《The Empty Valley Cries Unheard》Common Mistakes During the Test
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Chapter 37: Common Mistakes During the Test
Writing Your Name :
When you filled all the answer sheets but forget to write your own name.
When you wrote your own name but forget to fill any answers.
When you wrote every answer in the name column, while you wrote your name in the answer column.
When you wrote the name of all your classmates, including yourself, thinking of it as a mass collaborative work.
When you mistakenly wrote the name of your parents.
When you mistakenly wrote the name of your friends' parents because that's how you guys kept insulting each other.
When you wrote the name of your teacher because they did not accept any criticisms.
When you wrote God in the name sheet expecting to get a perfect score.
When you wrote Evil God due to your chuunibyou self taking over.
When you wrote your name on every answer sheet your friends' passed over to you.
When you wrote your parents' name on their answer sheets.
When you wrote the names of their parents in their answer sheets.
When you forgot your own name during the test.
Taking the Test :
When you filled in multiple choice answers in the essay and filled in essay answers on multiple choices.
When you rely on the fortune pencil while answering all the essay questions.
When you answer every question with E answer when the answers only range from A to D.
When you answer every essay questions with prayers.
When there's a question which asked for your opinion, you answer: but my opinion is controlled by the state.
When there's a question which asked for your opinion, you answer: the right to answer lies within me and I choose not to answer.
When you answered every knowledge-based question by writing the Imgtify link.
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When you answer every essay question with: I don't know, but I know that I don't know.
When you finally realize you can't read the questions.
When you try to cheat by praying directly to God.
When you try to cheat by praying directly to the Evil God.
When you try to find the answer by meditating in the middle of the test.
When you realize, you're supposed to take the test on a different class.
Extras – Studying before the Test :
Absorbing the knowledge by eating your textbook. Make sure to add a caramel sauce or anything that you like.
Write the summary of your studies on a paper with your own blood and burn it; inhale as much smoke as possible.
Use the pillow as your textbook and the textbook as your pillow.
When you thought Life was the more important test so you studied for it instead.
Extras – Reporting the results to your parents :
When you slip in your test papers in your parents' dinner, hoping the message would come across.
When you slip the paper beneath your parents' pillow.
When you found out, your parents weren't at home all night, for few days and when they were home they didn't ask anything about it, so you didn't have to show them—that you got a perfect score.
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