I Might Be A Fake Cultivator Chapter 1242
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Chapter 1242: Getting Beaten Silly
An Lin was just about to attack, but Little Xie prevented him from doing so.
The master didn’t want to stay in autopilot mode anymore, but the sword spirit forced the master to remain in autopilot mode.
“Be careful then. That sinister devil isn’t going to be easy to deal with,” An Lin cautioned.
“Don’t worry, I’m more powerful than you. If I can’t beat him, then we’re all screwed,” Little Xie spoke with a serious expression on her face.
An Lin: “…”
Even though he was the one being protected, he was feeling a little pissed off for some reason.
Dong Yang’s sleeves began to explode as dark green energy revolved around his arms, creating a series of special diagrams. These diagrams were like tattoos that were engraved onto his arms, releasing bursts of divine light.
“Take this!”
Dong Yang pounced toward Little Xie, and his fist descended with a terrifying might.
Divine light surged, and the space around him crumbled.
It was not an exaggeration to say that if a normal Return to Void Intermediate Stage cultivator was to take a punch like this head-on, they would be annihilated into nothingness.
Little Xie’s expression remained unchanged. Even though her body was quite petite, her sword strikes were extremely powerful, clashing with monstrous force against Dong Yang’s fists!
Boom!
A violent explosion erupted as the fist collided with the sword, and terrifying shockwaves swept outward in a frenzy.
Little Xie stumbled back in retreat from the terrifying force of the collision, but a bloodthirsty smile appeared on Dong Yang’s face as he continued to press home his advantage!
A series of sharp, inky-black sword projections swept through the air.
Little Xie’s sword strikes were very powerful, but all of them were pulverized by Dong Yang’s monstrous fists.
Little Xie was slowly being forced onto the back foot.
However, An Lin wasn’t really worried as he felt like Little Xie still had many trump cards she hadn’t used.
However, he was soon greeted by a sight that had him completely astonished.
Little Xie wielded her sword to defend herself against Dong Yang’s relentless attacks, but tears were beginning to flow from the corners of her large eyes. Her cute little nose sniffled, and her lips pouted with an aggrieved expression.
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An Lin exclaimed with a shocked expression, “Little Xie has been beaten to the point of tears?!”
Little Xie turned to An Lin with an enraged expression upon hearing this, and she bit down upon her lower lip, as if she was trying to hold back her tears. However, the tears still fell anyway, giving her an extremely vulnerable and pitiable look.
“Holy f*ck! How dare you bully my Little Xie? I’ll kill you!” An Lin was instantly enraged.
He immediately unleashed his Fire God Mode and launched a Four Times Fire God Fist upon Dong Yang!
“Piss off! Don’t hurt my Little Xie!”
His fist fell like an incandescent sun.
Dong Yang met An Lin’s fist with a fist of his own, but he was bashed into the ground, and his twisted, black hand almost exploded, thereby indicating just how terrifying An Lin’s punch was.
However, it was also at this moment that a heart-wrenching sense of grief suddenly welled up in An Lin’s heart.
“Waah…” Irrepressible tears began to flow down his face.
An Lin had clearly come out on top in that opening exchange, but he began to weep for some reason.
“Waah… What did you do to me?!”
An Lin howled as he sobbed.
A sly grin appeared on Dong Yang’s face, and he stood up before spreading his wings to abruptly pounce toward An Lin, launching a devastating fist at the same time!
An Lin’s heart jolted with shock, and he hurriedly retaliated with his fists, only to find that his power was somewhat handicapped by his crushing grief.
“I’ll help you!” Little Xie charged toward Dong Yang while wielding her Evil-Slaying Sword.
Thus, An Lin and Little Xie howled with sobs as they battled Dong Yang.
Da Bai was completely dumbstruck as he spectated from a distance.
What a bizarre scenario!
Even though An Lin and Little Xie had both been debilitated by their overwhelming grief, their combined powers were still able to dominate Dong Yang. Before long, one of his wings had been chopped off by Little Xie while An Lin blasted the other one into oblivion with an almighty fist.
