I’m Actually a Cultivation Bigshot Chapter 190
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Chapter 190: Why Cultivate? Just Be A Bootlicker!
Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation
“Fly!”
The Firefinch Demon left a beautiful trail in the sky before landing outside the four-part architecture.
Bam!
Yao Mengji and Gu Changqing who were still arguing stopped instantly.
They all fixed their eyes on the Firefinch Demon.
All they could see was that the Firefinch Demon was no longer arrogant like it once was. It seemed as if it had lost its soul and was shocked. Its body was soft as if it had lost all its bones. It lay flat on the ground listlessly. Its feathers were no longer bright, it was all messed up. It was not hard to imagine how much pain and suffering it had endured.
It was a bird in its Mahayala realm, born with the bloodline of the Phoenix. It was such a pity to see it end up this way. How shocking!
The crowd looked in the direction of the yard with a look of terror.
Terrifying! So terrifying!
“You did this to yourself. You did this to yourself!” Gu Changqing picked up the Firefinch Demon with one hand and said in a sad tone, “Just because you want to die, why drag us into it? We’re innocent!”
Tszz…
Meanwhile, footsteps were walking on the fallen leaves.
He was here!
The expert was here!
Everyone lightened up. They rubbed their faces to fix their expressions and mindset with the quickest speed.
Li Nianfan walked over with Daji gradually. Seeing the crowd in front of his gate, he said, “Mr. Gu, Mr. Yao? Miss Manyun? What brings you all here?”
They smiled and greeted, “Hello, Mr. Li. Sorry for coming uninvited.”
“It’s okay. Welcome.” Li Nianfan smiled at them and nodded. When he saw the Firefinch Demon in Gu Changqing’s hand, he said, “Wow, what a beautiful bird. Look at you. Just come empty-handed next time. Why did you bring me a wild animal?”
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‘Bird?
‘Wild animal?
‘Me?’
The Firefinch Demon was instantly dumbfounded. ‘I’m not a bird!’
Squeak!
Squeak?
Squeak!?
Wild…wild animal?
Gu Changqing’s lips twitched. However, he reacted quickly and hastily repressed the Firefinch Demon that was turning crazy. He smiled, “Mr. Li, it’s just a small gift for my first visit. Please, don’t turn it down.”
Li Nianfan smiled. “Ha-ha-ha! I’ll take it, then. Thank you! Your bird’s chirping quite actively. The meat must be so tough. What species is this?”
“This is a…turkey!”
So, this was how turkeys looked like in the Immortal Realm. It must have been a special species bred by the cultivators. It must taste alright!
“You’re too kind! Too kind! I’ll keep it this time. Please, no need to bring me anything the next time.” Li Nianfan received the turkey from Gu Changqing happily. He walked to the door, “Xiao Bai, open the door.”
Click!
Xiao Bai looked out from inside. “Welcome home, my master.”
Blackie walked out, wagging its tail. It then circled Li Nianfan’s feet.
Li Nianfan frowned. “Xiao Bai, there are guests here. Why didn’t you let them in?”
Xiao Bai looked at Gu Changqing and the rest. It then said in an innocent voice, “I didn’t hear them knock. I think they just arrived, right?”
“Yes, yes. Exactly. Exactly!” Gu Changqing and the other two nodded hastily.
Li Nianfan smiled. “What a coincidence.”
He walked into the four-part architecture and tossed the turkey on the ground. He said, “Xiao Bai, bring out some soda water! Let the guests try some.”
“Yes, my master.”
Soon, Xiao Bai walked out with a tray and handed a glass of soda to each of them.
This was different from the previous time. The drink was not orange in color from adding orange into it. This time, they added lemon to it. After mixing it, it was just like Sprite from his past realm.
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Bubbles were jumping in the drink, causing one to crave it just by looking at it.
Qin Manyun received the glass from Xiao Bai. She thanked it, “Thank you.”
This time, Li Nianfan prepared a straw in each glass, bringing the presentation to the next level.
Qin Manyun opened her mouth slightly and wrapped her lips around the straw. She then gently sucked on it.
Although she did not use a lot of force, the Sprite shot up suddenly, attacking her tongue and giving her a sense of pleasure.
She could not help taking another sip, repeating the sensation of pleasuring her taste buds.
Meanwhile, the taste of the soda was exploding in her mouth. The bubbles were jumping around and giving off a numbing sensation.
Cooling, pleasurable, refreshing. How refreshing!
A mouthful of Sprite was able to make all her cells jump up in joy. This was indeed a drink that would make one happy!
Yao Mengji and Gu Changqing followed swiftly. They bit on the straw and sucked on it. Their faces flushed slightly red.
If they did not repress themselves, they would have moaned in pleasure after every mouthful.
Gu Changqing covered his mouth and spoke with his divine consciousness, “Grandpa, let me tell you… This drink is so delicious! A mouthful of it would make you tremble with pleasure! This sense of satisfaction is beyond words! More importantly, this drink not only nourishes the soul, it contains Insights, too! I wonder if you have anything like this in the Immortal Land?”
Gu Yuan could not help swallowing his saliva. He pretended to be unaffected by it and said, “Ha-ha, I’m old now. I don’t really care for things like this. So, shut up!”
Just looking at the drink made him crave for it. Furthermore, the look of enjoyment on Gu Changqing and the rest when they drank the soda was the most natural advertisement already. Now, Gu Changqing was even trying to seduce him? If he could, he would have already rushed out of the Jade Pendant and asked for a glass!
What an opportunity! A great opportunity!
Who would have thought that a mere visit to the expert could earn one a glass of such a drink! It was indeed a huge opportunity!
Was this the world of the bigshot?
‘What was the point of me cultivating? I should just be a bootlicker!’
Everyone became more determined than ever.
It was not until then when they noticed Li Nianfan had a bucket in his hands. He was sitting by the side, knocking on it.
There was a buzzing sound coming from the bucket.
Out of curiosity, they could not help sneaking a peek from the corner of their eyes.
Hmm?
Bees?
‘What is it? Why do I feel a sense of horror when I see the bees?’
They took another look.
Instantly, the three of them jumped as a chilling wave penetrated their bodies. They were so terrified that their limbs stiffened.
Inside the jade pendant, Gu Yuan’s divine consciousness was so shocked that he collapsed.
Hastily, Qin Manyun covered her mouth with her hands as her body shivered. If it was not for the last trace of rationality left in her, she would have screamed out loud.
They…they were the Golden Bees!?
Golden Bees?!
The expert brought these home!?
He brought back their beehive as well?
Gasp…
Scalp itching! Terrifying!
‘Keep calm! I have to keep calm! I can’t expose my emotions. I can’t offend the expert!’ they kept chanting to themselves inside their heads. They tried their best to repress their restless hearts and forced themselves to calm down. However, the glasses they were holding in their hands were shaking vigorously.
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