I Might Be A Fake Cultivator Chapter 1995
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Chapter 1995: Karma Dual Tribulation Weapon
Translator: Henyee Translations Editor: Henyee Translations
An Lin immediately grabbed the black egg before turning to Demon Lord Ling Gu, who was howling with pain. “Mr. Ling Gu, there’s no need to thank me for alleviating your stomach digestive problems!”
Demon Lord Ling Gu gripped his back and lay sprawled on the ground. Tears of pain flowed down his face as his howls subsided. His digestive issues had been alleviated, but he was in even more pain than before!
An Lin didn’t have time to pay attention to Demon Lord Ling Gu now. This egg was the most important thing to him in this current situation.
He used his Divine Liquid Creation Technique to completely clean the egg before reaching for it. He began to absorb the egg, and it didn’t take him very long to completely absorb it.
His power had increased once again.
“Ding Dong!”
The system notification finally arrived.
[Congratulations, host, for completing your mission!
[Now bestowing reward for mission success.]
An Lin instantly became excited.
The system gave out exclusively extraordinary items.
This was exemplified by the frying pan and black brick.
As such, this Karma Dual Tribulation Weapon it was bestowing upon him had to be some super badass weapon!
A brilliant light flashed.
The weapon An Lin had been eagerly awaiting appeared in his hand.
His pupils then contracted as his eyes widened. His hands trembled as astonishment and disbelief appeared on his face.
There was only a single thought in his mind.
Holy f*ck! What the f*ck is this thing?!
He was holding a black, Y-shaped slingshot. On the two tips of the slingshot were a white and a red egg-shaped ball respectively. These balls were connected by a thin string of energy.
So this thing was the Karma Dual Tribulation Weapon?
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There was no surge of divine light or emergence of spectacular phenomena. Furthermore, there wasn’t even any exquisite workmanship! This thing felt like a mediocre quality children’s toy!
It was even more mediocre than the frying pan and the black brick!
An Lin swung the slingshot through the air, upon which the two little egg-shaped balls wobbled slightly. An Lin was struck by a peculiar feeling. He felt like this slingshot reminded him of something…
He looked at the inky-black slingshot before flicking the two balls. He finally knew what this thing was reminding him of.
“F*ck…” An Lin’s expression darkened.
Lan Xiaoni was blushing deeply. “Big Boss An Lin, what… what is that thing? It looks so strange…”
An Lin’s chest tightened upon seeing her expression. She was trying to pretend to be innocent, but her expression had already betrayed her!
“This thing is called the Karma Dual Tribulation Weapon!” An Lin replied with a serious expression.
“What a badass name!” Lan Xiaoni was a little shocked and quite skeptical.
Not only was Lan Xiaoni skeptical, but even An Lin himself was also feeling quite skeptical. How could such a farcical object have such a badass name?
The system gave out exclusively extraordinary items.
This was something An Lin firmly believed in.
Even though this thing was a little ugly, it had to be very practical. After all, this was a reward he had received after absorbing sixteen Heavenly God eggs.
But how was he supposed to use it?
There were no instructions.
An Lin decided to use his Divine Inspection Technique.
[Karma Dual Tribulation Weapon: A supreme karma-type weapon on which the red egg is the “Christmas Day” tribulation1 while the white egg is the “New Year’s Day” tribulation2. Strike the enemy with “New Years Day”, then strike them with “Christmas Day” within the span of a minute to trigger the “Arm-egg-edon” karma tribulation, which will deal a lethal blow to the enemy.]
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An Lin: “…”
Why did this thing sound like a toy?
Did this thing actually work?
His confidence in the system was beginning to waver a little. He had to test this thing out on a target, but there were no enemies around.
So be it, I’ll put it away for now…
An Lin put this strange thing into his storage ring.
Lan Xiaoni was appraising him with a curious expression. “What is it, Big Boss An Lin? You don’t seem very happy…”
An Lin: “…”
Soon, Demon Lord Ling Gu’s anguished wails began to subside. He finally caught his breath and crawled upon from the ground. He expressed his gratitude to An Lin before devouring more eggs.
Soon, all one billion eggs had been swallowed by Demon Lord Ling Gu. His six-pack had now transformed into a bloated one-pack, giving him the appearance of a heavily pregnant woman. This bloating was caused by the extremely condensed energy from within the eggs. If that energy was not condensed, his entire body would have exploded.
“It’s time to put an end to all of this.” An Lin rose into the sky, and a golden ring appeared behind him. At the same time, scorching holy flames erupted from his fists while his arms bulged and turned fiery red.
“Five Elemental Body, Eight Times Fire Sage Fist!”
Boom!
The flaming fist fell from the sky like a meteorite before crashing heavily upon Ximing Island. Terrifying power exploded forth alongside boundless flames. The massive island was smashed into pieces before being engulfed by flames.
The seawater began to surge and swallow the final remnants of the island.
From that day onward, the West Sea had one less island.
An Lin and his group departed.
…
At the Eastern Heavenly Gate.
Within a sea of light.
A small lake beside the Heavenly Light Goddess suddenly shimmered.
She made her way over to the lake with a smile on her face. “What is it, Sea?”
The Heavenly Earth God’s voice also sounded, “Sea, do you have some good news to deliver? Could it be that the one billion Heavenly Human Tribe powerful beings have already hatched? Hehe, is it finally time for the human race to be plunged into despair?”
The Heavenly Light Goddess continued, “There are only about ten million Heavenly Human Tribe powerful beings left on the eastern front. Deploy the one billion Heavenly Human Tribe powerful beings there, and we’ll initiate the final battle!”
“Light… Earth…” The Heavenly Sea God sobbed in reply, “I’m so sorry… I really am… This is all my fault…”
A hint of unease welled up in the hearts of the Heavenly Light Goddess and Heavenly Earth God.
“What happened?” the Heavenly Light Goddess asked.
The Heavenly Sea God’s voice sounded in reply, “The one billion Heavenly Human eggs… are all gone!”
Boom!
The Heavenly Sea God’s words were like bolts of lightning crashing down upon the heads of the Heavenly Light Goddess and Heavenly Earth God.
“Do you know what you’re saying right now, Sea?!” Unimaginable fury raged in the Heavenly Light Goddess’ voice. The surrounding sea of light became extremely dazzling bright, as if it were going to explode at any moment.
“I’m sorry, it’s all my fault! I was too careless and An Lin… An Lin… he destroyed all of the Heavenly Human eggs!”
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