《Give me my lily pad back.》Ice won't break your fall, but it will break other stuff.
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Mibbet felt her heart sink to her feet, as she checked out the listings and saw Harmsworth and Harmsworth was the next match. Maybe if she started running now she could make it across the border, board a ship, and make good her es..... No that would never work, not against Gidea, that woman was a force of nature, she would track her down if she hid in the blackest pits of hell.
But there was no way to win here. She mumbled and moaned to herself as she paced restlessly, well she would have to just take this. and do her best against Gidea. In the meantime she could take some time to relax herself a little, as matches would resume in the morning. So for now she and the others could at least slip out and have fun.
The sudden snowfall had bought her some time at least before what was bound to be the shortest battle in the history of the arena, but it seemed outside the arena life went on. People were going about their business as if nothing had happened. The streets were lit by lanterns on long strings. Apart from the occasional scream when somebody realised their favourite shortcut was now iced over (it was weird watching people land, the ice cobweb, then the person slip onto their arse before falling into the muddy slush as the ice finally gave.)
Mibbet was feeling like she wanted to drag everybody out shopping rather than think of her impending doom. One does not simply fight Gidea, usually one goes out to the arena to fight Gidea, then comes back out on a stretcher if the posters were to be believed, and there were many many posters, some decorated with rather detailed images from the match. Usually covered by a foldup of paper so as not to upset the children, (who of course took turns to lift the flap, and gawk at the cool violence beneath.)
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Errol was the easiest, as she dragged him out to a weaponsmith, and carefully had donk weighted and bronzed. After all bones were limited in their use as a club before they gave out, and being a royal guard there was a certain expectation of presentability (which technically Errol did fit, by accident mostly. He was in Royal guard armour, true the armour in question spanned three monarchs, and fit like a glove, on a coven hoof, but technically it still counted. His boots were polished and well maintained, albeit they had clearly been through at least three siblings before him, and when he needed to replace them would go to a little sister, but they were polished, and his clothes were always clean and well maintained. With Errol’s obsession with knitting there was no way his clothes would ever fit poorly, if they ever tore he even colour matched and artificially wore in the patch until it was a perfect match for the original item. Really to everybodies amazement Errol despite his unique look, hand me down gear, and boots so old they practically walked under their own power was somehow a shining example of the uniform code.)
Sir Leeroy on the other hand? Now he presented a challenge. What did you buy for him? He definitely didn’t need armour, the gear he had was practically thicker than a wall, and he liked it that way. When he charged things he liked them to either get out of the way, or get out of the way in pain, as for clothing, well... in the entire history of the castle legend had it that nobody had ever seen him out of uniform. Hell some legends even said he didn’t take it off because he was really a living armour. Of course having spent time with him hearing him grumble about his bunions under his breath whenever they sat down somewhat discredited that particular myth. Eventually they settled on an enchanted footbath, it seemed the most sensible option, of course nobody would ever see him using it, an unarmoured Sir Leeroy was unseeable, like a camera shy Higgs bosun, that was a national hide and seek champion. But they knew somewhere down the line their gift would be used and appreciated.
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Rascal? Now there was a challenge, what do you get the cat who both has everything, and thinks they OWN everything at the same time? It had to be something fireproof, but good enough to entertain a creature with the attention span of a chipmunk in a box factory. Mibbet found after much searching a phoenix feather, an enchanted heatproof rod for fire mages. (Everybody thinks it’s cool when a mage conjures fire, they don’t seem to realise most rods are bits of wood, many a promising mages career literally went up in smoke as their fireball got to close to the rod, and whoomph, which by all accounts is a bad outcome.) And some steelspider thread. They them paid a weapon smith to put these components together into a cat teaser, that no matter how much it got burned just returned to normal after ashification.
Alba was of course easy peasy, they would be delighted by a deluxe selection of finest cuts of monster meat, albeit slightly disappointed by the lack of giant spider in the pack, they had developed quite a taste for it.
The horses were given a big bag of oats each, dipped in mollasses, they ate it with their usual indifference, pondering what the hell was going to happen tomorrow that they got such a luxurious meal today, but for now, at least, they were happy.
Elvira squealed in delight when they were given a pack of Boffo’s finest googly eyes, in a huge array of styles. A pair were of course instantly added to Donk, it had been left out of the club quite long enough. Plus select statues that had been weird enough staring in the normal way became less judgemental with the addition of googly eyes. This would of course not be undone for a very long time, as a kid the first spell Elvira had learned was a mega stick spell (much to the regret of the rest of the world.) So by now she had that spell to the point where it would last decades.
Addy had accidentally given a clue during their travels. They had started off as a mining construct, and given their obsession with shiny rocks on their journey that minerals from around the world box set had been a no brainer. At last after all that shopping, Mibbet was too knackered to think anymore, and finally settled down to rest.
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Force of Will
This is my attempt at blending a typical fantasy isekai of sword and sorcery with a xianxia cultivation style. Hopefully its a good attempt. I am a first time writer, so feel free to critique me! Comments, ratings, messages whatever! I'm taking it all as constructive feedback I promise! =========================================================================================================================== There was William a bright young lad who, through his father's rigorous training starting at a young age, managed to be accepted as a Page with a potential for knighthood with enough hard work. The kid was going to go places. There was also William, fresh out of college and just aimlessly working at local restaurants and bars just enjoying life and not doing anything with his degree. Pretty much just spending his life having a good time doing whatever he wants. Obviously these are two different Williams. Or are they? Join the second Will as he awakes in a new body and discovers exactly what this new experience entails for him.
