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Side Story 10 It’s a catastrophe(?!)

My name is rope .

I am a rope .

I don’t know when I opened my eyes as an artifact or what my origin is, but anyway, I am a rope .

The restorer keeps harassing me by saying that I am a SM play tool and ignoring me, but I am definitely a rope from a folk tale!

My body is 1 . 8 meters in length .

However, I can supposedly wrap around the entire Earth if I extend and keep extending my body .

People might be confused about how my eyes are always sparkling, but it is the mind’s eye(?) .

Humans ask how a rope can have eyes or can smell, but a rope is actually capable of doing all of that! A rope like me can even talk!

It’s just that my master cannot understand me!

Anyway, my daily routine starts with waking up my master .

[#$&#*$&!]

Wake up! Wake up!

The rope was working hard to shake Ju-Heon awake . It jumped up and down on top of Ju-Heon and tried all sorts of techniques .

[#$#&!]

You’re late! I said that you’re late!

Sadly, it wasn’t working .

“No thanks . I’m sleepy . I’m going to sleep some more . ”

It’s damn master liked to sleep so much . Of course, he was the Majesty who needed to rule over all of the artifacts in the world . He slept so much because that job was extremely tiring, but……

[#&$!]

A whole country will disappear if you are late! It really will!

The rope pulled at Ju-Heon’s clothes and groaned .

It didn’t know much about what was going on, but it did hear something about how a country might disappear from the world because of an artifact .

It’s master’s phone was going off almost nonstop to prove it really was a serious issue .

[!]

The rope was getting anxious at the notifications going off hysterically on the phone .

It then looked at the name that appeared on the screen .

[A son of a bitch like Yoo Jaeha]

Based on the name, it seemed to be that lawyer big bro who always got angry at its master .

[#$#$&!]

What do I do, what do I do…?!

The phone went on and off over and over without stopping .

It picked up on its master’s behalf, thinking that it couldn’t just let him ignore the calls .

[#&$!]

Please wait a bit, lawyer bro! Hold on!

The master is getting ready, he is getting ready, so…!

The rope did its best to report the current situation .

However…

[Hey! Why the hell are you saying anything?! Heyyyy!]

‘Huh?! I am talking…!’

[Get your ass up right now before I send a bomb into your palace, you son of a bitch!]

However, its extremely sleepyhead of a master just hugged his pillow and drifted back to sleep .

‘Things will be really bad at this rate…!’

The rope could only tap its feet, although the existence of feet on a rope should be questioned as well .

[#$#!]

Wake up! A whole country is about to disappear! It will!

It pulled at Ju-Heon and tried everything it could, but…

“Mm… I don’t give a shit about that . Goodbye . ”

[?!]

This Majesty with an extremely shitty personality just scratched his butt and went back to sleep .

Other artifacts wouldn’t care what their stupid master did or what not, but…

[#$#$^&!]

Master, I don’t want people talking bad about you! I don’t!

The rope’s eyes flashed and it slithered toward a drawer .

It had an ace in this drawer that would allow it to awaken its master . After rummaging through for a bit…

[#$*&!]

I found it! I found it!

The rope pulled out an erotic magazine .

However…

The real focus was the small ring case that was next to the erotic magazine .

[……… . ]

This was its master’s engagement ring that the restorer had found not too long ago .

The rope originally had no plans on complaining about its master getting married .

It loved its master the most in this world .

It would follow anything its master did and accept any decision its master makes .

However…… . .

“Hmm, just wait a little bit, I’ll come propose to you soon……zzz…”

[#$&$#!]

I don’t think I can accept this……!

[#$&#!]

I am against this marriage! Against it!

Tang tang tang!

The rope was getting excited and slamming down on the ground with its tail .

[#$&!]

I’m going on strike! I’m going on strike!

The fat doggies just blinked as they looked at this unapproved protest .

Even if they were against this marriage…

[How the hell are we going to stop our damn master from doing what he wants?]

[That’s right, that’s right . ]

[Furthermore, why the hell does it matter to us artifacts which human bitch he marries?]

The rope’s eyes opened wide in anger .

[#$&#*!]

