Chapter 1210: I Really Am Your Principal

Dear teachers and students, I am your principal, Wang Xianyu!

Those large, golden characters made for an extremely unsettling sight.

Everyone fell deathly silent.

All of the teachers stared blankly at the shiny, golden characters in the sky with their eyes wide and mouths agape.

There was a teacher who fell straight off their sword from shock.

Everyone was immobilized by astonishment.

This saliva-blasting, sexy-lipped colossal whale with four pillar-like legs that had incurred the rage of countless students and teachers alike… was their principal?

The same legendary principal whom no one had ever seen?!

“No… That’s impossible!”

“I refuse to accept this!”

“How can my principal be a whale monster?!”

“And it’s a saliva-blasting whale monster that forced us to eat its saliva!”

“Eurgh… Impossible! Eurgh…”

Countless students and teachers were having mental breakdowns.

“That’s bullsh*t! Our principal is clearly a handsome man, not some whale monster! I’ve seen his portrait in the University Hall of Fame!”

“That’s right! This shameless whale is an imposter!”

“What a sick, brazen prank!”

“I’ve seen our principal over a century ago. He is an elegant and graceful man with poise and good manners, not some cocky, massive saliva cannon!”

Many of the students and teachers began to offer counterarguments to the whale’s far-fetched claims.

The whale pursed its lips in an extremely humanized gesture before blowing another bubble—I am Wang Xianyu. I only became like this due to some special circumstances. Otherwise, how else do you think I was able to pass through the university’s spell formation completely unscathed?

The shiny, golden text began to appear again.

However, not a single person was convinced.

All of a sudden, Vice-Principal Yu Hua flew through the air. He was accompanied by the Celestial Thearch!

“Principal, I’ve brought the Celestial Thearch here. Perhaps he can find a way to treat your condition!” Vice-Principal Yu Hua yelled before exclaiming in shock, “Holy f*ck! Why are there so many people around?!”

The four-legged whale blew a resigned bubble—I wanted to come back to the university to have a look, but I was too big and attracted all of these spectating students and teachers.

Vice-Principal Yu Hua nodded upon hearing this. “Oh, I see.”

“Haha, you’re finally back, Wang Xianyu.” The Celestial Thearch also extended a warm greeting.

Silence. Deathly, deathly silence.

Tens of thousands of students and teachers, including An Lin, all felt as if they had been struck by lightning. They stared blankly at the whale monster before them as waves of shock surged through their hearts.

It was him! It really was him!!!

They could refuse to believe the four-legged whale, but they couldn’t refuse to believe Vice-Principal Yu Hua and the Celestial Thearch! This four-legged whale really was Principal Wang Xianyu!

“My God, my principal is a whale monster…”

“No, I refuse to believe this! My principal should be a peerlessly handsome immortal!”

Some of the students had already collapsed to the ground again with their minds completely adrift.

Some of them felt like their dreams had been shattered, and their hearts were throbbing with pain.

“It’s over. It’s all over. I just let loose a torrent of abuse at the principal. Time to update my resume and apply for some other jobs…”

Some of the teachers were also lamenting their misfortune.

All of the evidence had been stacked up against their favor, and they had no choice but to accept the truth.

An Lin felt like his head was filled with mush.

He had speculated that this was a mythological beast that was protecting the school. But instead, this was the f*cking principal?!

However, that explained why the four-legged whale was telling An Lin that it was the one who was looking after the university as opposed to An Lin. This was the principal!

“Principal Wang, please restrain your aura. You’re going to scare the students and teachers. They still have to go to classes soon,” Vice-Principal Yu Hua persuaded.

The four-legged whale blew another bubble—I was doing a small test, and I’m very satisfied with the results. All of these students and teachers are full of vigor and a sense of pride in the school. They’re not afraid to show their emotions, and they’re not afraid to fight for what they think is right.

All of the students and teachers blushed slightly upon hearing this.

When he said they were not afraid to show their emotions, was he referring to all of the abuse they had hurled at him?

An Lin was also feeling a little embarrassed.

When he said they were not afraid to fight for what they thought was right, was he referring to the Fire God Fist that he had launched at him?

The four-legged whale blew another bubble—For their splendid performance, I gave all of them some divine fluid as a reward.

Everyone faltered upon seeing this.

Divine fluid? What divine fluid?

“Ah… No wonder I feel so warm all over, as if there is a flow of warmth opening up my meridians. It was that!”

“What was it?”

“You might not believe me if I say it, but I inhaled some of that saliva vapor…”

“Hey! I’m feeling the same thing! I thought I was just imagining things, but I can feel that power opening up my meridians and strengthening my body!”

“Could it be… that those balls of water the principal spat out were actually balls of divine fluid?!”

All of the students and teachers were dumbstruck upon discovering this.

Those that had held their breaths and rejected the vapor were all regretting their decision.

In the meantime, all those that had accidentally inhaled the vapor were extremely elated and were whooping for joy, as if they had just swallowed a free spirit pill!

“Haha, long live the principal!”

“I would’ve inhaled some more of it if I had known earlier, eurgh…”

“Eurgh… The water vapor really does work.”

Soon, many of the students began to inhale the vapor lingering in the air, but they still couldn’t help but retch at the thought of where it had come from.

“Think about it this way. The dragon saliva incense of the Dragon Tribe is extremely valuable. Isn’t our principal’s whale saliva even more valuable? We should embrace it and be thankful! Eurgh…”

All of the students and teachers retched as they expressed praise and gratitude toward their principal, creating an extremely bizarre spectacle.

Even the whale principal couldn’t endure this much longer, and he immediately blew a bubble.

The shiny, golden characters on the bubble read—Hurry up and go to class!

The four-legged whale abruptly withdrew his aura, and all of the students and teachers that had been pinned to the ground instantly regained their mobility again.

“Many thanks, principal!”

“Farewell, principal!”

All of the students and teachers bade farewell to the principal, and some offered genuine words of gratitude while others were more pretentious in their thanks.

This principal was much weirder than even their wildest imaginations.

Countless people had envisioned scenarios when the principal returned to the university.

However, never did they think that their principal would arrive at the university as a four-legged whale monster and offer its saliva as rewards to them…

The students and teachers were still quite dumbstruck, and they felt as if ten thousand mythological beasts were stampeding through their hearts, but they still put on a front to farewell the principal as a gesture of respect.

An Lin was also turning to leave.

At this moment, Wang Xianyu blew another bubble.

“An Lin, Xu Xiaolan, Xuanyuan Cheng, Su Qianyun, please wait. The principal would like to have a word with all of you,” Vice-Principal Yu Hua immediately called out upon seeing the words on the bubble.