My Sassy ‘Crown Princess’ Chapter 966
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966. Cang Qian Is Such An As*hole! (2)Translator: Guy Gone Bad
Cang Qian lazily threw Lou Yu an eye, “the first step is to adjust the strength of the five source thunderbolts and make it consistent, Lou Yu should be the constitution, so the one with earth attributes should be more powerful, so what he should do now is to strengthen the other four thunderbolts.”
Mo Fei blinked, “How?”
Cang Qian felt his chin and said, “It’s simple. Soak the Xuanbing Water Thunderbolt in the Hanpo Bingling Spring, or find some ice crystal essence for it to absorb, for the Zhiyan Fire Thunderbolt, find a Heart of Flame and integrate it with it, as for the Ruifeng Gold Thunderbolt, find the Void Gold Liquid…”
Mo Fei smiled bitterly, “Senior, the Xuanpo Bingliong Spring has dried thousands of years ago. The Ice Crystal essence only exists in legends. The Heart of Flame only appeared thousands of years ago and was of great value. Now no one knows where it is. As for the Void Gold Liquid, I have never heard of it…”
Cang Qian looked at the few of them disdainfully and said, “Do you think it is so easy to become an immortal? It would consume huge manpower and material resources. You little kids, how old are you? How many New Year’s Eve dinners have you eaten? Without much effort and you want to ascend? Don’t daydream! Little kids, to become an immortal is not that easy as you think.”
Mo Fei gave an awkward smile, “Senior, we really learn a lesson.”.”
Cang Qian’s eyes swept over the few of them, “Oh right, I heard that the Five Element Bead can reduce the mutual exclusion between the five source thunderbolts, really something good.”
Mo Fei nodded to agree, “Yeah! It is something good.” Something good? I’ve never heard of it.
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“We are in Chongzhou.” Mo Yi looked at those tall buildings and cried.
Cang Qian said with great joys, “Let’s go in.”
Boss Lou who had been lying on the back of Lou Yu suddenly opened his eyes, looking quite in the mood.
Mo Fei twitched his mouth, thinking in the heart: Every time, my son would wake exactly at the meal time. He even doesn’t need anyone to wake him up.
Lou Yu clapped his hands excitedly, wearing an ostentatious expression.
Cang Qian looked at Mo Fei and others, “Let’s go grab some food.”
Mo Fei shook his head, “No, I want to go to the shops and auction houses in Chongzhou first.”
Cang Qian curled his mouth and said, “Why?”
Mo Fei shrugged his shoulders and said, “I’m going to see if there’s anything for Lou Yu to balance the five source thunderbolts in his body.”
Cang Qian showed a white eye, “You are so considerate! Lou Yu is so lucky to marry you.”
Mo Fei smiled and said, “Of course.”
Cang Qian rolled his eyes, hum, showing affection in public?
“Oh, you really don’t want to eat some food first? We can go after eating something!” Seeing that Mo Fei was about to leave, Cang Qian still wouldn’t give up.
“Food? No hurry.” Mo Fei said plainly.
Cang Qian threw him a stare sullenly, thinking to himself, for a man, you would rather starve yourself! So useless!
“I heard that there is an auction house called Yanyue in Chongzhou, with a variety of commodities.” Said Mo Fei.
Cang Qian hissed, “In the past ten thousand years, those star magicians are becoming weaker and weaker, but more and more arrogant. Any auction house dares to call themselves number one in the world. And anyone who is a bit talented would call himself the peerless master. What a joke!”
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Mo Fei, “…”
Holding a big string of roast meat, Boss Lou was chewing with relish. In order to pacify the irritable Boss Lou, Mo Fei bought it for him by the road.
Seeing that Boss Lou was so enjoying it, Cang Qian couldn’t help revealing a jealous look.
Mo Fei turned his head and looked at Cang Qian, “Senior, would you like some?”
Cang Qian snorted dismissively, “What? Do I look like someone who would eat some roadside snacks?”
Mo Fei hurriedly shook his head, “No, no, of course not. With such a noble figure like you, you are supposed to sit in a fancy restaurant, eat the best and the most expensive food.”
Cang Qian smiled complacently and said, “That’s right! But if you insist buying me some roadside snacks, I wouldn’t object.”
Mo Fei, “…”
Cang Qian looked at Mo Fei’s strange face and pretended to clear his throat, “Let me tell you, a noble person like me, whatever I eat, I am always so noble.”
Mo Fei, “…”
Cang Qian looked at the stoned Mo Fei and said angrily, “Didn’t you say you’d buy some roadside snacks? Hurry! What are you waiting for?”
Mo Fei then came to his sense, “OK, OK, OK, I will buy you some now.”
Cang Qian shook his head and said, “Lou Yu, your wife is so dull. Senile dementia? So young? What would he look like when he gets old?”
Lou Yu, “…”
Mo Fei grinded his teeth, Cang Qian is such an as*hole!
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