Chapter 1650: The Sh*tty Wait

Translator: Henyee Translations Editor: Henyee Translations

The Heavenly Gods had guessed that Tina’s scouting device would appear on the Tai Chu Continent again.

But they didn’t think that the polite scouting device that had offered them spirit fruits last time would be throwing sh*t at them now!

What impudence!

It was throwing sh*t at the heavens!

The Heavenly Gods instantly exploded with fury!

A terrifying ripple descended from the heavens.

Everything within a radius of over a hundred kilometers was reduced to nothingness.

Little Tina and those piles of abhorrent sh*t were no exception to this.

Even though none of the Heavenly Gods had been struck by the sh*t, they were enraged beyond belief and wanted nothing more than to kill An Lin and his group!

The Heavenly Gods were representatives of the heavens and should be revered and worshipped by all. No one dared to show them any dissent or disrespect! But now, a scouting device dared to throw sh*t at them.

What shocking humiliation!

“Argh! I’m going to stuff sh*t into An Lin’s mouth once I get my hands on him!” Wu Ming was enraged beyond belief.

“Atchoo!” An Lin suddenly sneezed within the Divine Mirror World.

“What’s up?” Xu Xiaolan asked.

“Nothing…” An Lin waved a hand and said, “Someone must be thinking about me. It’s not easy being this popular.”

At this moment, Tina burst into laughter outside the coffin.

“What’s there to be so happy about?” Dongfang Zhuangshi was perplexed.

“Could it be that our reinforcements have arrived?” Gluttony’s eyes lit up.

Tina shook her head with an amused smile. “Not yet, but I’ve successfully enraged the Heavenly Gods, and it feels really awesome!”

Everyone drew a sharp intake of breath upon hearing this.

“En… enraged the Heavenly Gods? How is that awesome?” An Lin was a little panicked. He was still hoping that the Heavenly Gods would grow tired of waiting and leave. But Tina was drawing more hatred from them! What was she doing?

Tina raised her head with a proud expression. “I love seeing them hate me but can’t do anything about it.”

Dongfang Zhuangshi was astonished. He couldn’t comprehend this fairy’s logic anymore.

An Lin thought about this and felt like Tina was right, so he gave her a thumbs-up. “Nice one!”

After being encouraged, Tina continued to look for the stinkiest and most disgusting piles of sh*t from all over the Divine Mirror World before delivering them to the Heavenly Gods with her scouting devices.

She did this time and time again.

All of the Heavenly Gods were just about tearing their hair out by the roots.

What the f*ck was this scouting device doing?!

They were infuriated by the fact that they could only watch and do nothing about this! All of their prestige had been swept to the ground!

Heavenly Goddess Wu Ming was so angry that her curly green hair was now completely straightened from anger. She gritted her teeth as she looked at the receding spatial crack before them. “Eight times… This is the eighth f*cking time! I’ve never thought that a living being from this world would dare to throw sh*t at me and do it repeatedly!”

The Heavenly Soul God wore a thunderous expression. “Calm down. They won’t be able to keep up these shenanigans for much longer. The Heavenly Heaven God is on its way here, and once it arrives, it’s going to crush all of them!”

Within the Divine Mirror World.

An Lin pulled out his Karma Star Protection Divine Disk and summoned Xiao Fu again.

“Hehe, Xiao Fu, you stupid thing! Look at us! We’re still alive!” An Lin spoke with a mocking expression, “Didn’t you say we were screwed before? What about now?”

Xiao Fu sat with her legs folded beneath her and her hands resting on her legs as she looked around with confusion on her face. “Impossible… You changed your fate?”

An Lin pursed his lips. “Are you really a pinnacle divine tool? If you had offered some sort of rebuttal, it would at least be a show of your pride, but now, you’re just sitting like an idiot on the crystal disk. You’re making me wonder if I obtained a fake divine tool!”

Xiao Fu’s cheeks were flushed with embarrassment, and she flared up with rage and humiliation. “You’re the idiot, you’re the idiot, you’re the idiot!”

An Lin: “…”

So his newly-obtained divine tool had been reduced to hurling playground insults at him?

“That’s enough, An Lin. How could you bully a little child?” Xu Xiaolan persuaded.

“Yeah, don’t be so cruel. Even divine tools have pride.” Dongfang Zhuangshi nodded as he patted Xiao Fu’s head with a sympathetic expression.

The more sympathy Xiao Fu received, the more embarrassed she became. Her eyes shimmered with tears, and she was just about to escape into the Karma Star Protection Divine Disk again when her body was caught between two fingers.

“Alright, alright, Xiao Fu, I won’t scold you anymore,” An Lin sighed as he said in a gentle voice.

Xiao Fu pursed her lips and didn’t say anything, as if she was an aggrieved child.

An Lin hesitated momentarily before injecting his Divine Weapon Origin Energy into the Karma Star Protection Divine Disk.

“Hmm…”

Xiao Fu moaned as her body tremored gently.

She raised her rippling eyes to look up at An Lin. “What type of power is this? It spread through my entire body, and it feels really good…”

“It’s my Divine Weapon Origin Energy. It can restore a weapon’s energy and maintain them,” An Lin explained in simple terms.

Xiao Fu blushed as she spoke in a quiet voice, “Could… could I have some more?”

An Lin: “… Alright.”

An Lin injected a few more bursts of Divine Weapon Origin Energy into the disk, and Xiao Fu moaned with satisfaction.

After being fed, Xiao Fu was no longer upset, and she sprawled onto the disk with a smile as her large, bright eyes lingered on An Lin’s face. “This world is beyond the realm of my divination, so it clearly possesses the ability to detach itself from karma, which is quite surprising to me…”

Everyone’s expression shifted upon hearing this. There was no way to escape from karma as long as something existed in this world; this was an undeniable fact. But this Divine Mirror World had the power to escape karma? This was a scary notion!

An Lin and the others had known from the beginning that this world was not ordinary, but they didn’t think that it would be this bad*ss!

“You’ve drastically improved your chances of survival. After conducting more divination and taking this world into account this time, I’m very happy to tell you…” An elated smile appeared on Xiao Fu’s face, as if she was genuinely happy for them.

An Lin and the others were all elated to hear this.

“That your chances of survival have increased to ten percent!” Xiao Fu clapped her little hands in celebration.

An Lin: “…”

Silence.

Deathly silence.

“Wait, did I hear that right?” An Lin forced himself to repress the urge to throw up blood.

“Ten percent? Are you serious?” Xu Xiaolan was also in disbelief.

Xiao Fu cocked her head to the side. “Increasing your chances of survival from infinity approaching zero to ten percent is already an extraordinary feat!”

“Did you turn stupid from overdosing on Divine Weapon Origin Energy?” An Lin rolled his eyes. “Setting aside the fact that we have reinforcements coming. Even if that weren’t the case, we can just hide in here and our chances of survival would still be a hundred percent!”

After entering the Divine Mirror World, he didn’t even consider death an issue now. Instead, he was thinking about how to retaliate.

Throwing sh*t at the Heavenly Gods was one form of retaliation.

The Heavenly Gods had exploded with rage, but they couldn’t do anything to them.

Once Chen Chen, Patriarch Zhu Yin, and the Celestial Thearch mobilized their forces and arrived on the scene, their chances of victory would increase significantly, and they might even be able to kill a Heavenly God or two.

But now, Xiao Fu was telling them that their chances of survival were only at ten percent?

What a joke!