On an early Saturday morning ,Alicia woke up with sounds of birds chirping and warm rays of sunlight on her face.After cooking herself a light breakfast of scrambled eggs and toast she sat down in front of her laptop to catch up the news of her favorite South Korean band BTS.But before she could open her browser..a notification of an email popped up.She opened it and after making sure she was not imagining things,cursed her now ex best friend..He was an annoying fellow really!!Why did she consider him a best friend?Had she lost a screw somewhere?

To:>[email protected]

From:>[email protected]

Sub:Info on my brother

Dear Al,

I have compiled a dossier on my brother to help you make a decision faster.Check the attachment.

P.S. You can thank me later

Name:Ryu Long

Job Profile: mere CEO at Lancd Inc and being a typhoon

Description:

1. Marginally good looking according to me.Considered reasonably handsome by the femald populace.

2. Unstable temperament.Always cold and angry towards people.Hates people in general and tolerates them only for business purposes.

3.Loves to give orders and expects them to be carried out even before said orders have been completely issued.Behavior may resemble a cranky grizzly bear if his orders not fulfilled.

4. Hates Desserts.Will not touch anything sweet even if threatened with torture.(His glare can turn even the sweetest thing bitter)

5.Does not like to waste his energy in talking.Saves words like a miser and is known to answer in mono syllables and short sentences only. I wouldn't know that he could string more than 3 sentences together if not for Little Ru.

6.Past secrets:I've already told you one.If my brother has an inkling of it then you will have to write my obituary.So anything you wamt to know,feel free to ASK HIM.

7. Anything else:ASK HIM

P.S.I think point no 4 is good..Whenever you go out on a date,you can order 2 desserts and then eat his too!!just don't let him sulk amd glare at you.Aren't I an angel.??.ciao!

To:>[email protected]

From:>[email protected]

Subject:Beware

Neil,

Thank you for your dossier.Frankly,if this is your definition of a dossier then I can only say that your clients are lucky that you have me as an assistant.With just your intelligence they would have become paupers by now and been duped a million times.Also the office gossip is more informative than this joke of a dossier.

Also please do not try to "convince" me anymore.Arrange a meeting for tonight and you will have my answer then.

P.S. Please be careful with what you eat/drink in the next few days.You never know someone might want to help you become an angel in the heaven sooner than you hope.Ciao.hmpf

To:>[email protected]

From:>[email protected]

Subject:Covert words

Your threats are not as subtle and covert as you think.And they are not going to work because I am moving my office to the restaurant next door for the next few days as I need a change of scenery.I am tired of seeing you old and haggard face.*snort*

You must treat your friends with respect by answering their questions immediately and not make them wait.

To:>[email protected]

From:>[email protected]

Subject:Questions and answers.

Since you love getting answers I will give them to you early if you can answer the following questions:

1.In a movie theater,which armrest is ours and which is the person's on the seat next to you?

2.How old would you be if you did not know how old you are?

Any one will do.Ciao

Neil Long after reading this email:"...."