Chapter 417: 417

Chu Mubei instantly felt as though he was struck by a thunderbolt such that he was charred all over and his ears were buzzing loudly .

“Little Sister Shi Guang, what kind of joke is that…!” He bounced back away as far as possible from Lu Yanchen immediately . “I’m a top through and through!”

“Oh, and you know about what it’s like to be a top,” Shi Guang looked at him as though he was trying to hide the obvious . She paused for a moment . “Wait… it’s usually only men who date other men that know what it’s like to be a top . Since you’re a top… who’s your bottom then?”

Who’s your bottom…?

Who’s your bottom…!

Those words were like a thunderbolt striking Chu Mubei on the head once more . “Bloody hell! What bottom and whatnot!”

Splurt!

Tang Han at the side could not hold it in and spat out a mouthful of wine as his girlfriend hurriedly handed him a tissue . As for Mo Yanzhi, he was already pounding the table in wild laughter .

Even Ye Chongjun, who was usually quiet, could not help but grin a little . He picked up his glass of wine and sipped it while lamenting, “Ah, Old Chu, so you swing both ways . ”

Chu Mubei grit on his teeth . “F*ckofff*ckofff*ckoff! Your Father 1 only goes for sweet young girls! I’ve got no interest in stinky men like you guys!”

With that said, he turned around and glared at Shi Guang coldly . “Oioioi! Little Sister Shi Guang, you can’t be getting jealous of me, could you?”

Suddenly, Lu Yanchen found himself in a rather good mood as he pulled Shi Guang into his embrace and whispered in her ears such that only she could hear it, “Don’t worry, I’ll only be on top of you ever . Be it other men or women, all of them are but dogsh*t . ”

It had nothing to do with gender—it was all her .

When his scent found its way into her nose, it was like a passionate kiss as Shi Guang suddenly felt as though her heart was doused in honey . She found her courage and tiptoed, kissing him on the cheek .

Instantly, Lu Yanchen felt as though his entire heart had come to a sudden stop . It was only after a while of freezing up that he pulled Shi Guang over to sit down at the dining table . Seeing how she was still intending to argue with Chu Mubei, he said with a cold face, “Not allowed to talk to him”

Shi Guang nodded her head obediently . “Okay, not talking!”

Lu Yanchen continued, “Not allowed to look at him too . ”

Shi Guang nodded her head once more . “Not looking too . He’s not as good looking as you . ”

It was just a couple of casual sweet nothings, yet everyone seemed as though they were force-fed dog food .

Mo Yanzhi snorted coldly, “Fufufu! So cringy! Aren’t you guys embarrassed at all?”

Chu Mubei chimed in, “F*ck! Yet another huge bowl of dog food! This is more than enough dog food for me to eat the entire year!”

Lu Yanchen was not the only one with a girl today . Ye Chongjun had just gotten together with a new girlfriend who was older than him . Coming from a famous school in Chicago, she was well versed in 8 languages .

Tang Han had brought his girlfriend along too .

According to the gossip that Shi Guang had heard from Wang Caichun, Tang Han’s girlfriend was in high school . Because her mother needed a large amount of money for her medical bills, she got together with Tang Han .

So, even though it was claimed that she was his girlfriend, it was more like a paid sexual relationship… When Shi Gaung first heard about it, her initial thought was that the girl must be really pretty .

But today, she found out that this girl was really normal looking, and neither did she have the type of pretty face like online celebrities that the modern second-generation rich kids would usually go for . She was a little plump and had a ponytail while dressing extremely normally . A single look was more than enough to tell that she was a truly fresh high school student .

Tang Han, that beast! How could he bring himself to eat up something like that?

Because Mo Yanzhi and Chu Mubei did not bring anyone with them, it was only natural that they were the ones looking the most grumbled over everything!

“I’m not paying for this meal anymore!”

“Fufufu! We stand against being fed dog food!”

“They’re just completely stuffing it in our face!”

He is referring to himself in the same way as Yours Truly