic?
“An Lin must be so miserable right now…”
“We should go comfort him and encourage him to move past all of this grief. After all, things like relationships can’t be forced.”
…
An Lin took a deep breath and forced a smile onto his face. “You’re Senior Yue Dou, right?”
“Oh? You recognize me?” The rock golem was a little surprised.
“Of course. I have heard about you for a long time, Senior. I’m also an extremely close friend of your grandson, Hong Dou. Would you mind if I have a private chat with him?” An Lin continued with a smile.
A sense of foreboding welled up in Hong Dou’s heart…
“Hahaha, of course! You young kids should interact with one another rather than with an old man like me. I’ll leave you two to it then.” Yue Dou laughed heartily before turning to leave.
Hong Dou shuddered as he caught up to his grandfather. “Don’t go, Grandpa. I’ll come with you!”
Yue Dou adopted a stern expression. “Don’t be so rude! Sect Leader An Lin is waiting for you! He is a man of infinite potential, and you should take this opportunity to strengthen your friendship with him. Go!”
An Lin made his way toward Hong Dou with a smile. “That’s right, Brother Hong Dou. I’m just here to see you as an old friend. Why are you running away?”
Hong Dou was on the brink of tears. If he stayed with An Lin, he was definitely going to get pummeled!
One thing was for sure—An Lin definitely did not feel very friendly toward him!
In the end, Hong Dou’s grandfather left, despite the beseeching gaze Hong Dou aimed at him.
Hong Dou turned to An Lin and forced a smile onto his face, but his entire body was trembling slightly as his flaming heart pounded in his chest.
“Brother An Lin, long… long time no see.”
An Lin put on a fake smile. “Hong Dou, I really should thank you.”
Upon hearing this, Hong Dou felt like he might not be in danger after all, and he immediately slapped his chest. “Brother An Lin, we’re extremely close friends with one another, and it’s my pleasure to be able to help you out!”
An Lin nodded. “But I still must express my gratitude toward you. I’ll give you a choice. Electrocution therapy or flame therapy?”
Hong Dou: “…”
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