“Die!” An Lin howled with tears as the Divine Inspection Technique flashed past his eyes, thereby allowing him to identify a flaw in Dong Yang’s defense and launch a monstrous punch into his waist.
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Boom!
Dong Yang’s waist caved in and twisted from the force of the fist.
Shockwaves exploded forth, pulverizing the ground within a radius of over five kilometers to dust.
“Pfff…” Dong Yang threw up a mouthful of crimson blood as he stumbled back in retreat.
At this moment, Little Xie had already charged toward him with a brilliant black light erupting from her Evil-Slaying Sword.
“Evil Sword Technique, Royal Divine Monarch!”
Boundless sword intent surged into the sky, tearing apart the rock formations overhead.
The sword projection was like a divine monarch descending upon this world with regal, unstoppable force!
Dong Yang hurriedly unleashed a divine dao barrier, but the sword projection sliced through the barrier like a hot knife through butter before tearing into Dong Yang’s body.
“Ah…!”
Dong Yang let loose a wail of anguish, and blood gushed forth from his chest as he hurtled back in retreat again.
An Lin and Little Xie immediately gave chase to press home their advantage!
“Do you think you’ve won? No! You will be the ones that lose in the end!”
Divine dao light erupted from Dong Yang’s arms again. This time, it was an extremely dark light that made his arms as resolute as black, divine metals.
“Repent and despair!” Dong Yang roared as he clenched his claws into fists. A divine dao light erupted as he unleashed a barrage of attacks toward An Lin and Little Xie.
An Lin and Little Xie countered ruthlessly.
One second later, Dong Yang was bashed into the ground again as he threw up a large mouthful of blood.
“Your loss has been sealed! You have no chance of winning! You are facing boundless despair!” Dong Yang crawled up from the ground with a malicious smile before pouncing toward An Lin and Little Xie again.
Three seconds later.
Boom!
Dong Yang was bashed into the ground again, and his body was riddled with wounds.
“Hehehe… You can’t defeat me! Are you feeling despair now?”
Dong Yang chuckled triumphantly as he threw up a mouthful of blood.
Da Bai was completely dumbstruck. “Has this sinister devil been beaten silly? He’s clearly the one that should be in despair! Is he getting things mixed up here?!”
However, right at this moment, An Lin and Little Xie’s expressions became extremely grave.
“It’s over, Little Xie. We can’t beat him!” An Lin said with tears flowing down his face.
“You’re right. The enemy is simply too powerful. If things continue like this, we’re going to lose.” Little Xie wiped the tears from her eyes with an expression of utmost despair.
“Let’s beg for our lives…” An Lin trembled in fear.
Da Bai’s eyes widened with incredulity. He felt like he was hallucinating.
What the hell was going on here?
An Lin and Little Xie were clearly beating the crap out of their opponent, but they were both in complete despair and discussing whether they should surrender?!
“Hahaha… You’re going to lose! I won’t spare your lives!”
“None of you will get away! All of you must repent and despair!”
A divine light erupted from Dong Yang’s inky-black arms, and the strange symbols began to squirm on his skin as he launched his fists toward An Lin and Little Xie again!
Boom!
An Lin and Little Xie attacked at the same time.
Shockwaves surged for several kilometers.
“Pfff… !”
Dong Yang threw up a mouthful of blood as he crashed to the ground, creating the nth massive crater below him.
An Lin looked on with panic and despair. “Little Xie, we can’t win. Let’s hurry up, and get out of here!”
Little Xie’s legs gave out from under her as she collapsed to the ground and wiped her tears. “It’s over. Dong Yang is too powerful, we can’t escape! We’re all screwed!”
Da Bai almost knocked himself out with a vicious slap to the face.
“Holy f*ck, it’s not a dream!
“Dong Yang isn’t the one that has been beaten silly, it’s Big Brother An and Little Xie instead! Woof!”
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