I Might Be A Fake Cultivator Chapter 1195
Advertisement
Chapter 1195: An Lin’s Divine Tool
The number one pill refinement master of the Heavenly Court was refining a divine pill for him while the number one tool refinement master of the Heavenly Court was refining a divine tool for him. This was pretty much the best combination possible.
An Lin wasn’t really worried that something would go wrong, but he still decided to pay Emperor Ziwei a visit.
He was quite curious about just how a divine tool was refined.
Su Qianyun stayed behind to play with Yue Tu, so An Lin headed to the Ziwei Pavilion by himself.
Atop a vast expanse of white clouds, a series of grand immortal buildings appeared before his eyes.
Five pillars of divine light rose into the sky, as if they were supporting the entire heavens.
An Lin made his way to the core region of the Heavenly Court, greeting all of the familiar immortals along the way.
“Hey, Mr. An Lin, I heard you went to wreak havoc in the Dragon Court? How exciting! Why didn’t you call me up? I would’ve loved to come with you…” A delicate youth standing atop two wind flame wheels with a heavenly red silk scarf around his body flew toward An Lin with excitement etched onto his face.
An Lin’s face convulsed slightly as he offered an explanation, “Mr. Ne Zha, I did not go to wreak havoc on the Dragon Court. I was only there to borrow money!”
“Haha… I understand. When I made my last visit, I was going to enjoy some wine with the old Dragon King.” A slightly disconsolate expression appeared on his face as he continued, “But my father refused to believe me and sealed me away for a century.”
An Lin: “…”
Drink wine my f*cking *ss!
The last time Ne Zha visited the Dragon Court, he had stained the entire Dragon Court red with dragon blood and almost completely shattered the good relations the Dragon Court shared with the Heavenly Court! Even an idiot knew that Ne Zha’s words were not to be trusted!
As for An Lin, he really was just there to borrow some money!
Advertisement
He bade farewell to Ne Zha.
Other immortals passing by came over to greet him.
An Lin was extremely renowned throughout the entire Heavenly Court, so all of the immortals were quite warm and enthusiastic toward him.
However, their words of greeting were a little scathing.
“Hi Mr. An Lin, I heard Xu Xiaolan became the first Return to Void Stage student of The United University of Cultivation. How do you feel about this as the man in the relationship?”
“Mr. Qian Liyan, cultivation bases don’t tell the whole story. Xiaolan is superior to me in terms of cultivation base, but she listens to everything I say. If I tell her to do something, she wouldn’t dare not to do it!”
“Oh, that makes sense. I’ll pass on what you said to Ms. Xu Xiaolan.”
“No! Mr. Qian Liyan, please wait! I have some Dragon Court pearl eye drops for you that are great for improving eye health and clarity of vision…”
…
“Hi Mr. An Lin, long time no see. When is Chef God Xiaolan going to resume her business? I’m dying to get a taste of her food again…”
“Celestial Maiden Ying Cao, you seem to have forgotten that I’m a Chef God too. Why aren’t you asking me when I’ll be back in business?”
An Lin felt like he was being ignored.
“Hehe… you’re so busy all the time, Sect Leader An Lin. Besides, you can’t make Xiaolan’s signature dish, Holy Flame Pig Trotter Cheating Man Stew.” Celestial Maiden Ying Cao stuck her tongue out.
“Wha… what did you say?” An Lin shuddered upon hearing this.
“Holy Flame Pig Trotter Cheating Man Stew! It’s super delicious and very popular among all of the tycoon Celestial Maidens of the Heavenly Court…” Celestial Maiden Ying Cao explained with a smile.
A chill ran down An Lin’s spine, and his features paled as he hurriedly bade farewell to Celestial Maiden Ying Cao.
What the hell…
Why would Xiaolan make a dish like this…
Is she trying to imply something?
A series of questions flew through An Lin’s mind, and in the end, he made a decision to be good to Xiaolan from now on in case she developed some other terrifying ideas…
Advertisement
Before he knew it, he had arrived at the Ziwei Pavilion.
The purple divine light pillar that illuminated the entire Heavenly Court was actually quite gentle on the eye and was not as dazzling and piercing as one would expect.
There was a little girl holding an antiquated sword standing by the gate.
