《Reincarnated into a Time-Loop Dungeon as a LVL100 Catgirl Chef!》Cycle 30 (4)
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Dear Diary,
Floor 90 is scary. It’s covered in four foot tall grass, and the walls are covered in shallow caves. It isn’t as wide as other floors, but it makes up for that by being taller. We didn’t really want to go through the grass at first, because who knows what could live in there, right? Kimi wanted to just set fire to it all, which I can’t blame her for. Her idea was voted down. Instead, Lilly cast a spell that let us walk on walls.
Walking on walls was fun! Until we found out the caves are full of pterodactyls.
Yep, pterodactyls. Or maybe not, I’m not a dinosaur expert. They were some kind of prehistoric bat bird dinosaur thing with beaks that have way too many teeth in them. Like seriously. Way too many teeth.
Anyways, pterodactyls are territorial. They didn’t like us being on their wall. They pulled us off, and now I know what a volleyball feels like. If volleyballs had limbs that were torn off as they were bounced around. Pterodactyls don’t worry about things like their prey being dead before eating it.
It’s kinda weird. Like, when we first met the sharks, I thought sharks were pretty bad. And then we met the slimes and decided sharks aren’t all that bad. And then we met the ants, and realized that slimes are pretty ok actually. Now we’ve come across pterodactyls, and, you know, ants are fine. At least the ants don’t grab your tail and yeet you through the air.
It makes me wonder what else is out there. At the moment I can’t think of anything worse than having to fight pterodactyls. But a couple of floors up there might be something that will make me miss the days when all we had to fight were pterodactyls.
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Anyways, tomorrow we’ll go through the grass. Everyone agrees it could be dangerous, so we’re going to have our weapons at the ready at all times. And we’re going to go in invisible, just in case. We’ve all seen enough exploration movies to know we should travel single-file, although I don’t really know why that’s important. I think it might be for traps?
We couldn’t decide what order to travel in, so we settled it catgirl style: we held a marble race. Via won, so she goes first. She’s terrified about that, but it’s how the marbles decreed it should be. Mika is second, Lilly is third, Aya is fourth, I’m fifth, and Kimi is last.
I’ve started experimenting with making noodles. I know Nat is basically an expert at this, and no matter what I do she’ll be able to do it better, but I want to surprise her. I don’t have any specific press or slicer or whatever, which complicates things, but I’m not doing too bad of a job. I made lasagna tonight, and it turned out good! Tomorrow I’ll try making fettuccine, which will take a while to slice but it should be ok.
WAIT maybe Mika can make me a pasta maker machine! All it is is a couple wheels and a crank, with sharp things on some of the wheels, that shouldn’t be too hard to make, right?
I’ll go ask!
Goodnight, Dungeon!
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