I Might Be A Fake Cultivator Chapter 1863
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Chapter 1863: What a Pleasant Surprise
Even though the Heavenly Poison God was in quite a sorry state, he was very elated.
To be able to escape from both An Lin and Lan Xiaoni was quite a difficult feat to accomplish, even for Heavenly Gods. He could go back and boast about his exploits here to the other Heavenly Gods for a long time to come.
Perhaps even the beautiful Heavenly Life Goddess would be moved by his brilliance.
The Heavenly Poison God was quite infatuated with the Heavenly Life Goddess.
What a flawless and gorgeous Heavenly Goddess…
“Die!”
Splat…
A golden water sword suddenly punctured his body.
Lan Xiaoni had arrived before the Heavenly Poison God without him noticing, and she was holding a golden water sword, which was protruding from the Heavenly Poison God’s chest and had now been stained red by his blood.
The Heavenly Poison God’s eyes widened. “When did you…”
“How dare you hurt Big Boss An Lin! Die!” Lan Xiaoni roared with rage.
Spurt!
The golden water sword suddenly melted before flowing into the Heavenly Poison God’s blood and wreaking havoc upon his body.
The Heavenly Poison God howled in agony, and the divine halo above his head became lined with cracks.
“Lan Xiaoni possesses the power of water and has the ability to fuse her body into the ocean in order to instantaneously cover a certain distance. You’re a Heavenly God, yet you don’t know that?” An Lin flew over with a disdainful expression on his face.
He had already cured himself of his poisoning by stabbing himself with his Evil-Slaying Sword.
The Heavenly Poison God was forced into a dire situation again, and Lan Xiaoni’s power of water was wreaking havoc within his body. He looked up at An Lin with a ferocious expression. “An Lin, you forced me to do this! Even if I die, I’m going to take you down with me!”
“I’d like to see you try!” An Lin chuckled coldly.
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He spread open his arms, and the Demonic Star Holy Flame, Supreme Holy Flame, Heavenly Void Holy Flame, Setting Moon Holy Flames, Blood Phoenix Holy Flame, Golden Dragon Holy Flame, and Holy Vermilion Flame erupted at once to surround the Heavenly Poison God.
After being enhanced by the power of the Heavenly Fire God, all of these holy flames were extremely pure and imbued with the paramount power of laws to incinerate all things. Just their presence alone was enough to make the ocean within a radius of over five hundred kilometers bubble and churn.
The Heavenly Poison God was surrounded by the seven holy flames, and his body had turned crimson from the scorching heat.
“Watch as I vanquish your holy flames!” A crazed expression appeared on the Heavenly Poison God’s face as he unleashed poisonous mist to protect himself.
Right when he was about to retaliate, about a dozen devastating tornadoes appeared between heaven and earth, all of which were imbued with the paramount power to shred all things.
The Heavenly Poison God’s expression shifted. “Very good… Watch as I vanquish your holy flames and tornadoes…”
An Lin waved a hand through the air, and a Kirin constructed from Golden Void Lightning descended upon the world with the power to annihilate all things. Just its presence alone was causing the space around it to crack and shatter…
The Heavenly Poison God’s face turned deathly pale. “An Lin… I’m not scared of you just because you’ve got many powers. Watch as I vanquish your holy flames, tornadoes, and lightning Kirin…”
An Lin snapped his fingers. Countless crimson, metal swords imbued with the paramount power to slice through all things appeared in the sky.
He snapped his fingers again, and a gargantuan Mount Buzhou projection with no end in sight appeared overhead, radiating boundless might that threatened to crush all things.
At the same time, over a hundred types of devastating weather phenomena erupted. They seemed as if they were ready to crash down upon the Heavenly Poison God at a moment’s notice.
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An Lin appraised the Heavenly Poison God with a cold expression. “Alright then, let’s see you take me down with you…”
The Heavenly Poison God: “…”
He suddenly realized just how frail and powerless he was.
This was what it felt like to be crushed.
Each and every one of the attacks An Lin had unleashed was imbued with a power that could rival his own. Now, there were six of these attacks that were stacked on top of one another. How was he supposed to combat this?
At this moment, the seven holy flames surged forth, the lethal tornado swept through the air, the crimson swords pierced through space, the lightning Kirin and the massive mountain fell, and the smorgasbord of weather disasters descended.
It was as if doomsday had arrived.
“Arrrgh… I’m going to f*cking kill you! Eurgh…!” The Heavenly Poison God let loose a cry of despair before unleashing his most powerful vomit and released his most potent poison mist at the same time.
Dark green poison mist erupted, keeping all of An Lin’s attacks at bay. However, this impasse only lasted for several short moments before the Heavenly Poison God was inundated by boundless energy.
The Heavenly Poison God had fallen amid indignation and despair.
The energy dissipated.
A massive indentation several hundred kilometers in radius had appeared on the ocean.
The seawater swirled to create a huge vortex.
The Heavenly Poison God’s body had already crumbled, and he disappeared into specks of light.
An Lin panted slightly in the aftermath of that battle. Unleashing all of his powers of the Heavenly Gods was quite energy-consuming, but it was all worth it as he was able to destroy a Heavenly God.
Immediately afterward, the system notifications arrived.
“Ding Dong!”
[The Evergreen Technique has been elevated to the fourth stage, the Evergreen Technique has been elevated to the fifth stage, the Evergreen Technique has been elevated to the sixth stage…
[Congratulations, host, the Evergreen Technique has been elevated to the ninth stage! Your wood type cultivation method has been perfected…]
“Now obtaining the power of poison!”
An immense amount of information surged into his mind.
Extremely profound true intent as well as the paramount power of a Heavenly God also rushed into An Lin’s mind at the same time, giving him a massively pleasant surprise.
Never would he have thought that the Heavenly Poison God would be somehow related to wood!
However, thinking about it now, many plants were poisonous, and the Heavenly Poison God had unleashed a poisonous flower as well as poisonous vines, so there was indeed a connection there.
An Lin couldn’t help but burst into laughter. He was quite concerned about how he was going to find a wood-type Heavenly God, only for the Heavenly Poison God to deliver himself to his doorstep.
This was like providing a pillow to him right when he was on the verge of falling asleep!
Now that all five elemental cultivation methods had been perfected, it was time for him to reach the phenomenal success stage of his body of the War God!
An Lin was extremely excited while the power of the Heavenly Poison God continued to merge with his body.
However, a peculiar expression appeared on his face, and his excitement was slightly dampened.
This power of poison… was a little disgusting…
An Lin was astonished to find that in order to use his power of poison, all of his attacks had to be thrown up.
No wonder the Heavenly Poison God was always throwing up.
An Lin had initially thought that this was some sort of twisted fetish…
An Lin’s stomach churned a little as he envisioned how all types of gooey, slimy, stinky things would come out of his mouth. This was probably the most disgusting power he had ever obtained.
A disdainful expression appeared on An Lin’s face as he murmured to himself, “Sigh… So be it, I’ll just have to never use the power of poison.
“The only purpose for its existence is to perfect my Evergreen Technique…”
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