She immediately jogged over at the sight of An Lin before speaking in a tender voice, “Hello, handsome big brother, what business do you…”
She didn’t get a chance to finish her sentence before a cold voice sounded, “Get back here, Zi Ling! That man is too dangerous, so take extra care around him.”
An Lin stood rooted to the spot.
At this moment, Emperor Ziwei appeared with a serious expression that was filled with prestige and majesty.
“What business do you have today, Mr. An Lin?” Emperor Ziwei asked with a solemn expression.
“I’m not here for anything in particular, I just wanted to inquire about my divine tool,” An Lin replied with a smile.
“You don’t need to worry about that, Mr. An Lin. The divine tool is coming along quite nicely. I will have it ready for you in six months to a century!” Emperor Ziwei promised with conviction in his voice.
An Lin was astonished. “Why is there such a massive range?!”
“Is there? The upper limit is only a short hundred years! How is that long?” Emperor Ziwei spoke with furrowed brows.
An Lin rolled his eyes. “How is a hundred years short? I think our concepts of time are a little different. In a hundred years, I will already have children with Xiaolan!”
Emperor Ziwei shook his head. “Being impatient won’t do you any good. I have to take full responsibility for every single procedure. Refining a divine tool requires the utmost precision and attention!”
Emperor Ziwei’s diligence seemed to have resonated with An Lin, and so, he stopped trying to hurry Emperor Ziwei. Instead, he turned with a curious expression to look at the little girl who was holding onto Emperor Ziwei’s sleeve in an affectionate manner. “Emperor Ziwei, this Zi Ling is so adorable! Is she your daughter?”
Emperor Ziwei asked with a cautious expression, “Why do you ask?”
“Oi oi… Ziwei, why are you looking at me like I’m some sort of pedophile?” An Lin was getting a little disgruntled. “You’re slandering me in front of this adorable, innocent little girl!”
“However, this little girl sure has an eye for handsome men. She immediately called me handsome big brother just then…” An Lin was clearly quite fond of this little girl.
Zi Ling spoke in her tender voice, “Papa taught me that. He told me that I should call men with mediocre looks handsome big brother as that would make them feel better!”
Emperor Ziwei smiled. “My adopted daughter does indeed have a good eye for handsome men.”
An Lin: “…”
“To think that even Senior Ziwei has an adopted daughter. I always thought you were the kind of man who was cold and arrogant, without any desires nor heartfelt emotions. Who would have thought that you would become a little girl’s papa?”
An Lin had to recover for a moment before sighing with emotion.
Emperor Ziwei’s lips twitched imperceptibly. Why did it sound like An Lin was insulting him?
However, An Lin’s words seemed to have opened up a new can of worms.
Emperor Ziwei was indeed seemingly completely disinterested in women. Apparently, he had never tried to pursue any Celestial Maidens, and he turned down all of the Celestial Maidens who took the initiative to pursue him.
This was a well-known fact by everyone in the Heavenly Court. Emperor Ziwei even had the nickname of Paragon Lone Wolf as a result, which was why An Lin was quite surprised.
Ziwei gently held onto Zi Ling’s little hand. “It’s not that I don’t want to be in a relationship and find a dao partner for myself… It’s just that there are no women in this world worthy of me! I don’t want to make any compromises, and that’s why I’ve been single up to this very day!”
An arrogant and aloof aura emanated from his body as he spoke.
An Lin: “…”
An Lin felt like he had figured out why Ziwei was single.
