I Might Be A Fake Cultivator Chapter 1028
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Chapter 1028: The Western Paradise
Bai Yao’s arrival at the Four Nine Immortal Sect created a massive stir.
Elder Monkey has a wife and she’s as gorgeous as a Celestial Maiden!
This news spread like wildfire and shocked all of the sect members. Everyone was astonished that the person they had thought would be least likely to marry anyone anytime soon would score a gorgeous wife like this.
As a result, many people felt crushed, but there were also some who were inspired and encouraged by this.
On the dao plaza of the Dragon Pavilion.
“From this, we can see that a man does not need to be handsome to score a beautiful wife.”
Gongsun Chen, whose looks were decidedly average and mundane, stroked his elegant long hair as he spoke with an expression of brimming confidence.
Sun Xiaodie chuckled coldly. “You don’t have to be handsome, but you do need to have a distinct look. Even if you’re ugly, you have to be ugly enough for beauties to remember you!”
Gongsun Chen with his completely average looks felt like he had just had a sword stabbed into his chest, and he had no response to this statement.
Within the Four Nine Immortal Sect, there were the Dragon Pavilion, Man Pavilion, Sword Pavilion, and Purple Star Pavilion that were open at the moment.
In the end, Bai Yao chose to join Little Lang’s Man Pavilion. The White-Scaled Wolf God was quite exceptional in his mastery of the Ancient Man Tribe’s cultivation methods and techniques.
After a brief period of shock, everything returned to normal.
However, the sect only became more and more renowned as the days went by.
News of the Four Nine Immortal Sect crushing the Dragon Court of the Eastern Seas and the role they played in the Fox Tribe incident spread like wildfire throughout the Tai Chu Continent.
The Four Nine Immortal Sect’s influence began to grow more and more powerful, and there were no longer any other sects that dared to oppose them for no good reason. At the very least, forces like the Nine Imperials or the Dragon Court of the Eastern Seas would have to have a long hard think before they made a move against the Four Nine Immortal Sect.
After resting for a further five days at the sect, An Lin had finally completely recovered from his injuries.
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Xu Xiaolan and the others had already returned to school, and Xu Xiaolan also resumed her journey as a Chef God.
An Lin looked at the map in his hand, and his heart was itching to do something.
Should he… go and have a look?
If this map really did have something to do with the Spirit Fish Clan, then it would be quite a dangerous trip. It would be too dangerous for him alone, so he needed some reinforcements.
The Four Nine Immortal Sect had many things that needed to be attended to and the divine mirror enforcement team was coming along quite nicely as well, so there weren’t that many people he could take with him.
After much effort, An Lin finally managed to convince the Jade Bone Immortal Bug against photosynthesizing with Xiao Hong and come with him on this adventure instead.
Tina was like a little warm coat that agreed to come with him wherever he went.
Exploring and adventuring in all sorts of fun places all over the world was the activity she derived the most joy from.
Thus, the three of them immediately set off for the West Sea.
The West Sea was, as the name suggested, the ocean located in the westernmost area of the Tai Chu Continent.
The sea there was vast and boundless, and it was home to many mysterious and powerful sea monsters.
Within the West Sea, there were two main forces—the Spirit Fish Clan and the Heavenly Turtle Tribe.
An Lin knew that these two tribes were both constituents of the ten Realm-Guardian Tribes, and he had been tracking their development in the Divine Mirror World.
Generally speaking, the Spirit Fish Clan was quite invasive, while the Heavenly Turtle Tribe was content to keep to themselves and was averse to war and invasion.
An Lin was obviously going to seek help from the Heavenly Turtle Tribe to decipher this map.
“Goodbye!” An Lin waved to all of the sect disciples who had come to see him off.
“Farewell, Sect Leader An Lin! We pray for your triumphant return!” the sect disciples yelled in unison.
A content smile appeared on An Lin’s face.
It had to be said that Bai Ling was doing a good job of disciplining the sect disciples. Just this farewell alone was very much to his taste.
