I Might Be A Fake Cultivator Chapter 1976
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Chapter 1976: A Super Shocking Event
An Lin felt like the most beautiful Celestial Maiden was standing before him.
Her gorgeous, aesthetic figure, impeccable features, and eyes as clear as a pure pond combined to create a flawless package.
An aura of energetic exuberance rushed toward him.
An Lin’s heart thumped in his chest.
“Stop staring so much! Haven’t you seen a beautiful young woman before?” Xu Xiaolan felt like An Lin’s expression was a little too intense, and she was getting slightly embarrassed.
A blush appeared on An Lin’s face as he gave an awkward cough. “Um… Fifteen-year-old women are already old enough to be married in the Kingdom of the Nine States, right?”
Xu Xiaolan faltered initially upon hearing this before a faint blush appeared on her delicate cheeks.
“Ptui! Pervert!”
Xu Xiaolan scoffed before turning to leave.
“Hey, don’t go! You don’t have to marry me right away!” An Lin hurriedly gave chase. “Let’s be friends first…”
…
Within the White Nectar Sea.
At the pinnacle of the divine tree.
A woman with long, green hair plucked a vibrant flower that was overflowing with a divine power before placing it into her mouth and gently chewing upon it. “Hmm… Delicious!”
A little bird flew over to her side. “Life, Nuwa’s mending of the heavens has reached the third stage. Will we have enough time? If she successfully mends the heavens, all Heavenly Gods will perish…”
The woman smiled before shaking her head.
This woman was none other than one of the six paramount Heavenly Gods, the Heavenly Life Goddess.
“Don’t panic. There is a compulsory condition Nuwa must satisfy in order to mend the heavens, and she currently has no chance of fulfilling that condition. Otherwise, Earth and Light would have done something about this a long time ago.” The Heavenly Life Goddess smiled.
The little bird nodded before looking down at the massive, colorful egg that was being suspended from a branch using countless vines. “What are you creating now?”
The woman caressed the colorful surface of the egg, from which emanated energy fluctuations that struck a sense of unease into even the little bird’s heart.
“This is a perfect life form and my best masterpiece.” The Heavenly Life Goddess smiled. “I’m really looking forward to the day when it will be born. How powerful would it be? Perhaps it would be able to sweep aside all obstacles that stand in our way…”
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The little bird cautioned in a disgruntled voice, “Stop creating things that even you can’t control!”
The Heavenly Life Goddess’ orange eyes rippled with amusement as a faint smile appeared on her face. “No life form can be fully controlled. Otherwise, how do you think transcenders came into existence? Life represents infinite possibilities. Even if I create an ant, it’s still not something that I can control…”
The little bird fell silent for a moment before retorting, “The probabilities are different.”
The Heavenly Life Goddess shook her head. “The probabilities are different, but there is no difference in meaning.”
“I don’t understand.” The little bird was confused.
The Heavenly Life Goddess tucked a few stray strands of hair behind her ear before looking out across the horizon and spreading her arms with a smile on her face. “They all represent reality and hope! They are all the most beautiful things in this world.”
“If they all carry the same meaning, then why don’t you create an ant as opposed to a perfect life form?” the little bird asked.
“Are you stupid? How is an ant supposed to fight An Lin?” the Heavenly Life Goddess snapped.
The little bird: “…”
Wait a minute, why did it feel like they had reached a dead-end?
“However, I really am surprised by An Lin’s regulation combat prowess. He can already barely hold off the Heavenly Earth God and even managed to kill the Heavenly Emotion Goddess right under the Heavenly Earth God’s nose, haha, what a massive slap to the face… I’m really looking forward to when they battle each other to the death…” The Heavenly Life Goddess’ eyes shimmered with a hint of anticipation.
“He had indeed become very powerful. It’s quite a pleasant surprise.” The little bird nodded.
“By the way, what’s going on with the Heavenly Sea God? Did he really agree to join us?” the Heavenly Life Goddess asked.
The little bird chirped with laughter. “That’s right! He has hidden his motives extremely well, but he is indeed willing to cooperate with us in order to kill Light and Earth!”
