Dear Diary,

Kimi and Y are too dangerous together. We have to figure out a way of separating them.

This morning they got into a friendly argument. Nothing new there. It involved numbers, which also isn’t new. It also involved the words “oxygen limit” and “open flames” and “unlimited fuel”. Which was concerning, but we ignored it.

And then they left for a couple hours.

Y respawned, grumbling about losing. Kimi didn’t come back. So Y came to me and said Kimi was probably stuck on floor 95, unable to get across the ocean. He asked me to go get her.

What he didn’t mention was the fact that they’d sucked all the oxygen out of the slime floor! It’s completely impossible to get through the maze now, because the air is unbreathable! I don’t know how they did it, or why, or how, or why, or mostly why, but having two insane mad scientists dating is a very bad idea and we need to break them up. Like, it’s great that they found each other and are (as far as I can guess) totally in love. Yay. But seriously, one of these days they’re going to destroy this entire dungeon, and the only thing they’ll have to say when we pick ourselves out of the rubble is “I told you it would work”.

Hkshkijsgh!!!

Ok, fine, for legal purposes I’m going to add that I have no plans to sabotage their relationship. I don’t even know if that’s possible. At this point I don’t think the Admin himself could keep them apart for long. They’re both too smart. If the Admin separated them, they’d just take that as a super fun challenge.

Aaaaanyways, the opera is coming together nicely. Aya and I told the other girls we were feeling left out, so now we’re the official listeners/watchers. We’re there to give feedback on everything. Most of the feedback has been good, since everyone knows what they’re doing, but we caught a plot hole and pointed out a couple choreography things. Surprisingly, there wasn’t anything wrong with any of the sets. I guess if you tell the insane mad scientist couple to make something and make sure no one who uses it will die, they’re able to (after explaining how we’re all going to die eventually, and clarifying that no one will die while using what they build) come up with some pretty cool sets that are perfectly safe.

Oh, I haven’t said what the play is about yet! It’s basically, ok so, imagine if The Phantom of the Opera and a telenovela had a baby. That’s basically it. The music is kind of from Phantom, but the band doesn’t have an organ or piano, so they changed it a lot. Raul is Christine’s adopted brother, but Christine has amnesia and doesn’t remember him anyways. And they made the phantom Christine’s dad, who everyone thinks is dead, but really he’s just hiding from some Persian guy he owes a lot of money. The new owners are still the comic relief, and in this version the pre-Madonna leaves the opera because she’s pregnant. There are a couple other changes, but those are the big ones.

Is it pre-Madonna? I always thought it was that. I’ll go ask Via before I head to sleep.

Goodnight, Dungeon!