I Am A Prodigy Chapter 594
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Ye Lingchen chuckled. "That's how it is."
Little Yueyue was pissed. "What's wrong with me? Did I offend you?"
Ye Lingchen felt helpless, quickly changing his tone. "You're fine. You're fine."
Little Yueyue turned agitated. "Stop talking about that!"
Ye Lingchen then pointed at Little Yueyue. "You're the fool, right? Fatty!"
Little Yueyue, "What about it?"
Ye Lingchen, "Stand over here and place your tummy on the table. It'll be more comfortable."
The audience burst into another fit of laughter.
Little Yueyue almost vomited blood. "Which of your eyes saw me placing it on the table?"
Ye Lingchen stared at him. "Go backward."
Little Yueyue was unhappy as he backed off. "What's wrong with going backward?"
Ye Lingchen then sighed. "You see, it's slanted."
Little Yueyue, "I'm just a little heavier set."
Ye Lingchen, "Why are you so fat? That's because your family background is good. You're rich for six generations!"
Little Yueyue chimed in, "My family goes down six generations."
Ye Lingchen added, "Six generations of wealth have all gone to him."
Little Yueyue, "I've inherited it all."
Ye Lingchen waved his hand. "And he spent them all! A house in every district of Capital City!"
Little Yueyue had a smug look on his face. "You see, I have a house in every district."
Ye Lingchen gave him a thumbs up. "You love to buy houses and move around."
Little Yueyue's eyes narrowed as he grinned. He said in a cheeky tone, "That's because I have many houses. I need to stay in all of them."
Ye Lingchen, "Look at him, just look. Having to stay in all of his many houses."
The audience laughed. These two were like perfect matches. Just their rich facial expressions on the stage were sufficient to amuse the audience. They were like two walking emoticon packs.
Moreover, their tones were dripping with sarcasm. Whatever they said, it just made people feel like laughing.
The crosstalk continued.
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Little Yueyue, "Of course. A house is meant for people to live in."
Ye Lingchen stared at him. "You've moved again recently, right?"
Little Yueyue was smug. "Yes."
Ye Lingchen, "Where did you move to?"
Little Yueyue, "City Center, Front Gate."
Ye Lingchen was shocked, then looked at Little Yueyue in amazement, shouting, "Who is it?!"
Little Yueyue was taken aback, "M-m-me…"
Ye Lingchen, "The Front Gate is good!"
Little Yueyue smiled. "Of course it's good!"
Ye Lingchen, "It's a good place. I stay at the Front Gate too!"
Little Yueyue was stunned. "Wait a moment!"
Ye Lingchen continued talking to himself, "Isn't this a coincidence?"
Little Yueyue was a little confused. "You're staying at Front Gate too? How come I've never seen you before?"
Ye Lingchen made a faint smile. "You go out early, I come home late. We're just neighbors that don't see each other. Moreover, Front Gate is huge."
Little Yueyue came to a sudden understanding. "That's right. There are quite a few dozen thousand people there."
Ye Lingchen, "Which part of Front Gate are you staying at?"
Little Yueyue, "First street of Verandah Residence, a dead end."
Ye Lingchen exclaimed once more, "Who? Isn't that a coincidence? I stay on the first street of Verandah Residence too!"
Little Yueyue was stunned. "We're both living in the same dead end. How come I've never seen you before?"
Ye Lingchen, "You go out early, I come home late. We're just neighbors that don't see each other."
Little Yueyue thought about it. "That's true."
Ye Lingchen, "Which unit in Verandah Residence?"
Little Yueyue, "I stay at unit 8."
Ye Lingchen's eyes popped wide open. "Who?!"
Little Yueyue became confused and stuttered, "M-m-maybe it's me?"
Ye Lingchen, "Isn't that a coincidence? I stay in unit 8 too!"
Little Yueyue was laughing. "We're staying in the same residence, yet I've never seen you."
Ye Lingchen gave the same answer, "You go out early, I come home late. We're just neighbors that don't see each other!"
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Little Yueyue scratched his head. "We don't seem to look up eh?"
"Hahaha, I can't take it anymore. Little Yueyue is too innocent."
At that point, many audiences were already aware of Ye Lingchen trying to stir up trouble.
Moreover, just that phrase alone was enough to send the audiences into fits of laughter, rocking in their seats.
"Oh my, I feel like there's another trap waiting for Little Yueyue."
"These two are too interesting. It's as though it's for real."
"Most importantly, their tone is too amusing."
"Little Yueyue: Do I have such a neighbor? How unfated must we be to not see each other?"
"Little Yueyue: I might have a fake neighbor."
"Little Yueyue: I have some vulgarities that I'm not sure if I should speak out loud."
Ye Lingchen continued his questioning. "You're staying in the southern room or northern room?"
Little Yueyue, "I stay in the northern room."
This time, before Ye Lingchen could speak, the audiences shouted at the same time, "Who?!"
The comments in the live stream were filled with "Who?" while everyone laughed.
Little Yueyue was frustrated. "It's me! What do you want?"
Ye Lingchen spoke at the same time with everyone, "Isn't that a coincidence? I stay in the northern room too!"
Little Yueyue almost passed out. "Oh, we're already staying in the same house, yet I've never seen you."
Once again, everyone answered along with Ye Lingchen, "You go out early, I come home late. We're just neighbors that don't see each other!"
Little Yueyue retorted, "What kind of jobs do we have?"
Ye Lingchen, "Which Kang bed-stove do you sleep on in the northern room?"
Little Yueyue, "My back is not good. I moved a grill into the room."
"Who?!"
"It's me! What about it?"
"Isn't that a coincidence? I stay in that Kang bed-stove as well!"
"We're sleeping in the same bed, but I've never seen you."
"You go out early, I come home late. We're just neighbors that don't see each other!"
The contents became more and more entertaining, sending the audience into bouts of laughter, unable to close their mouths.
"What do you sleep on?"
"I sleep on a red mattress covered with a blue blanket."
"Who?!"
"Me!"
"Isn't that a coincidence? I sleep on a red mattress with a blue blanket too."
"What are you talking about? We're already sleeping in the same bed, yet I've never seen you."
"You go out early, I come home late. We're just neighbors that don't see each other!"
"Who do you sleep with at night?"
"With my wife."
"Who?!"
Little Yueyue finally realized and quickly interjected, "Shut up! Just me…"
However, Ye Lingchen continued on his own. "Isn't that a coincidence? I'm also…"
Little Yueyue's face turned scarlet. "Go away! What a degenerate. You've been taking advantage of me for half a day."
"Hahaha…" The entire hall burst into laughter. Even the guests could not hold themselves back any longer.
Qin Baichuan shook his head, laughing bitterly, "This kid is really a talent."
"Wahahaha, I can't take it anymore. I'm crying from the laughter."
"I pity Little Yueyue. God Ye is just too mean."
"Who said these two aren't good at crosstalk? They're good at it!"
"My entire family is laughing like crazy. Hahaha, this is so entertaining."
Even the internet went wild!
[This is too good!]
[God Ye is amazing!]
[F*ck, this year's Spring Festival Gala is so interesting.]
[He's a sports celebrity, yet he managed to crosstalk so well. Can you believe it?]
[At first, I thought this is just a filler program. Damn it, it turned out to be so interesting. What a surprise.]
[I suddenly feel that the other programs were the filler…]
…
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