It does matter! It does!

[What? How so?]

That…!

The rope tried to respond immediately but it was at a loss for words .

[#$&#$&#$&#$&#!]

Umm, it matters because……umm, you see, it is because……!

The rope just mumbled and the doggies snorted at it .

[Aigoo, I knew you had nothing . ]

[See, it is unrelated to us artifacts…]

“No, that is not true . ”

[!]

The one who surprisingly took the rope’s side was the Majesty’s Cradle (space)!

[C, Chaos, you bastard!]

It was June, one of Ju-Heon’s tomb raiding team members .

It was the spatial artifact Chaos, the artifact responsible for the space that embraced time and all things .

It was a Genesis-Grade (SSS-Grade) existence .

It was considered to have the rights to be the leader of the artifacts, potentially because of its overwhelming strength or because of its abilities .

However, the doggies were not happy to see June .

Why?

‘That bastard tried to get rid of artifacts in the past…!’

June had a similar rap sheet to the Crow . Well, the Crow had the former Majesty’s revenge as a reason, but this bastard was just cold .

June was only a part of the cradle and was responsible for destruction .

Nobody would be happy to see the messenger of death .

Because of that…

[Cut the bullshit and get lost!]

[How the hell would the master’s marriage affect the artifacts?]

“Okay, okay, calm down . I know that you guys don’t like me, but think about it rationally . Our Majesty has yet to select a new artifact as the Cradle(Birth) . ”

[……!]

June was temporarily taking care of the Birth’s job, but it was reaching its limits .

“The Majesty must quickly select an artifact for the ‘birth,’ take it as its partner to share their love . ”

That was the method of activating the Cradle(Birth) .

But what would happen if he marries a human woman?!

“Do you think his majesty would pay any attention to us artifacts?”

Being newlywed was a scary thing . Imagine if he ended up having a human child as well .

Ju-Heon, his wife, regardless of who it may be, and a damn human child……

‘No, the child would at least be super cute since they would be the Captain’s child . Oh wait, I’m getting off track, ahem . ’

Ignoring that last part, the truth was that the Majesty’s attention would be devoted to his child .

“That is why this marriage carries the survival of us artifacts . All artifacts may perish as soon as the Majesty gets married . ”

[……!]

Ju-Heon’s wedding instantly became connected to the survival of the artifacts .

It may sound like a funny story, but the doggies became extremely serious .

It was because they knew Ju-Heon’s personality better than anybody else .

‘T, the master really would just pick his nose if he saw that we were all dying off . ’

They would be lucky if he just sat there and picked his nose .

‘He’ll say that the number of useful slaves are going down and make us work extremely hard!’

This was not good .

But the doggies warily stared at June .

[Why the hell do you care about the survival of artifacts all of a sudden?]

Chaos had cast aside the former Majesty and coldly disappeared in the past .

The former Majesty desperately tried to hold him back in order to prevent the extinction of the artifacts, however…

[You flew off to a different dimension . ]

Furthermore, this bastard had been chilling with the apocalypse artifacts .

So, why the hell would he care now?

[Weren’t you in cahoots with the apocalypse artifacts?]

June became visibly upset .

“I was pretending to be one of them to keep an eye on those apocalypse artifacts . I am the Majesty’s Treasure, and I have a mission to preserve the artifact race . I was keeping all artifacts safe while being elsewhere . ”

He had left the former Majesty because he saw no value to treat that fool as his master . He had been disappointed at the former Majesty’s decision in his test and left .

Well, it wasn’t the former Majesty’s fault since none of the Majesties had ever passed June’s test .

But Ju-Heon was different .

“I like the Captain . That is why I became his vassal . ”

In that sense, he was very happy to hear about Ju-Heon’s wedding, but…

“He must not have a human partner! I am against this marriage as well!”

The rope’s eyes sparkled with joy .

[#$#&$!]

You’re going to help me? You’re going to help me?

“Yeah! He must pick a partner from among the artifacts!”

June, who had quickly joined the rope’s side, used his ability .

“It’s time for all of you to gather here, the loyal vassals of our Majesty!”

Extremely beautiful babe artifacts suddenly appeared!

