Black Tech Internet Cafe System Chapter 769
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Black Tech Internet Cafe System Chapter 769 – Elves begin to dance awkwardly with Instructor Sulyvahn
Translator: Noodletown Translations Editor: Noodletown Translations
Different from Farron’s Undead Legion, the second Lord of Cinder Aldrich didn’t intend to link the fire. Instead, it hoped that the first flame would die out.
It even foresaw the deep ocean era after the first flame extinguished. In this era, an ocean would swallow the land, and darkness would swallow light.
However, Pontiff Sulyvahn hoped that the Profaned Flame would burn up the whole world.
In short, the former thought that the end would come sooner or later and would rather protect himself, and the latter intended to take the throne with his blazing ambition and conspiracies and finish the last gods, ending the era of fire by allowing darkness to devour the light.
They were waiting for the First Flame to die out and the darkness to fall.
It was impossible to ask them to link the fire.
Besides, they even encouraged more unkindled to join the Church of the Deep and kill the supporters of Firelink.
…
Gradually, Kellybel had also fought her way to Irithyll.
Sitting in a corner alone, she was happily ‘dancing’ with the ‘Breakdance Greatsword’ in her hand against a pontiff knight on the screen.
After killing one with ’embarrassment’, she drew another pontiff knight, enjoying herself very much.
“Dancing awkwardly?” At this moment, a voice came from behind her.
“Hey!” She scrambled to put away the ‘Breakdance Greatsword’ and looked back. Seeing Mr. Fang standing behind her, she blushed and said, “What are you looking at? Go away!”
This person sure is nosey. I’m sitting in the corner, and he is still seeing me.
Mr. Fang’s face twitched. I’m just passing by on my way to the bathroom. How can you blame me?
“Okay! Okay! Take your time with the practice.”
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“What do you mean by ‘take your time with the practice’?!” Kellybel flushed in anger. She was the Elf Queen. How could I use such…
She glanced back and saw that Mr. Fang was gone.
She changed to other weapons but died several times. Then, after glancing around and seeing that no one was nearby, she secretly took out the ‘Breakdance Greatsword’ again.
By accident, she attracted the attention of several pontiff knights. With tears on her face, she continued to dance awkwardly among them, wishing that she would die fewer times before she could kill them.
“How come this mystical realm is so difficult?!”
…
At this moment, First Elder Hyru was dozing before a big pile of files. “So tired… when will Her Majesty return…”
…
Finally, Kellybel stood before the church in fatigue. When she pushed open the gate of the church sitting on the highest spot in Irithyll, she regained some of her confidence.
“I just don’t believe I can’t dance…” With a dark expression, she immediately corrected herself, “Pooh! What awkward dance?”
At this moment, a group of elves walked over and exclaimed, “Wow! This elf is also using the Farron Greatsword!”
“Awesome!” A few other elves also came over with stars in their eyes. “You came to this stage already.”
“I just got my hands on the Farron Greatsword. How did you do it?” an elf asked in admiration.
“I say, how come you guys run to every slightest disturbance?” Mr. Fang asked in disdain while passing by.
Why not?! Kellybel bristled. What’s wrong with my elves coming over to watch me play anyway?
She said immediately, “Ignore him. I’m best with this Farron Greatsword. I used the Farron Greatsword to kill High Lord Wolnir. I’m sure that I can easily defeat this pontiff too.”
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All the elves looked at her screen expectantly. “Hurry up and beat him!”
Let’s see how well you can dance awkwardly.
“How come there are so many people here?”
Leidon and Wilson also walked up, and so did St. Willy who had just started the game and was being tortured by Gundyr.
In the huge church, Pontiff Sulyvahn stood in the center of the hall silently. He had two big swords in his hands. One was blazing with Profaned Flame, and the other emitted dazzling darkmoon light.
The two streaks of lights, one red and one purple, seemed to have lit up the dim hall.
Pontiff Sulyvahn was tall and thin, and he was wearing a decayed sorcerer’s robe and pontiff hat.
Soon, Kellybel took out Farron Greatsword and began to rotate and leap around him.
With an ear-piercing noise, the big sword engulfed in Profaned Flame torn open the darkness like a sharp arrow and instantly came before Kellybel!
With fast and agile movements, she suddenly bent her body and narrowly dodge the sword strike!
Then, she slashed out her sword horizontally and made Sulyvahn stumble.
“Oh!”
The audience behind her instantly yelled, “Awesome!”
“Hehe! Haha!” Feeling cheerful, she continued to slash and hack. Then, she felt smug, and her character even rolled her eyes at Mr. Fang.
At this moment, black horrid flames rose from Sulyvahn’s body while huge black wings spread out behind him like tree branches. A black shadow with the same shape as Sulyvahn leaped up into the air like a fallen angel!
“Ah!”
The elf who was dancing awkwardly screamed.
She was instantly sent flying by the horrifying black flames.
Then, the darkmoon sword energy shot out from Sulyvahn’s left hand like a laser beam!
Boom! Boom!
Next, the Profaned Greatsword struck down like a meteorite!
Radiant flames rose…
Words appeared on the screen. [You died.]
Kellybel was at a loss for words.
“I was careless. Again!” After getting up at Bonfire, Kellybel wasn’t discouraged.
How can I not kill it with the awkward dance? The Breakdance Greatsword was the No.1 Sword in the world!
[You died…]
“Again!”
[You died…]
“…”
She was beaten witless.
The audience behind her began to talk.
“Let’s go…”
“She is too noob…”
“There’s nothing interesting to watch now…”
“Ah…!” On the verge of tears, she threw the sword down and said, “This sword is garbage!”
It is a shame that I’ve practiced the ‘awkward dance’ every day in secret! Humph!
At this moment, Mr. Fang stood out with great dignity and said, “Don’t call the sword garbage when you can’t use it properly, okay?”
“No one can use this sword to defeat Pontiff!” Kellybel said with greater dignity. “Humph! Breakdance Greatsword!”
Although this sword had the nickname ‘Breakdance Greatsword’, different people could achieve different results with this sword. If it was used by Artorias, it would be a godly weapon. It was also a great weapon in the hands of Farron’s Undead Legion.
It was why Mr. Fang said, “It’s your fault that you made it into a Breakdance Greatsword. Don’t blame other things.”
“Isn’t it just the same sword technique!” Kellybel said in anger, unwilling to accept what Fang Qi had said. “If you can, show me how to use it without dancing awkwardly!”
Seeing Mr. Fang’s hesitation, she was even angrier. “You don’t dare to show it? Then don’t judge me!”
She had the urge to jump up and hit Mr. Fang.
I know you’re good, but with the same sword technique and the same sword, I don’t believe that you can do anything special!
“Um…” Mr. Fang scratched his head and said, “I just don’t want to make you feel too bad.”
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