Advertisement
- In Serial41 Chapters
NEVER JUDGE
“Y-y-you’re the heir of Reyes Group?” Ian managed to stutter out. “Yes. And I would prefer no one in Mor Co. figured it out. If I know Marco’s efficiency by the time we get back to the office my appointment as an assistant to the President of Mor Co. will be announced. At the same time all business registrations of Mor Co. will be moved to my name. All the directors will be informed of this but no one else.” Camilla and Ian nodded in understanding._____________________________________________________ Cedric Reyes has a secret, he is the heir and eldest son of the rich and powerful Reyes clan. As tradition all heirs of their family have to go through a form of poverty training at the age of fifteen. They are left to fend for themselves with no contact and barely any money. Since leaving, he's gotten married to Adrianna Herandez, the Treasure of the Hernandez clan. Adrianna's family had always looked down at him due to his humble origins, but Adrianna has always stuck by him. Treated badly by his classmates in the past, and his in law in the present. They are about to encounter the shock of their lives. The Reyes Heir rules the country with his friends, the four princes, who are each from powerful and well respected families. Cover by: @vuitsuart (Instagram) @vuitsuart#6587 (Discord) Follow me: @wounded_warriorauthor on Instagram
8 236 - In Serial7 Chapters
Lancelot Deep Impact
Lancelot Chapter Prologue Dungeon the product of Fantasy Novel where magic and monsters live, became life Fue tecnology in 22th century. By the end of the 21st century the land was polluted and overcrowded. So the world has become a huge favela and where the world is controlled the military police of each country. Due to the drastic global climate cooling that began in the year 2075, food supplies were decreased energy sources were frequently disputed. Approximately in the year 2090 the third world war was released with a duration of 20 years with which the population fell 3 billion inhabitants. The fact that the war was not convert in a thermonuclear war, was due to the appearance of foreign objects the size of football stadiums, in different parallels of the world, with the following label: "If you're looking for a destination where you can get resources, riches and have the adventure of a lifetime, this is the perfect place for you Lancelot Dungeon." People stopped fighting each other, with this the adventurers were born, the new adventure form human race begin.
8 153 - In Serial6 Chapters
Psyche Reflection
In the universe, Year 20XX, there exists people who are able to enter the cognitive realms of others and alter their perceptions and emotions, for better or worse. These people are known as "Divers" for their ability to dive into the psyche of others in a process called the "Psyche Dive". The cognitive realm is unique to each individual, hence it's also named the "Reflected World". There, one's innermost emotions and beliefs are materialised when the balance between the id (source of psychodynamic energy, represented by our desires and individuality.) and the superego (represented by our conscience and need to conform to society) is disrupted, with the id overpowering the superego more often than not.As a result, the excess psychodynamic energy on either side results in the formation of Spectres, ghost-like beings that haunt the ego (an individual's personality) and push a person to ruin by clouding his perceptions of reality, influencing his decision making in the process. If left unchecked, Spectres would continue to grow in number and power, eventually consuming the ego completely to form Demons within the person's psyche. At this point, it is extremely difficult to restore a person's id to its original state, as Demons are often extremely powerful and well-protected by their army of Spectres. People who are possessed by Demons are often twisted individuals who commit the most heinous of crimes, as they have lost all of their conscience and morals, fuelled only by their desires. The Divers are the last hope for humanity against the Spectres and Demons. Armed with the power to use their cognition to fashion into effective weapons against these abominations, the Divers seek to cleanse the minds of victims from such insidious influences. 21 year old Lee Jin Kai became a Diver abruptly on his first day as a University student, after a chance meeting with a beautiful foreign exchange student by the name of Aiko Verde. Despite having different motivations, the pair must now stick together, as they traverse the psyches of various people while gathering comrades, resolving real-world issues in the process... Inspired by Persona 5.
8 192 - In Serial277 Chapters
Reincarnated as a World
Eridel Domicus was the trash of the Domicus family, an extremely powerful family that had dominion over a large part of the world, having riches upon riches and ways upon ways. However, it was their greatest pride turned biggest shame to have a young master that... no. Let it not be said. But one night, the 22 year old Eridel had incomprehensibly... died.But even more unfathomable was the fact that against all logic he began to see again. And what Eridel saw... terrified him.Or at least that was supposed to be how he reacted right? Why is it that... ------------------------ The first light novel of [ The Monarch ].
8 1764 - In Serial9 Chapters
Deus Ex Machina
Narrator Mode On: It is inside. The error, the machine, the program. Now all is broken. Now all is a glitched world. It doesn't remember, it doesn't feel, it doesn't think. Or does it? It arrives at a new land, literally. Now a choice between two gods will be taken. Choose wisely, because your life depends on it. Will it slay the spire, or descend the abyss?
8 59 - In Serial16 Chapters
How These Floorboards Creak
this is a concept I really like but I've never seen it done right so I decided to take matters into my own handsAmerica is ordered to take a week to invite over a few of his fellow nations in order for them to get along better. He takes them to his old house of which only Lithuania has been in. The only issue is that the other don't know the extent of America. It's either the easy way or the hard way depending on if they can follow five simple rules.1. Take your shoes off when you go inside. 2. No fighting.3. Don't go in the attic.4. Don't go in the basement. 5. Ask if you need help with something. Just watch and learn.
8 166