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Aethernea
[Best Fantasy Story Winner at Wattpad Fiction Awards 2016] ? Adventure ? Mystery ? Humor ? Romance ? Systematic, almost scientific Magic ? Strategy in Fights ? Character Development Gallery | Wikia | Official Site | Patreon | Facebook | Twitter ————————————————————————————————————- Summary ————————————————————————————————————- In a world where everyone can use magic, where treasure hunters, alchemists, and warlocks are common professions, and where mage duels are the most popular form of entertainment, Kiel is a "non-mage" - a person who doesn't have the aptitude to use magic on regular basis - until he meets Elaru - a spell breaker of mysterious origin, wielder of the fabled 'Aethernea of Sight' - eyes that can see magic, who claims she can give him the power to become the greatest mage world of Halnea has ever seen. Coerced into binding his soul to hers, Kiel finds himself pulled into a web of secrets, where one wrong step could end in his untimely demise. Who, or what is Elaru Wayvin really? What is her relation to the ruling 15 noble mage families? What is the source of The Ink - a mysterious plague spreading through the continent? What is the Aetherneal bond between them and what has it turned them into? What is the truth behind gods and divine magic? Why has the third race of Halnea - the Ascended, mysteriously disappeared, and what is the connection between the remaining two races? In the search for truth, Kiel and Elaru enroll at the most prestigious University of Magic. Yet, between awkward social events, falling in love, thrilling competitions, blood curling battles, irritating peers, and damnable love rivals, there is little time for studying. And as if avoiding sinister plots from all sides wasn't difficult enough, their new detestable mentor takes them on a voyage into the uncharted forbidden zone filled with unspeakable secrets, ancient riddles, man-eating monsters, and deadly traps. A quest that just might end up changing the fate of the entire world. ————————————————————————————————————- What do readers say about it? ————————————————————————————————————- "Aethernea is my absolute favorite read on wattpad, I love it as much as I love Harry Potter and The Mortal Instruments. You have such an amazing way to make the words flow and unbelievable descriptions. Unique characters and a great story line. All the small clues and mystery in the humor and fantasy just makes the book perfect in my opinion. I read all chapters in two days! Less than 48 hours even! I'm REALLY looking forward to the next update, the world of Aethernea is so deep and well thought out, it's beautiful and magical. God I can't believe how creative you are, so many small details with so many families and stories everywhere. Purely fantastical, I admire you." - astro-logical from Wattpad "I love love love Aethernea so much! It is amazing how you created this new world with different creatures, magics, looks, illnesses, and evil! I was blown away by your explanation of the Mana pools and how to weave magic! Simply stunning really! You are one of my favorite authors and Wattpad and I am so glad I stumbled upon Aethernea because it is worth all of my time reading!" - Adriana_V_Blade from Wattpad "I absolutely am loving Aethernea so far. I am certain you belong in the ranks among J.K. Rowling, Rick Riordan, Suzane Collinings, and many more great and wonderful authors. You opened up a whole new world for me, which only a few great authors have accomplished. While it's true I am pulled into each and every book, few are able to capture me to the point of inescapability. Though, somehow, you have managed this feat. I thank you for this and more! You are a wonderful author and can't wait for more to come!" - daughterofpercabeth7 from Wattpad "WOW! just caught Aethernea in gravity tales! Just when I was getting tired of most xianxia novels this appears and completely blows my mind! I really like the depth and the humorous touch you give the characters and it seems you have the storyline well thought out since you are always hinting about things in the past and the future. It has been such an enjoyable experience that I couldn't stop reading, finishing it in just one day and laughing my way through most of the episodes. But what keeps me so excited for what's coming is the magic system and the professions of the world you are creating.The magic mechanics have such a huge potential! They are simple but at the same time they open so many possibilities. Even though we still only understand the basics of transmutation and augmentation, I expect them to enable fights where there is need of quick thinking and skill, and not just brainless overpower of every opponent. In a way this makes me reminiscent about The Mistborn Series by Brandon Sanderson, which are one of my favorite series ever. The thing that sets Mistborn apart from any other series is that the mechanics are so well thought out that they could be used to create a super cool triple A video game and I cannot help but hope Aethernea reaches the same level or even surpass it. I really think it has that potential. Really hope this series gets the attention it deserves. As for me, Thursdays and Sundays just got a whole more exciting! =)" - AlexMLion "Your writing is fantastic and riveting, the chapters and character flow so smooth, and it captivates the reader with the many twist and turns that tricks one mind into thinking this is about to happen, when suddenly the exact opposite happens. You truly are in inspirational writer with a brilliant mind that can see and put words into chapters and into this one truly awesome book. Thank you!" - AshleyStaar from Wattpad "I loved this story, such detailed description and accurate words, both Kiel and Elaru completely caught my attention, your writing style is just beautiful and the plot is astounding and it's just the first episode! This kind of fantasy stories are my favourite, it has a lot of magic in it, rivalry and sense of humour." - BlackWhiteD from Wattpad
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Ao Ruang lives in a village isolated from the outside world. Due to a tragic fate he finds himself far away from his home on the brink of death. Only to be entrusted with the legacy of a near extinct race.A Legacy he must embrace.A Legacy that fills humanity with suspicion and hate.A Legacy written in blood. Hello Author here!I hope you all are enjoying my take on a cultivation story. I wanted to take elements I enjoy from cultivation novels while avoiding some of the tropes and insane power creep. I want to keep things as grounded as possible. The story is a bit quick paced in the start, but you will find that it slows down to a decent pace later on. The romance is going to be a slow burn and I want to keep it a bit of a surprise. While our protagonist Ao Ruang is the main man of the story their were will be times other characters will get some love also.Lastly, there will be occasional goals from latest chapter if those goals are reached I will release a bonus side chapter that focuses on other characters we have met before and I'm considering having polls to decide who the side chapter will be on.Please consider supporting me in anyway you can. For now I'm just looking for people to review, suggest to others, and interact.Respectfully,Joseon Walking
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