Chapter 112. I will help for a fee!FFF Rank bastardHow could I be so inconsiderate!

What I missed is that the thief is a purebred elf.

According to the laws of nature, the longer elves live, the lower their birth rate and fertility. Therefore, elves do not have such developed breasts as women of the human race.

Their average life expectancy is about 2,000 years, and during this time only about 2-3 children are born, due to which the degeneration of subsequent generations occurs.

I think so.

Only the God of the fantasy world knows why elves have breasts like an LCD monitor.

“But I’m still big enough! ..

I admit, as a thief, and asserts that her breasts are still slightly larger than those of Sylvia.

But is that really the point?

– Anyway, let’s leave … like that for later.

– Similar ?!

“It’s much more interesting for me to know what you were going to steal at the Black Auction. If this is just money, then with your level it is too dangerous a gamble.

Dark Commerce is not run by fools. They guard their goods properly. Although they are ruthless, they are second to none in terms of security.

It is very difficult to rob Dark Commerce.

If your skills and level allow you to steal something from them, then you can be successful in everything, so you will not necessarily already steal.

Because of this, everything looks suspicious.

Is a level 137 thief going to sneak through the level 150 guards and a bunch of traps that are swarming with the Black Auction and steal something?

I wonder what made her take such a step.

“I was going to steal the Chaos Artifact.

As if revealing a huge secret, the thief stood with a serious expression on her face. But when she saw my face, cringing, she asked:

– Is there something that does not suit you in my answer?

“Of course, you damn thief.

The world is full of different artifacts.

Angels Artifacts, Ancient Artifacts, Legendary Artifacts, Sacred Artifacts, Demonic Artifacts, Glory Artifacts, Hero Artifacts …

So they are trying to get the Hero into their net.

Artifact of Chaos?

Invented the same …

– I’m not a damn thief! Because of treacherous treachery, I cannot lead a royal life, but I am not a petty thief who steals the belongings of others. While I was collecting artifacts that my ancestor left behind, of course my specialty … do you even listen to me?

– So what is this Artifact?

– This is an object that contains the power of chaos. This is a splinter from the power that was formed when God created the rules and laws of the world. It was thanks to this that I mastered the Dark Energy and with the help of Divinity, which has the opposite properties, I was able to resist the submission of the Demon Lord. By the way … How long are you going to stare at me without clothes, you vile savage! Give me some clothes to cover up.

First Hero.

It seems that the “Chaos Artifact” was the name given to the item that contained the power of Elder 1.

After all, the unfortunate Elven King was the First Hero’s companion. Even if he could not personally use the skills of the Black Box, he could well use the items received from the Hero.

If this attribute, called Chaos, is hereditary, then she inherited even thicker blood than the royal family that now rules Elfheim.

Although she now entails a miserable existence, like a bad thief.

– Ignorant Hero! Are you even listening to me ?!

– Shut up. I don’t want to hear anything about ignorance from a member of the royal family whose pride is as small as her breasts.

– W-w-what ?!

This thief’s deception caused me great financial damage.

– Thief. Is that artifact that you were going to steal is really on the Black Auction? If you answer, I will allow you to cover yourself with this blanket until tomorrow.

– Only until tomorrow? ..

– You do not want it as you want.

– He’s really there! I can feel the power of chaos. Now we are too far away, so it is difficult to say about the current situation, but until I was caught, I definitely felt it. There is definitely an Artifact of Chaos there.

To cover up and protect her trampled pride, she shared classified information.

Although there were many useless information among this information.

“I’m not interested in knowing your name.

– You are a savage, not a Hero! You need to know the limit of rudeness!

The elf thief told everything about herself except her age.

– Why do I need your name?

“This is the name of a purebred elf of the royal family! I only call my name to those I trust! But suddenly you, Hero, are the first! Take it as an honor- Phah ?!

I threw the blanket right in her face.

A Holy Empire princess from the central continent was also talking such nonsense. This honor is only worth wiping your feet.

“Um… Hero. Sorry to interrupt. Have you seen Princess Sylvia in this area? She is the daughter of the one I accompanied, ”the elf archer intervened cautiously.

If you remember the 2nd playthrough, then she, without a moment’s hesitation, sacrificed her life for Sylvia. She has no equal in devotion.

I shrugged.

– I saw her in the woods.

Most likely, it was already beautifully packaged at the Black Auction.

Due to the fact that the kingdom of the elves is extremely closed, many do not even know that the royal family, like Sylvia, has longer ears than ordinary elves, like this thief.

Everything except Sylvia’s breasts was appreciated, but the reason she was so expensive was precisely in her rare long ears.

I’m angry as soon as I think about it.

It can’t be that this thief is worth 3 times as much as Sylvia.

– She shouldn’t be in conflict with those people from the Black Auction …

– Ha! I think she got scared and ran away.

“Who are you to say that about the royal family. If your ears aren’t as fake as your breasts, then you must be a member of the royal family too.

– These are real ears!

– It’s hard to believe. These are words from the lips of someone who tried to charm others with deception.

The thief and the archer began a skirmish.

– Because of my ancestor, the men of this family have been turned on big breasts for many generations! Even if it has small wings, but a bird is a bird! And no one can deny it!

I well understand how the descendants are now suffering greatly because of the miserable ancestor.

The elf archer snapped back.

– All you do is that you are talking some kind of nonsense, but turn the whole story around and you will not find a king who belittles his fellow tribesmen.

– There is!

– Aren’t you confusing them with human kings? There were never any such elf kings.

– I was!

– No!

The two elves glared at each other.

The thief’s words are true, but history is on the winning side. If it becomes known that the most respected king of the elves hated his fellow tribesmen, then the royal power will be under threat, which is why it is carefully hidden.

