《The Snake Report》Chapter 73
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Chapter 73
Snake Report:
"Spit it out you idiot! Spit it out!" The shout is loud and clear as the beating of my heart.
I hear it.
I respect it.
But I'm afraid it's too late for that, Miss Paladin.
I've prepared for this.
It's the only way we're getting out of this mess before we die of old age, or starvation.
Operation [This time for sure.]
This time, we're making it out of this terrible place. We're going all the way to the top.
All the way up to the surface world. No more dungeons, no more terrible bad-stuff, no more spiders, eels, or Megalodons.
This is the only way.
The only way.
Oh... It's there now. No going back, the magic is rising, Earth Molding is continuing... should level out soon...
Soon...
Any second now...
Alright...
Alright.
Uh... huh...
It's not leveling out.
Nope.
Not even a little bit.
Oh god, this is way worse than I remember.
Holy smokes.
Phewwwwwwwwww
My body isn't just on fire, it's undergoing nuclear-fission. Not just spicy peppers here, this is something else.
"I HAVE THE POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWER"
Like that. If I could say anything other than Hisses, I'd be yelling that at the top of my lungs.
Woooooo... Oh boy. Forgot how awful this was, this is the worst.
sssssss
Ah... Miss Paladin looks very worried. She's trying to get up out of the chair.
Don't be concerned Miss Paladin.
I'm a professional.
I swear.
[Mana resistance: Rank 22]
See? No problems, what doesn't kill me makes me stronger. I'm cool like that.
[Mana resistance: Rank 23]
Wow, that was fast.
[Mana resistance: Rank 24]
Hmm...
[Mana resistance: Rank 25]
Do I smell smoke? Is something burning?
[Mana resistance: Rank 26] [Passive Healing 23]
Oh.
[Mana resistance: Rank 27] [Passive Healing 24]
It's me.
Hmm.
[Mana resistance: Rank 28] [Passive Healing 25]
I'm on fire.
[Mana resistance: Rank 29] [Passive Healing 26]
Shoot.
[Mana resistance: Rank 29] [Passive Healing 27]
[Heal]
[Mana resistance: Rank 30] [Passive Healing 28]
[Heal]
...
[Heal]
...
[Mana resistance: Rank 31] [Passive Healing 29]
[HEAL!]
[HEAL!]
[HEAL!]
[HEAL!]
[HEAL!]
[HEAL!]
[HEAL!]
[HEAL!]
[HEAL!]
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