“Hehehe…” The Heavenly Life Goddess chuckled. “How foolish of Light and Earth to place their trust in such a treacherous ally. I’m really looking forward to seeing the expressions on their faces when they discover this betrayal.”
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“Sea is a complete nihilist and believes that the ocean can nurture all things. He looks down on all living beings on the entire Tai Chu Continent!” the little bird remarked coldly.
“That’s how it should be! This flawed world must be cleansed of all life forms and completely reset in order to create a future filled with hope!” The Heavenly Life Goddess’ voice was very determined.
“Heaven… When is Sea going to act? I don’t want to wait any longer!” The Heavenly Life Goddess was raring to go.
“There’s no rush. He says he’ll act when the final battle begins,” the little bird replied.
The Heavenly Life Goddess caressed the massive, colorful egg with a hint of a smile on her face. “Wait patiently for a while longer. You’ll be able to come out very soon…”
…
An Lin was thoroughly enjoying his time with teenage Xiaolan.
She was right at the age where she would begin to develop an interest in romantic relationships.
As such, she was very shy and even the slightest flirtatious act would draw a blush from her.
An Lin was actually quite confused and wondered why teenage Xiaolan’s personality seemed to have regressed to a younger age alongside her outward appearance. Xu Xiaolan replied with a blush, saying that this was a stage of natural progression. An Lin was no less confused after being given this response, but he didn’t really mind as he really liked this version of Xiaolan anyway.
An Lin led teenage Xiaolan around the entire Yue Tong City, visiting all of the scenic locations and taking her to sample all of the best delicacies.
“Oh my God, look over there! Who is that woman with Master An Lin?”
“They’re holding hands and entering a seafood restaurant together!”
A group of Light Wing Clan women exclaimed on the streets.
“Wow! She’s so beautiful, even more beautiful than our archangels!”
“That’s not the point! What’s going to become of our Divine Phoenix Maiden? How could An Lin blatantly cuck Big Sister Xiaolan like this?” one of the Light Wing Clan women asked.
“It’s no big deal. Big Sister Xiaolan has become a little girl, so there’s nothing wrong with Big Boss An Lin communicating with some other women…”
All Light Wing Clan women were really into gossiping about celebrities.
In their eyes, An Lin was the biggest celebrity, so gossip about him was very important gossip indeed.
These Light Wing Clan women discussed spiritedly, and news of An Lin cucking Xiaolan soon began to spread like wildfire.
In the end, even the six Vermilion Bird Sages heard about this earth-shattering piece of news.
Within the seafood restaurant.
Xu Xiaolan and An Lin were sampling all types of seafood delicacies and thoroughly enjoying their time together.
A voice transmission talisman suddenly lit up.
Teenage Xiaolan picked up the voice transmission talisman with a confused expression, upon which she was greeted by the enraged voice of Vermilion Bird Nan Li.
“Bad news, Great Empress Vermilion Bird! You’ve been cucked by An Lin!” Vermilion Bird Nan Li gushed in a furious voice.
Xu Xiaolan: “???”
An Lin was just about to place a prawn into his mouth, and the prawn slipped from his fingers before dropping onto the table.
“Slow down and tell me what happened. How have I been cucked by An Lin?” Teenage Xiaolan’s face convulsed slightly, but she still remained calm and collected.
“Several Light Wing Clan women bore witness to An Lin holding hands and interacting intimately with an extremely beautiful woman in a white dress!” Vermilion Bird Nan Li was fuming.
Xu Xiaolan: “…”
An Lin: “…”
“Is this a young woman about 1.68 meters tall with hair reaching down to her waist, a red jade pin in her hair, and a crimson bracelet on her wrist?” Xu Xiaolan asked with a speechless expression.
“I think so. Should we go and burn her to death?” Vermilion Bird Nan Li was raring to go.
“Hehe…” Xu Xiaolan chuckled at the absurdity of the situation.
What the f*ck…
I’ve been cucked by myself?!
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