And one more thing.

Everything in this fantasy world is great if you have a high level.

Even the minor Threat skill of a level 851 archer put a lot of pressure on a level 137 thief.

As if resisting, the thief cried out,

“Is the royal guard threatening a member of the royal family?” I understand now how the demons stole the queen from you!

– O-how do you know that? ..

– I accidentally saw it when I was looking for the Chaos Artifact.

– And what happened to her?

– This is unknown to me. All I know is that the demon did not immediately kill the queen.

I know.

That queen found herself a new love.

She enjoyed playing on the terrace of the Demon Lord’s castle, and 9 years after the Hero was summoned, she seems to have had a child with him.

But I did not consider it necessary to tell them about it.

They will start questioning me, how do I know about this, and besides, I did not see any benefit for myself.

I quietly changed the subject.

– From today on, your names are Archer E and Thief E.

– Yes, master, – answered obediently the archer, who was well trained.

There seems to be no complaint about the names I came up with.

– This is unfair! It doesn’t even look like names! I have a noble name. Illina Lou Elfheim! By what right do you change my name!

– Thief E.

– My name …

– Thief E.

So everything was decided.

In this playthrough, I have two new tasks. Research the Chaos Artifact mentioned by Thief E. And collect the likes of Archer E who accompanied the queen.

It’s just collecting.

The hero with 25 years of experience only had to do this.

► Confusion: Disciple of Kang Han Soo. Isn’t there anything more useful? For example, kill the Five Disasters.

If you think about it, it’s not a bad plan either.

I was wondering if I overcome all Five Disasters, will the fantasy world be destroyed anyway?

In addition, you can meet my dear companion High Dragon of Oblivion, Noebius.

I plan to graduate after the 9th playthrough, so I wanted to say goodbye to my friend in advance.

And one more thing.

I need to return the money I lost to Thief E.’s fraud.

But I will not use such a savage method as attacking the Black Auction. Because I am also to some extent guilty.

– It was necessary to understand immediately after I saw the long ears of Thief E.

Definitely my fault.

I’m not going to shift all the blame to the Black Auction. Because unlike the dim-witted God of the fantasy world, I am a fair Hero.

I suppose …

We need to contact Prince Nasus!

***

During the 2nd playthrough, I became friends with Prince Nasus, the main contender for the throne of the kingdom of the elves.

Because of this, I know very well what he wants.

– Archer E.

– Yes, master.

– Contact the kingdom of the elves.

Archer E was devoted to the kingdom like no other. Using the magic of communication established in the Dumplings Kingdom, she transferred all the information received to the kingdom of the elves.

The whereabouts of Princess Sylvia, the abduction of the queen, the appearance of the Hero …

She told everything she knew.

And a few days later …

News came that Prince Nasus and a delegation were going to visit the Dumplings Kingdom.

Why Prince Nasus?

Because the prince was the only elf willing to make contact with humans, stepping on their dangerous land.

I didn’t have the bodies of Sylvia and her followers like in play 2, but the overall picture was similar.

He was the head of the delegation.

Hanging from his belt was the elf kingdom’s treasure, the Elemental Sword of Endymion, of which he was so proud.

> Race: Arch-Elf

> Level: 999+

> Specialization: Swordsman (Fencing = Slash T)

> Skills: Fencing (SS), Spirit Sword (S), Regeneration (A), Spirit (A), Majesty (A) …

> Status: Hope

Although his sister was missing, he was not at all worried.

On the contrary, he hoped that she was killed.

But in the eyes of others, he seemed like a “great prince” who, even in such a situation when the fate of his sister is unknown, remains calm and reasonable.

The king extended his hand to me as a greeting.

– I’m Nasus. It is an incredible honor to meet the great Hero of Legends. I don’t even know how to express my gratitude for the fact that you saved my compatriots, who were almost sold at the auction … Ah! Forget all the formalities and just call me Nasus. Sir Hero is entitled to this.

He was still an extremely pleasant person.

What did I answer in the 2nd playthrough? BUT!

“Nice to meet you, Nasus. I sincerely wish that elves and humans live in peace and harmony, reminiscent of our meeting.

– This is my wish too.

– Let’s drink to this!

– Hahaha!

We talked in a friendly atmosphere. As usual, the men did, discussing everything from politics to the debate about the war.

While we were talking, Prince Nasus asked me an unusual question:

– Sir Hero, could you please introduce me to the beautiful elf who is next to you.

– I …

I immediately hit my palm on the only plump place of Thief E, dressed in a festive dress.

The sound from the blow was loud enough.

– Wh-what a bastard-

The thief quickly covered her mouth.

Because to say that you are from the royal family in front of Prince Nasus, who plans to take the throne, is tantamount to suicide.

But he had already noticed her long ears, symbolizing the representative of the royal family. That’s what I was up to, so I brought her here.

“This is the lustful thief I raise. She, like Princess Sylvia, loved to hang around, but I keep her in check.

– Here’s how. I envy you. You have such a beauty in your slaves.

– Yes you.

Now Thief E will not be able to escape from me.

Unless, of course, she wants to fall prey to the assassins of the elven kingdom, she’d better trust me.

– For our meeting!

– For the meeting.

– Haha!

– Hahaha!

History is always written at night.

After we finished celebrating the arrival of the delegation in the Dumplings Kingdom, we met face to face on the dark terrace.

I was the first to try my luck.

– Do you want to find the missing princess Sylvia?

– Of course. If something happens to my younger sister, so dearly beloved by my mother and father, I will not stand it.

– Here’s how! Then … the

Hero will help you for a fee!