A little fairy sat on An Lin’s left shoulder and was responsible for their spatial travel, while a colorful butterfly sat on his right shoulder, releasing poison mist to ward off any unwanted visitors.
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Thus, the three of them set off toward the teleportation spell formation that would be the first step of their journey to the West Sea.
The furthest location in the west that could be reached via the Kingdom of the Nine States’ teleportation spell formation was the Western Paradise.
The Buddhist Kingdom and the Heavenly Court were quite friendly with one another, and An Lin had previously helped Qing Zhi transcend his tribulation. Besides, An Lin had been looking forward to visiting this renowned realm on the Tai Chu Continent for a long time.
After a rush of dizziness, An Lin appeared on a circular dao plaza.
All of the living beings gathered here had arrived via teleportation spell formations.
“Wow, so many dazzling bald heads! Xiao Hong would love this place!” the Jade Bone Immortal Bug, who had clearly been corrupted by Xiao Hong, exclaimed with excitement.
Most of the living beings around them were monks or nuns, and their bald heads shone under the sun as if they were moving lightbulbs.
Upon hearing this, An Lin couldn’t help but think back to those muscular bald monks wearing friendly smiles that Xiao Hong had once summoned within her domain.
He shuddered at the memory.
An Lin looked up at the clear, blue sky and the bright and beautiful sun as well as the smiles on the face of everyone around them, and he had to admit that this place really did seem like paradise.
Along the streets, all of the shop doors were wide open. Apparently, they didn’t even need to be closed at night.
There weren’t any thieves on the streets as there really was nothing worth stealing.
If you had nothing to eat and no place to live, the monks would provide you with food and shelter.
If you had no job, the monks would introduce work for you.
If you had no cultivation methods, the monks would give you a good one.
If you had no money, the monks would set up a rainy day fund for you.
If you had no women… then the monks would give you an inflatable doll.
However, if you forced yourself upon a woman and did something inappropriate, then the monks really would send you to paradise, except this one would be in the afterlife.
In short, this was a place where you could live very happily without a care in the world.
All of your basic needs could be fulfilled.
As such, crime rates were extremely low as there was simply no incentive.
An Lin and the others explored the city to discover that Qing Hu City was a lot more interesting. The monks weren’t as handsome as male foxes and the nuns weren’t as seductive as vixens. There was nothing that attracted An Lin here.
He bought a few incense sticks with soothing effects. After that, he decided to continue his journey to the West Sea.
He had to take care of business, so he couldn’t afford to dilly-dally here!
“Little Na, it’s all up to you now! Go west!” An Lin commanded.
“No problem!” Tina spread open her arms and tore open a spatial rift.
A burst of surprised yells rang out from around them.
A Return to Void Stage mighty figure that was able to control spatial power was always extremely eye-catching; this was especially so when this mighty figure was such an adorable little fairy, so all of the surrounding bystanders were naturally quite surprised.
Tina latched onto An Lin’s big hand with her tiny hand as they stepped into the spatial passageway to end their short trip to the Western Paradise.
The Western Paradise was about five hundred thousand kilometers away from the West Sea.
Tina was extremely proficient in her spatial spell technique and didn’t have any suicidal road rage tendencies like Xue Zhantian. As such, they managed to cross this distance in just two short days.
Above a vast expanse of blue ocean, a spatial crack appeared in the air.
An Lin, Tina, and the Jade Bone Immortal Bug had just arrived at the legendary West Sea.
“Wow! So much water! Such a big ocean!” Tina’s emerald eyes glowed as she exclaimed in marvel.
An Lin’s lips twitched. “You should learn some idioms from Little Tian. Otherwise, it’s very hard to flex when you talk in such an immature way.”
Tina pouted in displeasure and ignored An Lin.
An Lin turned his eyes toward the boundless ocean below. “Now then… How are we going to find the Heavenly Turtle Tribe’s Moving Heavenly Star Island?”
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