The Silly Alchemist Chapter 611
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Chapter 611
Slap (3)
“What do you want now?” asked Ye Lang as he frowned at the well-dressed man standing in front of him . This was the third time he blocked his path .
“You slapped me twice and you want to walk away?” said the well-dressed man coldly .
“Sorry, I don’t mean to start anything but you went a little overboard just now so I slapped you twice,” said Ye Lang apologetically . However, his words only agitated the well-dressed man as he couldn’t feel Ye Lang’s sincerity .
“Sorry! That doesn’t count as an apology, I’ll have to get even now!” said the well-dressed man .
“Oh, ok . Slap me twice then!” said Ye Lang earnestly . He was letting the well-dressed man slap him across the face, this had to count as sincerity right?
The well-dressed man was stunned, he thought he would have to put in more effort to get what he wanted but Ye Lang offered just like that . This was something he hadn’t thought of and seen before .
A normal person in the wrong would just apologize more instead of letting someone slap them .
“Sure, stand still!” said that well-dressed man . He spat onto the ground and lifted his palms as if he wanted to slap Ye Lang to death .
With all his strength…
Slap!
That was the sound the well-dressed man was expecting but in reality, his slap missed his target completely . Ye Lang had somehow avoided it .
The well-dressed man lost his balance and nearly fell to the ground but luckily he managed to save himself from embarrassment .
Looking at Ye Lang standing there as if nothing happened, the well-dressed man was furious . After he caught his footing, he charged towards Ye Lang again for a slap charged with more power as if he couldn’t wait to beat up Ye Lang .
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Anyone could tell how enraged he was!!
But this slap met the same fate as the previous one!
The well-dressed man was still in the dark about how Ye Lang avoided him and this time he had to make a full spin to stabilise himself .
“Are you playing with me?” roared the well-dressed man .
“Play with you? I don’t have the time! Also, I gave you your two slaps so everything is settled, I’m leaving,” said Ye Lang with no emotion .
“?? What slaps, you dodged them all!!” roared the well-dressed man again .
“I said you could slap me but didn’t say that I couldn’t dodge it,” said Ye Lang blankly with an expression that said, “you idiot” .
The well-dressed man was going crazy, he continued, “You can’t dodge!”
“Why can’t I? Let me ask you, if I was going to slap you, would you dodge?” asked Ye Lang .
“Of course, do you think I’m an idiot who would let you hit me?” replied the well-dressed man .
“See, that’s why I can dodge or else I’ll be an idiot like you,” said Ye Lang .
“ . . . , you hit me just now so you can’t dodge!!”
“It’s not my problem you couldn’t avoid my slap . You can’t blame me!” said Ye Lang blankly .
“ . . . ”
His words made the well-dressed man fall silent . Ye Lang made sense but the well-dressed man felt that something was still off but he couldn’t quite place his finger on it .
“No . It’s not like that!!”
The well-dressed man stayed in deep thought for a while . When he finally thought it through, he was only left with a crowd that was pointing their fingers at him . Ye Lang was nowhere to be seen .
“Ugh! I lost this time but I’ll remember this!!”
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…
What was Ye Lang up to at that moment?
He had walked into the aforementioned hotel and was having his meal when an unwelcome figure stepped into the room . Ye Lang frowned but he didn’t do anything .
The man forcefully walked to the front of Ye Lang, he was followed by a few escorts which seemed to drag the man back .
“Let go of me, I’m his guest, he called me here!” said the person loudly . The few escorts were confused and looked at Ye Lang .
“Let go of him!” said Ye Lang with a frown .
“Yes, sir!” said an escort . They didn’t want to trouble Ye Lang any further and left first .
“Sit! Have anything you want but I’m warning you, don’t drag me into your business anymore . Do that one more time and I won’t go easy on you,” said Ye Lang as he stood up to leave .
“Sorry, young master Ye . I didn’t mean it . You said I won’t live long so please help me out,” said the man immediately . It was the old man Ye Lang saw just now, the one that said that he was Ye Lang’s grandfather .
“I would help you if I could but I don’t like your attitude . Begging people to help you because you’re dying? People pity you but they don’t owe you anything!” said Ye Lang coldly .
Ye Lang was displeased with how the old man felt entitled to his help .
“I know I was wrong but young master Ye, please, I beg you, please help me! I only have one wish and it’ll benefit you too!” pleaded the old man as he knelt .
Ye Lang quickly helped the old man get up . Having someone kneel, especially the elderly would bring bad luck!
“Old man, don’t kneel, I’m not worthy of that! Tell me what you want, I’ll do what I can,” said Ye Lang .
The old man glanced around the room and said, “Can we go to a quieter area to speak?”
“Sure! We can go to the back garden,” said Ye Lang as he nodded .
“ . . . ” The old man hesitated as he saw the food on the table .
“Hey! Send these dishes to the garden!” said Ye Lang . He knew how much the old man wanted to eat .
The barbeque from before didn’t satisfy the old man’s hunger at all!
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