There were also Byeon Kang-Soe and Ong-Nyeo, Eros’s Arrows artifact, and thousands of sex-related artifacts!

“Go! Go do your best to seduce his Majesty!”

That wasn’t all .

[This is an order to all artifacts .

Report within the next hour and prevent the King’s proposal at all costs!]

The doggie artifacts whose asses were on fire led the charge while the Major God and Divine-Grade artifacts of the different cultural heritages joined in at full force as well .

[Any artifact that manages to successfully seduce his Majesty will receive a great reward!]

[Ohhhhhhhh!]

[Hand over your son in return for taking mine!]

This was the start of the artifact rebellion, despite certain artifacts having different reasons for going after Ju-Heon .

As the situation continued…

[The entire world is in uproar over Seo Ju-Heon’s Ring of Omnipotence . ]

[What you are seeing right now is the surprising chase for a single ring . ]

[Don’t get in my way!]

[I need that ring to make Ju-Heon-nim mine!]

[That’s right! We will use it to turn Seo Ju-Heon into the new leader of our Islamic nation!]

[Ohhhhhhhh! Get the ring! You get the ring and Seo Ju-Heon will be yours too!]

“Man, what the hell is going on?”

Ju-Heon was watching the TV in disbelief .

The world seemed to now be in ‘The Great Ring Era . ’ People around the world were running around manically .

He never expected that a single engagement ring would cause such chaos .

‘I was wondering why that bastard George accepted it so easily . ’

Things seemed as chaotic as when the apocalypse artifacts had appeared .

The newspaper mentioned nations getting their armies ready for potential war .

That wasn’t all .

[The British Royal family has set up a welcome banquet .

‘Welcome, future son-in-law . We have many amazing wedding gifts for you . ’]

[The Saudi Royal family is protesting . “Seo Ju-Heon will be our son-in-law . We will offer him to rights to oil sales as a wedding gift . ”]

[Royal families around the world seem to be in a fierce battle over the Majesty . ]

[Will they declare war?]

Multiple nations were in danger of going to war over Seo Ju-Heon .

“Fuck, I have a lot to gain if all of you go to war against each other, but why the hell are you all so desperate to take me?!”

Ju-Heon had instantly become the potential son-in-law for pretty much all ruling parties in the world . Someone laughed as he screamed in despair .

“What the hell did you excavate, Captain-nim?”

The sweet clear voice belonged to Chloe . It was amazing that something got the always calm and collected Chloe to laugh .

“It feels like you excavated the greatest weapon that humanity has ever seen before . ”

“Why? How?! All I did was to excavate a ring . Where the fuck did they get hair loss healing from?! Why the hell did my ring turn into that?!”

“Why else? Captain-nim, you’re famous for being bald . ”

“What?”

“They say that you are a thieving bastard who likes free things . They claim that your luscious hair is all just wigs . ”

‘These punks . ’

“Absolutely not! This is 100 percent my hair!”

That wasn’t all .

It was also said to heal erectile dysfunction .

“My son is extremely lively as well! It is rock hard without the help of any artifact! I’m going to sue all of these bastards . ”

Chloe laughed again .

Ju-Heon and Chloe were close enough to be drinking buddies . But seeing Ju-Heon struggling like this was quite rare and refreshing to see .

“Yes, yes, your son is so lively that your wife definitely has nothing to cry about . ”

He did come to her for a secret consultation in the past because he had a reason to be upset, but the problem now was that it was too lively!

Anyway, none of these were big issues .

‘I do need to find it by today, but I should be able to get it really easily . ’

Well, he would normally be asking for Seol-A’s help, but……

‘I can’t really get Seol-A’s help for this . ’

But it shouldn’t take him that long .

He tried using his map artifacts along with the Heaven’s Eye System that was created with numerous detection artifacts, knowledge artifacts, and all sorts of other artifacts, but……

[A total of 34,126,311,486,756,744 locations have been detected . ]

‘Why the hell did the stupid ring multiply so much?!

Did it suddenly breed or something?!’

“Is it a damn cockroach?!”

‘Who the hell is responsible for this?!’