I simply smile radiantly at it.

[Welcome to the sect!]

[What are you talking about? This is but a sect welcoming gift, don't tell me you've never heard of this practice? Anyway. What kind of system are you?]

[I disagree. Why can't a system change? The universe itself is ever-changing. Creation and destruction, life and death, the passage of one state to another!]

[Yeah, I'll pass. I enjoy my freedom. I don't have time to write. It sounds like a huge pain!]

There is clearly some huge secret behind this Friendly system and it would follow me in a heartbeat. The logical thing would be to accept, then I could use the extra power to make myself a safe haven somewhere.

But should one always strive for logic? This system is probably more suited to help someone that is truly despairing. I'll be fine. I'm sure it would never admit it, but it would have some slight regret nonetheless with me being its host.

[No thank you. Find yourself some kid to support once more. Do a better job this time.]

I can feel the excitement and joy in its voice. I'm quite jealous in a way. I feel lost half the time, but it already found its purpose in life.

[Now, you said there is one last System, right? Something about mood swings? Is it that bad?]

[Wait, you're telling me it's fine in jail but incensed when free? What kind of being is like that?!]

[What's with the name?]

[Alright….]

That is when comes another flickering light, but this one shines brightly. It keeps switching between green and red without rhyme or reason. It got the cucumber part figured out but the tomato part is missing from its name.

I can't help but think of how well the quiet white-beard System and this one would go together. They would be the best for Christmas haha!

[Wait, did you just say web?! Brother, do you know a way to access the Internet?!]

[Ah! Where are you from?! How do I get there?!]

[I heard that pause! You mean a moth, right?! Something similar happened to me! Right, are we even in the same continent as the Moon Keep?!]

Wow, the world sure is small! Wait, does that mean the Friendly System has a vendetta against them?

[Ah, wait! If you want to defeat the Moon Keep, I don't mind but take them hostage instead! I know a few people there: Luna, Eagle, the Warden, Grey…]

Alright, that should be good enough. Now that cucumber System is giving me hope. Somewhere, somehow, exists a civilization that knows what the Internet is. How great is that?!

[So, anyway, what are you about as a system?]

[Wait, are you able to make technological things appear out of thin air?! I need to know!]

That is when the cool cucumber System seemingly shuts down. It seems to be going into sleep mode to avoid the discussion altogether. This is quite convenient in a way haha!

Stop-Loss…wait! Don't tell me?! Ah, I see the confusion. Bearish and Bullish does sound like animals, doesn't it? Now, how does it even work? Is there a true stock market somewhere in the Earth Realm or is it simply a system shenanigan? I gesture the target of our discussion to come back online.

[You, you're a Day Trading system, right?]

[I mean it does explain the lights. Green for the stock going up and red for it going down, right? How does it work exactly?]